Woodbridge High School - Baronet Yearbook (Woodbridge, NJ)

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BABY? LA YETTE We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have a Frank but no Furter. a Rolle but no Bun. a Hyers but no Root Beer. a Roman but no C-reek a C-utwein but no Bad Brandy. a Baker but no Butcher. a Robinson but no Crusoe. a Funk but no Wagnalls. a Baron but no Duke. a jordan but no Almond. a Bishop but no Pope. a Beam but no Lilght. a Pastor but no Church. a Campbell but no Soup. Ayres but no Wills. a Painter but no Carpenter. a Csik but no Rooster. a Stockman but no Stock. a Paige but no Cover. a Fischer but no Bread. a Whalen but no Crover. a Miller but no Flour. a Varga but no Esquire. a Friedman but no Prisoner. a C-oode but no Bad. a Coll but no Wood. a Clregory but no Peck. a Cvoldenberg but no Planter's. a Morris but no Chair. an Austin but no jeep. a Simmons but no Mattress. a Criener but no Mayor. Hedges but no Flowers. a VUohl but no Floon a Hackett but no Hammer. a Blanchard and Davis but definitely no High Scores. a Hunt but no Treasure. a Gardner but no Lawn. a Chamberlain but no Churchill. a Hynes but no Pickles. Hutts but no Cottages. a Cavahero but no HurbL a Lee but no Grant. a Brown but no Black. a Linde but no VVahz. a Sunnpf but no Tree a Little but no Big. a VVosh but no Laundry. a hday but no AprH a Warren but no Middlesex. a Scott but no Irishman. a Schrimpe but no Oyster. a Rosenbhnn but no VVHted LHy. Stubbs but no Toes a Rahon but no Prune a Lemaszewski, no other school can make that statement 56

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CLASS HISTOR Y BIRTH CERTIFICATE FILED FOR: Class of 1947 DATE OF BABY,S ARRIVAL: September 9, 1943 PLACE: Woodbridge I-Iigh School NURSERY SUPERVISOR: Arthur C. Ferry FRESI-IMAN YEAR FIRST DAY: Baby in terrible temper, crying and lost almost constantly. Nursery rhymes C'All-I-Ii Newsvj quieted him somewhat. FIRST NURSERY CHANGE: Baby reacted quite well and with little fright to new supervisory at- tendant, Dr. john P. Lozo. SOPI-IOMORE YEAR FIRST SCARE: I-Iurricane struck in September. Baby made his usual amount of unnecessary uproar , survived it in one piece. FIRST BIG EXCITEMENT: Crawled around town rather overwhelmingly in snake dance celebration of Perth Amboy victory. FIRST ORGANIZATION: Baby divided attention helter Skelter between both sessions-kept equilib- rium with aid of Bill Weigers and I-Ielen Fried- man. ACTIVITIES: Managed to waddle fairly well at Sophomore Dance. FIRST FREEDOM: Opened mouth for exemplory purpose for first time-helped elect first Stu- dent Council Cfficers. JUNIOR YEAR FIRST SPECIALIST: Mr. Leonard Cuiffreda, new at- tendant, appointed with Nick Shevchenko to guide ropes on baby's harness for the year. BIG EXCITEMENT: Cot in fight with next door baby CPerth Amboyj over football game. Their re- sulting strike quickly settled. SPECIAL VISITORS: Put on best bib and tucker, scrubbed hands and face, and behaved at best for visiting Evaluating Committee. ACTIVITIES: Toddled around in rhythm three nights at class dances-great improvement Shown. BIG PARTY: Baby had his first soda and cake, Or- chestral background, flowers, and grown-up clothes, at his dance to remember-the junior Prom. I-IAPPIEST DAY: Moving-up day-took over top niche in nursery while overeagerly pushing re- luctant older brother Seniors out the door. SENIOR YEAR SECOND SPECIALIST: Mr. Frederick Beckley took over governing duties in nursery, Nick Shevchenko again assisting. NEW MEMBERS: Spent hectic hours noisely wel- coming back old playmates Cveteransj. SALES ATTEMPT: Baby made himself generally ob- noxious selling Christmas cards, play tickets, and yearbook ads and boosters. SHOW-OEEY MOMENT: On December 11, 12 and 13, under Mr. Edmund T. Dougherty's direc- tion, placed himself in dramatic limelight before crowds of beaming tif not prejudicedj parents and friends. PARTIES: Baby duly celebrated Sadie I-Iawkin's Day, Christmas, Valentine's Day, and his de- parture with some finally expert foot maneuvering. FIRST JEWELRY: After much impatient and slightly irrational waiting, baby received his class ring Cevidently proof of Seniorship was in needj. BIG SOCIAL EVENT: Soft lights, and sweet music, hints of long-awaited maturity, fun, romance, and a wonderful time all rolled into one for the infant, spelled-Senior Prom. FIRST TRIP: Finally out on his own- good time had by allfi CLASS NIGHT: Reenacted days of yore in the nursery-honored his more outstanding play- mates, babies, first class. DEPARTURE: Maturity at last--a wave of nostalgia passed over the baby that was, as he took his last nursery step-Onto graduation.

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