Wisconsin High School - Wisconsin Yearbook (Madison, WI)

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Phillips, Mrs. Doane, Goldgruber, R. johnson, Mr. Doane, Falk, Henderson, Allcott, Gauger, Weightman, Springhorn, Eye, Purves, Williams, Porter, Zaeske, Howdle, Hoard. Entering Madame Lu-Lu's tent, we found the noted graphologist hard at work, analysing the signatures of the Wisconsin High faculty. To one side of her work were the comments the teachers had made when asked for their signatures. The editors, upon viewing her work, have only this to say- TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! ,h'r1enc11y, versatile and self-confident Has a frank and sincere nature. X That's very clever. That ought to be fun. Do you want mine on top? Cultured, quick minded and friendly. Has a warm nature, is sen- f sitive and susceptible to Battery. I won't give you my signature until you tell me who is going to do the analysing. Oh, so you are.' I thought so. Here you are! I'm very generous -I'm very open. There's nothing cramped about my style. That will be fine. I'll see if Mrs. Zaeske has 7 a pen. Oh, can I use a pencil? Well, that's : awful, but that's it! 244 - Extremely quick minded, curious. Modest, has agreat deal of energy. Sensitive and an excellent thinker. Fairly uneriiotional. with a tendency to put things off. Cautious. v Oh, what fun! That ought to be very interesting!

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All right--I change mine so often q'.'j Let me know how . you analyse it, will you? ML N Extremely careful of details, highly cultured, idealistic and self conscious. Has good taste and a great deal of self re- spect. Do you know what a man at the World's Fair in Chicago said about my writing? He said that I must be a business woman or a teacher and I must be a teacher of languages. Isn't that marve- lous? Very quick thinker, easily adaptable to circum- stances. Extremely generous, and has fixed opin- ' ions. gba, D You've probably got the analysis made out already. ' up It's a frame-up. Why should I be first? Here, I'll write ' my signature on top so you can't write anything above , . '. b 'd I d ' h ' I . Versatile, careless in small things. A quick It Too a on t ave you m my C ass thinker, with energetic initiative. No scien- tific talent. Not very emotional. Oh, I have to have my own Pencil. I can't write without it. Q xl c There-do you see why I have to have my own pencil? bl Extremely artistic, with good taste, self assurance, determination d t't'.G t' 't' . . an ml la we rea lmagma lon What can I do for you? Well, well. Who are you going to get to do it? Well, well! Hmmm, this pen used to work. Here you are-make the most of it. Is sympathetic, spontaneous, and sincere. Is humorous, perseverant and has a warm nature. Steadfast, fixed opinions. Do you want my official signature by the Palmer Method? I had to have a Palmer Certificate before I could finish Commercial. When I'm in a hurry, I write backhand. Z7 Modest, good at detail work. Is generous and conscientious, and has a logical mind with good reasoning powers. There you are! I Breaks lead in pencil. j Does that 2 Z , mean anything? , , Impulsive, energetic and mentally active. Oh, gosh! So you want my signature? Have you got a lot of them? Who is going to do the analysing? Oh, - the Professor! Energetic, always active. Has a high sense of honor, and a great deal of self respect. Is friendly, though somewhat pessimistic. A Why? Do you want my characteristic signature-or a sane one? - Hi Friendly, warm-natured and self assured. Has a great 'deal of insight, and is a good judge of personality. Slight amount of scientific ability. fLaughj Oh, sign my life away. There! Does that I ' , commit me to prison? 6 f V, A lover of outdoor sports. Humorous, sincere, perse- X' verant. Firm in purpose. ft , H X Here? Well, there you are. 45 'I - Friendly and has a tendency to skip details. Not methodical. I know what mine shows-no sense of humor. There you are. Taste for literature and other cultural subjects. Curious, not-2 easily angered. You are good ifyou can analyse my writing. I don't think- it's right for me to use your pen, do you? Well, in analyse it the best you can. x' Q1-Qc Lk Has an artistic nature and good taste. Modest, not par- ticularly emotional. Cultured-stands firm in her convic- tions.