Wolcott High School - Trident Yearbook (Wolcott, IN)

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SENIOR PROPHECY Om Ill fated Iltglal last Ap rl Mrs Lawson our long sufferrng sponsor had a sudden cravrng for a prckle s rndwrch and a strawberry mrlk shake She sent her husband Bob scurryrng to the krtchen of therr apartment to prepare thrs mad ombrnatron Returnrng shortly Bob gave her her concoctron and Mrs Lawson eagerly d toured rt I hus momentarrly satrsfyrng the rnner man she qurckly dropped off to sleep Her sleep was not destrned to be peaceful that nrght Frtfully she dreamed of her class the 1956 senrorg and what thev were dorng ten years hence The long lanky frame of Dale MtCorn sauntered rnto her dreams Dale was rrgged up rn a town marshall s unrform Dale rs Worcott s long arm of the law Under hrs capable arms are tucked two watermelons He rs reprrnnndrng two small boys and rs sayrng All rrght now fellows you know rt rsn t nrce to steal watermelons rnd srnce I caught you stealrng them whrle I was patrollrng the watermelon patches of Wolcott I m gorng to see that you be plaeed on probatron for two years That should teach you that crrme doesn t pay The st ne changes as Dale fades from the prcture and a huge factory looms rnto the dream On one burldrng r brg box of ce real rs pretured The letterrng on thrs box rs KRUNCHIE KRINTZIE S KRACKLY KORN CEREAL Kathryn Owens face complete wtth red harr and freckles rs seen smrrkrng on the cereal box Korny Kate deerd el to nranufaeture corn flakes of all thrngs wrth Drck Krrntz Thetr sales motto rs Eat KRUNCHIE KRINI LIE S KRACKLY KORN CEREAL and see spots before your eyes' Wrth a shower of eorn flakes the dream assumes another shape Thrs trme a quatnt farmhouse on a large poultry farm appears Nancy Dye rs outstdc thrs farmhouse waterrng flowers She rs heard mutterrng to herself l wonder whrch would be more profrtable thrs year for me to rarse lrttle Ducks or young Freyers 'P Strll maybe I shouldn t rnvest rn etther one and save my money to buy that Mansfreld next to my farm I d better Ward off any decrsron untrl tomorrow though I know one thrng whatever I do I want to remarn foot Luse and fancy free Now the dream rs focused on a place rn deepest darkest Afrrca A straw hut wtth a srgn sayrng Joyce s Joy Jornt rs seen, Closer examrnatron reveals smaller letterrng on the srgn. It says Local hosprtals for cannrbals amputatrons done darly Get your flesh whrle rt s fresh' Joyce Margrson rs workrng at thrs hospxtal as a nurse Rrght at thrs moment she rs playrng brrdge wtth a young tntern She rs speakrng to the rntem and exclarms You re not such a card shark Anyone can play cards but rt takes a cannrbal to throw up a hand' Once agarn the scene rs changed and Mrs Lawson s dream has taken her poor tortured mrnd to the rnsane asylum at Logansport There rs seen Don Burrell beatrng hrs hands together moronrcally l-le rs chantrng over and over agarn Patty cake patty cake Baker s man rf I can t get her nobody can' Don evrdently flrpped hrs lrd when hrs grrl decrded her affectrons drdn t Lena hrs way' Now the dream Jumps back to Montrcello to a nrce lrttle rose covered cottage wtth a whrte prcket fence around rt Roxre Jackson and Bob Pool are standrng proudly rn front of rt surrounded by three black headed chrldren Roxre after months of tndecrsron frnally made up Bob s mrnd She marrred Pool and rs gomg to spend the rest of her lrfe rarsrng lrttle puddles Thrs was too much for Mrs Lawson she groans aloud and flops over However she drdn t awaken so the dream or should we say nrghtmare contrnues' Arthur Goodwrn rs the toprc of thrs phase of the dream He rs chomprng gum as rf hrs lrfe depended on rt wtth a satrsfred smrrk on hrs face Two grrls rush up to htm and demand some of Art s gum Grrnnrng broadly he states Here grrls have some of the chewrng gum that I m manufacturrng It s called Goodwrn U Chew It Leavrng Art chewrng hrs cud the dream rs takrng Mrs Lawson to Greenwrch Vrllage the habrtat of all emrnent authors Kay Ford appears srttrng at a typewrrter poundrng out a sequel to hrs great book HOW TO BE A WHEEL The sequel JUST KEEP ROLLING ALONG undoubtedly wrll be a huge success Only one thrng s bad about Kay s lrterary masterpreces a square has no use for them only