Woodbury High School - Warrior Yearbook (Woodbury, CT)

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Page Eighteen THE WIDE AWAKE ♦J» 5 4 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 4» 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 5 4 4 4 1 !« 4 4 1 4» 4 4» 5 1 •I4 4 » 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4» 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4» f f 4 4 t 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 v 4» ❖ 4 4 4 4» 4» 4 4» ;« 4 4.4» 4.4 4 4 4.4 4.4.4 4 4.4.4 4.4.4.4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4» 4 4- 4- 4 4 4 4 4 4 4- 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ❖ f 4 ❖ 4 4» ♦ f SLWSi BELIEVE IT OR NOT! Doris Eyre has adopted a new “stay-at-home” policy—(after 2 a. m.). Partridge has agreed to help the Prof, at Storrs work out those complicated Physics problems. Eriksson’s philosophy always sounds brilliant in Trig class. (Don’t tell them you were out late and didn’t even look at a problem.) Joe Cassidy’s soliloquy—“Those evening belles are breaking up that old can of mine.” Cliff Johnson is worrying over the new 1929 “aerscooter” for he says only Lindbergh trys that one-arm driving. Hank Dawson’s new theater “Dutch treat” has opened. He hopes for success. The plan is something like this—“The rest of the bunch flip a coin to see who pays for my ticket!” The school board has received Bob Brinley’s petition for roomier seats for weighty Sophomores. Knox is learning the sign language so he may fully express himself when a traffic jam occurs. Wanted—Position as private chauffeur for some wrell-to-do debutante—Charlotte Isham. (Would a position with Secretary of the W. C. T. U. do?) Inez Richmond should be convinced that those vacations with measles are not so congenial just before graduation. Henry Mallette has solved a problem by logarithins in Trigonometry. James Lockwood and Bob Brinley w ere excused from history class for two days, so that the other students might catch up to them. Willie DelPo is our example of “Why Girls Leave Home.” The prohibition of chewing gum has been successful. The Business Managers have the easiest time on the Wide AwTake staff. Bob Brinley, that thin, frail looking Sophomore is recovering from his illness, and the Dr. promises that he will gain weight speedily. Mitchell school will be a wooden buiding in 1949. Jeanette Stone is able to graduate due to the kindness of the instrutors who gave her an average of 70 for her four year course, her real average being only 69.2. Many Seniors disliked their pictures because they looked like them. Henry Partridge our Babe Ruth has a batting average of 700. Helen Klatka and Henry Partridge are the champion bluffers in this school. Henry Mallette finds school work too easy. Bud Davis comes to school for the purpose of studing. Girls are always the best Physical students. The boys baseball team won a league game a fewr day 8 ago. Philip Scoville—“Now sugar— May Swanson (excitedly)—“Yes. Yes?” Philip Scoville—“Certainly goes good with coffee.” CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY— 50 many boys have green shirts this year? Who started it anyway? 51 likes Latin I soo much? Is the attraction really Latin or Freshmen girls? Edith likes lolly pops? Cliff doesn’t practise baseball more noon hours and before the opening seasons? Evelyn Adams jumps whenever the telephone rings? Partridge—“W’hat kind of tooth paste do you use? Si—“I don’t use any. My teeth aren’t loose.” Sidney Platt—“I got an awful pain in my synagogue.” Fred Bradley—“Now what the heck is your synagogue?” Sidney Platt—“Why my temple of course.” History teacher—“When was the ‘Revival of Learning’?” Brinley—“Just before exams.”

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THE WIDE AWAKE Page Nineteen Hank Dawson—“Ever seen a three dollar bill?’’ Mallette—“Nope. Hank Dawson— Here’s some from my dentist. —Exch.—“Eavesdropper. J. KAMERZEL Southbury, Conn. Teacher to Lockwood: “It gives me pleasure to give you an 85 in your test.” Lockwood to Teacher: “Why don’t you make it a 100 and give yourself a real thrill.” Fancy Sea Food - Fruits - Vegetables - Meats Exch.—“The Lasso.” Father: Everytime you are bad I get a gray hair. Son: Well you must have been a corker. Look at all grandpa has. Tel. 146-12 Residence, 146-14 The Eavesdropper.” Woodbury Division. Look trouble in the face and laugh at it. P. S.—Forget this advice in case your wife or boss happens to be your trouble. “The Dawn.” SO INCONSIDERATE Voice over wire— Madam, your husband has been run over by a truck.” Good heavens! On the afternoon of my bridge party.” “The Dawn.” Southbury Barber Shop The professor had just finished an evening's talk on Sir Walter Scott and his works when a lady said: “Oh professor, I have so enjoyed your talk. Scott is a great friend of mine.” CAND1DO, Proprietor “Indeed,” said the Professor. “What one of his books did you like best?” Oh,” answered the lady, I haven’t read any of his books, but I am so fond of his Emulsion and have used lots of that.” “The Dawn.” Q FAVORITE PASTIMES Edith Allen admiring Cliff(s). Elaine Koch riding in a Paige. Bud Davis imitating Charles Chaplain. Delmer Knox looking and acting distinguished. Evelyn Adams looking and acting like a gypsy.