Wisconsin School for the Deaf - Tattler Yearbook (Delavan, WI)

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HUMOR Gerald: I’m going to do somethin ; big and clean when 1 am out of school. John Kuglitschi “Yeah! wash elephants Mr . Lowe: “This In the third time you've looked on John's paper.” John: Yes, Mm. Lowe, hr doesn't write very plainly. Alfrad in Science Cla : “|» oxygen what we breathe daily? Mi Matte oni “Yes, Alfred. Alfred: And is nitrogen what wo breathe at night? Angus: Say, that dentist you -ent me t that was advertised as puinlevi wasn't. Mis Glenore: Hi- wasn't? Angus: No, I bit hi finger, and he yelled just like any other dentist. Not Missing a Thing Now, said Mias Mary, I want you all to write a composition. Don't write anything you’ve over heard of or seen before. Write just what's in you.” Here's what Aldcn Ravn wrote:— Inside of me there's a heart, a liver, two lungs and n stomach. Inside my stomach there's some potatoes, a steak, two pickles, u piece of bread and some strawberry short cake, etc., etc. A priest offered twenty-five cents to the boy who could tell him who was the greatest man in history. Christopher Columbus. answered the Italian boy. George Washington, answered the American Ind. St. Patrick, shouted the Jewish boy. The quarter is yours, said the priest, but why did you say St. Patrick?” Right down in rny heart 1 know it wan Moms, said the Jewish boy, but busim -s is business.” The best way to cure the itch for money is to scratch for it! Test—How do you get down from an elephant? Answer—You don't. Down grows on geeso. Mrs. Crosby: Where is St. Louis? Harry Lewis: At New York playing the Yankees. Appropriate Neme I hope they don't give my little boy any naughty nicknames in school? Ye , mi, they call me 'Corn'. flow dreadful! And why do they call you that? 'Cause in our class, you know, I'm always at the foot. Book Agent (to farmer) : You ought to buy on encyclopedia now that your son is going to college. Former: Not on your life. Let him walk. same as 1 did!' Fooling Papa Little Boy (calling father at office): “Hello, who is this? Father ( recognizing son's voict ): “The nmartext man in the world. Little Boy: Purdon me. I got the wrong number. It was Wiilie'a first ride in a railway train, and the succession of wonders reduced him to a state of continuous astonishment. The train rounded a slight bend and, with a shriek of ita whistle plunged into a tunnel. There were g sp of surprise from the corner where Willi was. Suddenly the train rushed into broad daylight again, and a small voice exclnimcd. It's tomorrow! Mrs. Low —Who i- that fidgety boy who can't sit still in his seat for two minutes? Mis Matteson—Oh that’s one of our last summer’s champion tree sitters. When History Repeat Itself Miss Mary—When was the revival of learning? Mitchell—Just before exams. Before Legislature Sylvia—What keeps us from falling off the earth when we are upside down? Mr. Nresara—The law of gravity of course. Sylvia—Well, how did folks stay on before the law was passed? Linguistic Miracle Mr . Nouveau Riche: He’s getting on so well at school. He's learning French and algebra. Now. Johnnie. say 'How d'ye do' in algebra to the Indy.

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CLASS WILL r school day arc numbered and, before we paw to other sphere of life, we wish to draw up our last will and testament. We, the das of 1932, of the Wisconsin School for the Deaf, town of Deluvan, Walworth County, State of Wisconsin. being of sound mind and memory do hereby bequeath our diverse gift and commendable qualities to the following: To Alden Kavn, Mitchell Rchikovitx ability as an orator. To Leona Lucpke, Violn Hanson's technique in hypnotism. To Edward Austin, the secret of John Kug-lilsch's permanent. To Leroy Kinherger, Alfred Maertx' tears and handkerchiefs. To Harry Lewis, Gerald Heser's skill and speed in basketball. To La June Dufenhorat, Orrell Jensen's imagination in Algebra. To Adeline Mnlrn, John Davis' taste for limburger cheese. To Kva Herman, Sylvia Shadoski's angelic way . To Gcrvase Hushor, Lawrenco Heagle’s beautiful hand writing. To Alice Fischer, Helen Quitney's audience. To William Mueller, Angus Bogun’s extravagant ways. Last but not least we bequeath to our beloved principal and teachers hopes for a class of prodegies in reading, writing and arithmetic, which we feel they richly deserve. CHARACTERISTICS Gradual . Appear. Hobby Ought to ba Fulur Angus good natured farming a roaring success lion tamer John D. bored art poet teaching grammar Mitchell innocent etching a good husband Don Juan Viola to be posing reading a second Greta Garbo teaching school Lawrence deep in thought figuring professor of math. a farmer Gerald romantic sports sensible s street cleaner Orrell angelic chewing gum married a toe dancer John K. bashful blushing a coach big game hunter Alfred M. dreamy invention a bachelor a store keeper Helen Q. domestic cooking a mere wife a fortune teller Sylvia S. harmless nature teacher Mrs. Jiggs

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MEMORANDUM