Woodlan Senior High School - Arrow Yearbook (Woodburn, IN)

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Goo and Goulash Crunk-KNO Germs, Canned foods a speciality For the Baby that squirms. All their new baby foods are tried out on the Woodburn High School Home Economic students. The teacher, Miss Rosentrader, first started the girls on their experimental foods. The pots of stuff they used to cook up had to be good for someone--and the unsuspecting, innocent, three-cornered pants class was the only one gullible enough to try the Gerbers Goo, Goulash, and Crunk. lk Pk lk ik The greatest supersonic salesman of the 20th century--Johnnie Ehresman! Why he could sell a Scotchman the Golden Gate Bridge. At the present time he has a huge campaign on to sell peppermint flavored lipstick. He includes free samples with a demonstration to every prospective customer. Hmmmmmmmm--if he can sell everything maybe he can get rid of this 1973 paper for me. It isn't raining rain to you But dreams of future years. May all those lovely dreams come true And may there be few tears. Good health unto you Seniors, May you search until you find That pot of gold - and may it hold All that's good and kind!

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Here's something that beats anything I've seen in a long time. One of the best students in the Class of '53, Betty Lilly, has grieved, shocked and disgraced the whole world. She failed her college entrance examinations. However, she is making good wages as a scrub woman. That goes to show that you don't have to have a college education to get all the good jobs. .ff :uf :k 4: May l interrupt to bring you a special news item? The Borden Prize for the best international invention was awarded tonight to Master Skip Smith. Mr. Smith's invention was some sort of an electrical contraption which milks cows, separates the milk, and churns butter in exactly umpteen seconds. Mr. Smith is the recipient of a bronze plaque in the shape of Elsie the Cow, which now graces the place of honor on his living room wall. Congratulations, Mr. Smith. 4: ff if na: I believe this is something that really deserves the headlines. Shirley Stafford, First Woman To Fly Atomic Plane. Shirley, the former Shirley Harris, today left the airport at Harlan, and headed for a summer vacation on Venus, to become the first lady to undertake a solo flight in an atomic plane, Bob refuses to go, because he says, quote: Someone has to stay home and feed the chickens. Unquote. In between chicken feedings, Bob keeps himself busy as head mechanic at the Atom Sz Jet Garage in Harlan. His special interest is fixing friction burns on the tires of jet mobiles. sc 1 :if From the ancient Egyptian port of Alexandria to Wadi Halfa, on the edge of the Nubian Desert, the name of Del-a-grange has come to be regarded with terror and awe! White-cloaked travelers wait his swift raids with dread. Caravans on the dry parched sands keep a sharp lookout for him. Mel Delagrange, the outlaw king! He lives in the ruins of an ancient temple, and when he really wants to be alone, he hides in a tomb. But were we to be told all concerning Delagrange, we would know that twenty years ago, he was overcome while at Antwerp, Ohio, and under the influence of some vile, mystic, strange liquid, he was shanghaied and taken captive by a gypsy crew. When he awakened several weeks later, he was deep in the burning Nubian Desert. He had forgotten all his past, except that' name was Delagrange. Gathering lost, wandering men to him, he formed a bandit gang. Nevertheless, the name Delagrange is real music to many ears, for he is the veritable Robin Hood, taking riches from the rich and giving them to the poor and friendless. 2-'1 if is 111 Across the desert, way past those last sand dunes, you will find a 'more pleasant scene. Here formaldehyde and ether waft as the Song of the Nile fills the air. Tapering pyramids come away into view. Ah-the pride of Egypt. And in the midst of all this sits the Sultan Arnos, formerly Bob, of Woodburn, Indiana. Arnos was elected Sultan when King Farouk was kicked out for good. Poor Sultan Arnos! They've tried to gas him, knife him, mummify him, drop him from a high temple wall, but it's no use. Sultan sits serene-- among his Harem of 300 girls--hugely fat and completely happy. :er :ef ff if The Gerber girls, Dorothy and Betty, now hired by the Gerber Baby Food Company have made a big hit. Their slogan reads:

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