roundheads wrll frnd the rnfor matron gleaned from them helpful Now Mrs Lawson's dream rs drrftrng out to sea A huge Unrted States Navy vessel looms on the horrzon. Jayne Vrnyard rn a unrform of Unrted States Wave rs seen drsheartedly washrng the deck Jayne rsn t dorng very well rn the Navy for everytrme some creepy offrcer yells All rrght Vrnyard Schwab that deck she flops onto the deck rn a dead farnt and doesn t recover for nearly an hour. Jayne and her shrp are washed out of Lawson's vrsron wtth a spray of salt water, and now the dream rs bark Statesrde at the Mrchrgan State Penrtentrary. Brll Pender rs behrnd bars servrng a stretch for armed robbery. llc rs seen repaytng hrs debt to socrety. The mad sctentrst rs wrrtrng ten thousand trmes the sentence, 'I wrll not attempt to steal the Purdue cyclotron agarn. Poor Brll, that's a strff sentence. ' ' ' ' r i' - ' . , r . 1 s , ' L ' ' ' t A , ' V, , , . . , ' I I - ' 1 C ' ' 0 s ' , , - ' 1 e' ' ' . , . ' ' ' ' o I , - . ' . , V, - . , , A . , . l I 1 s ' - , , , , . 3 x i - . I I I ' ' ' 1 r ' ' ' , . Q - I . ' ' y ' ' n 1 . . , . r , . I r 1 , 4 -' s -t y A ' N. 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CLASS WILL lelre Baker w1ll my ab1l1ty to get along w1th the Brookston boys to Peggy Moore Don Burrell wrll n y ab111ty to get good grades to Melvm Goodwtn Fax Burton 1-.111 my r1atural eurly ha1r to Gene Morrtson Xlargte Dax-.son wrll my ab1l1ty to sneak dates to Velma Brown learhryn Dtbell wrll my olles beat up Plyn outh to whoever lrkes to 11ye dangerously Bob Uoltek xerll llly 1h111ty to get along Wllll Mr Wheeler to Gene Morrrson Nancy Dye wtll 1111. abrltty to get alor1g w1th the other cheerleaders to whoever takes my place Dean Frrrell yy 111 my luek 111 not gettrng arrested to Dale Cam and Pat Murphy kay Ford wrll my ab1l1ty to gel along w1th Mr Douglass to Clyde Johnson Alun Furrer l aye w1th the rdea that Idrd the school some good -Xrthur Goodvtn w111 my sa1nt1y a1r to John Wtlltams Janet Goodwm wrll my slrm frgure to Janet Emond Roxte jaekson wrll my 111051 treasured pOSSLSSlO1lS clothes and make up to my stster Marlene who already has worn all of thetr '09 v 1 ,M I XQQ 'gt' ' new 0' sf o I Martha johnson w1l1 my ab1l1ty to go on tr1ps for a week to anyone who can leave her boyfrrend for that long I Loretta Jusnee y-.111 my senror sk1rt to Barbara Altman rf she thrnks she ean get 1nto II 1 Jerry Ketser w1ll my ab1l1ty for gettmg the cot tn the Home Economtc room for my afternoon nap to Bob Foatch Mary lxlopienstern w1l1 lly season s pass to park to Bonme Helderle ohtrley Lehn an mrll my ab111ty to achteve Justrce to the four Calrforma Lovers Rose Lrnback w11l my abrlrty to go w1th Renssalaer boys to Helen Wetst Joyee Margrson w1l1 my ab1l1ty to yell when our team ts behrnd to those who dont Drana Mattox wrll Ily abrlrty to catch and hook a Longest to Annre Vrctor 'ylarvtn McCollum w1l1 my ear aerral to whoever stole ll Dale MeCo1n w1ll my two years probatlon to Gene Morrrson B111 Moore w11l n1y 1b111ty to get along Wllh the Englrsh teachers to Paul Kyburz Kathrx11Omens w11l n1y notorrous gtggle to Mr Wheeler B111 Pender leave srdeways so no one wtll see me go Janet Prnkerton vyrll my abrltty to sttck to one fellow to Jamce Stms Donna Jo Proxo w11l my shlp shape to Eltzabeth V1ctor Dor1s Trueblood wtll llly ertrzenslnp grades to Ronnre Muse I Jayne Vtnyard w11l my reducrng p11ls to Gall S1ebenthal 35'5Q1 .M 4. 12 53 'Wil 35.11 I ' .2 H age is I, . , 1' 111' w 1 P ' I, it ' ,- 4. ....' , , ' I 1 A , L3 , , 1 v- . -1 , 4. , , , . I' r . - , , Y- ,f v E, - ,I . ,, ' , -., ,, V.. I' . 1 vs, ' Ir' 4 ' '1 ' x s v . I, . g ,, ' Y' . 1 ' ., ' t ,, 1 ' . I a - , s, ,- v 1 ' . ' ' . I, f' -' '4 , ' 1' Y ' ' 4' ' . I' ' ' ' 1 - 1 ' ' ', I, 1 ' , A 1' 'n A '. I, I . s 'D ' V ' ' ' . I, L 1' ' , ' 1' 4 4 . . I' . fs, ' 1 ' 1 1 v 4 A 1 m . I ',,, 1 , ,1 I 1 . ,y

