Woodland High School - Jewel Yearbook (Woodland, ME)

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THE JEWEL fp WOULDN'T THE SENIOR CLASS SEEM QUEER IF: Elston Mitchell-ever graduated? Velma Caird-wasn't pretty? Charles Helfen-ever did his own home-work? Alice Haley-didn't have a new dress? Mavis MacPhail-stopped chewing gum? Gloria Cox-didn't ride to school in a truck? Rita McCarthy-went on a diet? Frances Diadone-grew three inches? Madeline Turner+cut her finger-nails? Anona VVest-ever forgot to do an assignment? Julia Tammero-wasn't talking? Or didn't have a temper? NVinifred Perkins-spoke up in class? ' Donald VVallace-had never met Phyllis? Marguerite Aylward-had a hair out of place? Lawrence IVal1ace-got on the honor roll? Ronald Johnson-developed a new laugh? Leta Matthews-couldn't tell the Twins apart? Michael Ohabak-Hirted with the girls? Maxine Shain-could,n't type? Muriel Mooreside-Wasnlt so shy? Virginia Leeman-didn't blush? Gerald Fountain-had false teeth? Blair Brown-was without a girl? Ralph James-wasn't talking about the Calais girls? Philip Robb-had a lot of energy in class? VVinona Tracy-had a boy friend? Kenneth Leighton-grew to be six feet tall? Edward Kneeland-was quiet? Kay Dudleyiwasnnt laughing? Vern Landry-was noisy? ,Xl 411 If 'K Ik IVOULDNWI' OUR JUNIOR CLASS SEEM QUEER IF: Dorothy Smith-didn't study Ralph Dorr-acted his age? Ernest Grecco-had straight hair? Homer Townsend-knew his theorem in geometry? Elizabeth James-wasn't talking? Marie MacI'herson-wasn't with Elizabeth? Effie Perkins-didn't like boys? Ernest Hood-had a shave?

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'I' II E J E VV E L 41 Ginny Leeman had been losing chick- ens from her farm. She inserted the fol- lowing' advertisement in the local news- paper: Anyone found near my chicken house at night will be found there the next morning. No more chickens have been missed. it fl? it Pl? ae Mrs, Leighton: The Ken. Ken Califsent-niindedlyD: HI can't see him. Tell him I'm sick. doctor is here, se ,Xi Sli as its they call those write on?l' Rita: Mc: Gaul stones. Gloria C.:: '4lVl1at to tablets the Gauls used to Sk IX! Pl? fl? fl? Caller: 'Tm a bill collector, lady. Mrs. Nuwed: Just a moment, and I'll show you the biggest collection of bills you ever saw! fl? SF it SF S? Dear old Soul Cvisiting her very sick brotherj: 'Tve had a very nice letter from Emily. She says she's so sorry she ainlt able to come and see you but she hopes to be able to come to the funeral. Sk HK: it S8 PK: R. James: I've finished with that girl. E, Mitchell: Why'? R-. James: She asked me if I dan- ced. E. Mitchell: What'si so insulting- about that T' R. James: I was dancing with her when she asked me. 36 SF it 'KK HKS Kitty: Gracious, it's been five years since I've seen you. You look lots olderf' Kat: Nlieally, my dear? I donft think I would have recognized you if it Weren't for that coat. t'Are your father and mother in? asked the visitor of the small boy who opened the door. '4They was in, said the child, 'ibut they is out. They was in, they is out. XVhere's your grammar? 'KShe's gone upstairs, said the boy, for a laydownf' ll? ae elif 26 ae A New Version Little Boy treading item from Man- churial : lVhat does it mean here Oy seasoned troops, Dad T' Dad Cimmediatelyj: Mustered by the officers and peppered by the enemy. ' IK: it PK: :lt elk Rocked to Sleep An old darkey went to the judge and wanted to have his wife arrested for rocking' him to sleep. HYYhy man, said the judge, you can't have your wife arrested for rock- ing' you to sleep! That's all right, judg'e, replied the darkey, 'ibut you should have seen the rockfl SK: :lt SE SF 26 Observant Child The primary teacher was helping the children to tell the difference between the letters dl, and Nb. Johnnie, how can we tell these let- ters apart ? asked the instructor. lVell, answered the lad, one has its stomach in the front and the other has it in the back. HK! Blk it Sk SF Frankly Puzzled HYou canlt have it l said his mo- ther. 'tIIaven't I said 'No' six times al- re'ady?l' All right, murmured the angel child, But I wonder where Dad gets the idea that you're always changing' your mind.

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TIIE JEXVEL HSan1'l Gagner-got on the honor roll? Harold Annis-talked fast? Florence Vining--liked the boys? Floyd Coons-had never met Pauline? Jack Mooreside-was quiet? Elizabeth Eitzsimmons-got fat? Bunny Robb-ever graduated? 'AKay Bagley-spoke up i11 class? Gloria Leeman-didn't ,frig1grle? Nettie Tracy-cut her hair? Josephine Coviello-was tall? Thomas Mofitt-had a girl? Marilyn Harriman-didn't wear glasses? Lucy Leland-was a hed-head? Melvin Strout-was thin? fl? SF SF Pl? S6 THE EST FAMILY OF CHEMISTRY C. Fiekett Ambitious-Est P. Leland Big-Est F. Diadone Smart-Est ll, Morrison Bluff-Est M Mooreside Small-Est F. Coons Bothersome-Est G. Fountain Quiet-Est G. Leeman Crazy-Est R. McCarthy Loud-Est E. Kneeland Destructive-Est E. James Silly-Est M MacPherson Nutty-Est K. Bagley Shy-Est ll. Seanians Fat-Est H. Coons Flirt-Est E. Leighton XVierd-Est M Strout Serious-Est N. Tracy Blushing'-Est G. Cox Jumpy-Est F. Vining' Tall-Est T. Moifitt Cahn-Est M Drotar Jolly-Est H. Townsend Shor't1Est B, Brown Fast-Est