Wittenberg Birnamwood High School - Sword and Shield Yearbook (Wittenberg, WI)

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Help! My lip's caught! Go! Go! HUSTLE! HUSTLE!!! I am the girl of the Ziegfield Follies. Our guest speaker for today's pep rally is Alfred P. Dead. What do you mean the Seniors lost again? Who Took the Pep out of Pep Assemblies? Confucius say: Want to keep kids quiet? - Send to pep assembly. At W-B this fact was proven time and again. Usually the only thing that moti- vated the crowd was the thought of winning competition. That's when the big mouths really showed through. Many times the cheerleaders stir- red up minimum spirit with maximum effort. They even went to such extremes as to threaten to cancel all pep assemblies from now on. But have no fear, this will never happen! Teachers are more than willing to get rid of their animals on Friday afternoons. 16

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Crisco spreads easier. But just as students begin to come to life, they are called off to some meeting or another. A recent poll at Witt-Birn High revealed that there is an increase of stomach disorders of 50% after lunch, as a result, hall traffic is on the rise. For a short time, teachers were ordered to be very strict about passes into the halls. Fortunately this order was relaxed soon after. OOh!! You gorgeous devil, Eddie! Now it's time to pass out the Arthur Ashe of a different color, new Barbie dolls. is

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The band out for an afternoon stroll. Talent on Parade Even though our team was unsuccessful at win- ning our homecoming game, spectators did enjoy a few minutes of parade entertainment. Highlighting the parade were the efforts of the FFA, Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors which were reflected in their colorful and decorative floats. Class representatives accented their floats by preceding them. The band added spice to the parade by performing intricate maneuvers in the city square. All these features combined to make our parade one that we shall easily forget. Datsun proves it has a rugged suspension. Junior ingenuity? You get fewer nicks with THIS single edged razor! 17