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Across the ocean agarn the nrghtmare travels Thrs trme Helsrnkr Frnland rs the place and the Olymprc games are the scene Rose Lrnback rs representrng thc Unrted states rn the gymnastrc dtvrsron Her calrsthentrcs are rnterrupted momentarrly by a reporter who ts gorng to rntervrew her He says How do you account for the fact that you are such a success rn gymnastrcs'? To thrs query Rose replres I guess I am good because I m so lrmbtr and can Lrnback so far' Away we go to Hollywood andthe R K O movre studro The dream rs focusrng rts and Mrs Lawson s attentron on a movre set of a new Western thrrller Meanwhrle back at the ranch a horse complete wrth rrder rs galloprng at breakneck speed toward the moyre camera In a cloud of dust Mary Klopfenstern rrgged up rn a cowboy outtrt rn hot pursurt of some movre vrllan rs rrdrng atop a beautrful whrte horse Mary has replaced Hopalong Cassrdy as top vrllan chaser of the movre s Wrld West Her stage name rs Mary Klopalong Placrdly' The movre comes to an abrupt halt and back the dream gocs to Wolcott Shrrley Lehman rs rn the mrdst of a gang of grbberrng females Comments are heard floatrng out from the group Oh rsn rt beautrful' You lucky grrl' What drd you do to ratc that'P What an engagement rrng' It must hare cost a small fortune Pardon me whrle I drool' Who rs the lucky fellow? Tell me rs rt real? Shrrley answers the last two questrons by sayrng Well all you rnqursrtrve fe males I got Justrce just rce' Marvrn Lewrs McCollum rs the next person to appear rn Hoffre s dream Marvrn rs lrvrng rn a pent house rn New York Lewre the lover turned rnto a popular song wrrter The dream shows htm drctatrng the notes of the tune of hrs new hrt to hrs secretary Jeanre wrth the Dark Brown Harr The trtle of thrs wonderful song rs I Can t Get the Hangy of Krssrng A Ubangr Thrs contrrbutron to the great musrcal composrtrons of the world wrll be almost as great as Marv s prevrous all trme hrt If You re Not rn Love wrth Anyone at Least Be Krnd to Your Wrfe The dream moves on and Dean Farrell appears wrth a jug of crder slung over hrs shoulder Dean rs standrng by hrs strll on the hrll watchrng beautrful red apples berng crushed rn to that ambrosra more commonly known as crder Dean rs the Crder Krng of the Unrted states for he has rnvented the wormless apple Hrs sales slogan rs Are you trred of that worm Flavor rn your crder'7 Then try a barrel of Farrell s squrrrnless because rt's wormless crder' The dream now travels to Kentland home of Baumer s studro Bob Dolrck has gone rn to partnershrp wrth Baumer hrs cousrn and the studro rs makrng mrllrons Bob has perfected a method of photography whereby all the women s prctures turn out lrke Marrlyn Monroe s and all the men s prctures closely resemble Rock Hudson Thrs rnnovatron has revolutronrzed the prcture takrng rndustry The dream goes north along hrghway 41 from Kentland untrl rt lands rn Chrcago the Wrndy Crty A horrrble catastrophe befell Chrcago rn 1960 The Wrndy Crty ran out of wrnd' The mayor and other hrgh rankrng crty offrcrals were desperate As a last resort they enlrsted the ard of Alvrn Furrer emrnent authorrty on wrnd Alvrn suggested that the crty rnvrte all polrtrcrans to make therr speeches rn Chrcago and hold all polrtrcal conventrons there The plan was a decrded success In fact rt was nearly too successful at the polrtrcal conventron the polrtrcrans were so wrndy that they nearly created a tornado rn the heart of Chrcago The dream blows away from Chrcago and heads back to Wolcott Dorrs Trueblood has establrshed a beauty shop here at Wolcott Dorrs rs unrque rn the beauty shop busrness for she has made use of her marvelous talent for keeprng strll and rs the only beauty operator rn exrstence today who doesn t spread gossrp' Dorrs' phrlosophrcal vrewpornt rs Those who meander wrth slander wrll wrnd up a gone gander' A ' v 1 n 1 , 'X rf I s f - . ' f -I ' s ' I ' ' s ' ' ' ' 1- - , . A . I 1- , - I .t - - - 1 n , I f , I, n - 1. 4 vt f Y I . . . y . . . e . e u 1 u 1 . I . , J I. . . Q I . I . I . I . , o , I I . , , , n . . . I I . I, . ,t a - I 1 - - n---vt - ..---n - A -I---In ' tv--- . . , 1- , rv---vu u---H 1--- , . . 1. ' - 1. ' , . ' ' u ' ' ' ' - I - , r r . . . ,, u 1 - . . . , . , . . . . . - . . I, . I, . . . s u . . . . . I I, . . . ,I , 1 . . . ,, I . . .II . . . a . . . . , . . , I, I I , . . . . I, l 0 s u . . . I, . . ,I . . . . . I. . D . . , - - 1 . I . ,,, . I , , ' o I - . . . f ,, I .... , u 1 s n I . . . I , I . n . . . . . I . - . o n . . . . . I, . . I, g a . . M . ,, , . I, . n . 1 n Q Q u v o 4 I . . . . . a 1 . . . . . g . . .... . ,, . . - u . 1 '