Wood High School - Anemone Yearbook (Windfall, IN)

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Jokes A railroad shopman had been drawn on a federal grand jury, and didn't want to serve. When his name was called, he asked the judge to excuse him. 'tWe are very busy at the shops, said he, and I ought to be there. So you are one of those men who think the place couldn't get along without you, remarked the judge. No, your honor, replied the shop man, I know it could get along without me, but I don't. want it to End it out. Excusedf' said the judge. .- it M. Fernung: Do you think it's right to punish people for things they haven't done? Mr. Hinds: Why, of course not, Mildred. M. Fernung: Then please remove my demerit marks. Mr. Owens: Why don't you answer me? Georgetta Jones: I did, professor: I shook my head. Mr. Owens: But you don't expect me to hear it rattle away up here, do you? They had lost their way in their new and expensive car. Armetha: There's a sign, dear: are we on the right road? With a flashlight he read: To the Poorhousef' James: Yes, we're on the right road, but we didn't know it. Paul Matchett: Sir, I want your daughter for my wife. Mr. Blessing: Young man, you go home and tell your wife that she can't have my daughter. M. Hughes: How do you spell sense'? W. Weismiller: Dollars and cents or horse sense? M. Hughes: Well, like in 'I ain't seen him sense'. Mr. Sink: Son, your school report shows a lot of very low marks. How about it? C. Sink: Well, you see, Dad, everything's so high nowadays, I thought it was time sorne items were marked down, W. Langley sat down at a table at a smart restaurant and tied his napkin around his neck. The manager, seandalized, called a boy and said to him, Try to make him understand as taetfully as possible that that's not done. W. Meyers: :seriously to customerv Shave or haircut, sir? M. Mr-Caskey: I'm reading a mystery book. Fred Walton: Why, that looks like our household budget. M. Mc-Caskey: It is. Miss Hall: Why is your examination paper covered with quotation marks? Tom Alley: Out of courtesy to the boy who sat in front of me. Miss Hall: And why all the question marks? Tom Alley: Out of courtesy to the boy who set behind me. Glen Ertle: I wish to marry your daughter, sir. Mr. Fernung: Young man, do you drink? Glen Frtle: Thanks a lot, sir, but let's settle this other thing first. Beggars Have you got enough money for a cup of coffee? Freshman: Oh, I'll manage somehow, thank you. Page Sixty k.a.L , ,,,,,, -,-

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KOKOMO-THE HOME OF Wood Theater ee A Theater for the Family. HEMLOCK-THE HOME OF Howard Eadse Groceries S Meat ELWOOD-THE HOME OF C'aprone's Cigar Store Midwestern Meat Markete Service with a Smile. Palm T avern ResturanteFine Foods. Horton 8: Richey Groceries, Meats and Notions. TIPTON-THE HOME OF Linebackse Battery Service. Foster Jewelery Store. Patterson Real Estate Agenvy. Farmers l,oan Sz Trust f ompany. Suzanna Beauty Shop. Commercial Printing Co.eStationery Sz Office Supplies Bryan Brosf 5 Sz loc- Store. WINDFALL-THE HOME OF Roy Fisher Plumber and Carpenter. Page Fifty-nine

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