Wisconsin High School - Wisconsin Yearbook (Madison, WI)

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Edgerton: A but circumstantial statement can I make. Ifor the facts have I neither filtered, fathomed, found fnor fakedl. But at that very moment, did three-thirty loudly ringg The trampling horde from study-hall hath caused this dire thing. lfXlr. Ryan has called a special meeting of the facultyl L'll.9zi1'lc : I have noticed many students much inclined to discontent If they can be the guilty ones, they'll have reason to repent. .llillsf 'Iihese tyrants can we overthrow with an algebraic equation And 'Irump here is a master of geometric subjugation. Franklin: Uh, and how I've longed to stage a gymnast exhibition But how I fear they'll reconsider their permission. lY'eber: And all my protoplasms were blown out the door I only hope that they'll consent to purchase me some more. Buerki: I call this downright insurrection What they need is some direction Clie takes a bow before the cheering houseg Away he goes as quickly as a mousej Waller: Perhaps investigations Gr the outlook of vocations lvlight untangle complications. Burr: It has always been my firm opinion That impoliteness kept the cave man in oblivion. Now what we've gained has all departed And now we're back where we first started. R. johnson .' But we shall be rewarded for the stand we're taking For though weve suffered very much we're history in the making. Knapp: Here is my solemn declaration On this crucial situation. We nnd the students guilty of the charges that were made And demand that all the damages immediately be paid. For how do they expect to obtain an education When with their ceaseless chatter they disturb our explanation. We hnd that their rebelliousness is much to our disliking And pointedly admonish them, 'Do not consider strikingl We think that they presume in making such a fussl Because of their rank negligance they trampled over us. But we realize they need some time for recreation So we set aside this afternoon for rehabilitation. And tomorrow, just in case they might possibly be late, We give them a reminder that we start this school at eight. B' JI' ualu wus U f-'T' 'U dMq do: 'ul'-I S9 '1 F' en E -cs f-'T cr 'K : 0 :r 2 I Mill M3

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UQ U14 U' -n N U' Uh T U' -- O D- 5. Da i Q- -4 S' U' fr. 0 0... Wi O 93 UQ ff: 93 T E. :- li U' 1... fuu SA 'P xl Mr. Edgerton ldashing in hreathlesslyli Oh, lylister Ryan sir, l hope my eyes deceived meg Upstairs l saw on second Iloor lyluch wreckage in the corridor, A woelul sight that grieved mei There Madame lbleillxer lay heneath A pile ol papers score on score, And she with lamentations did ltler sorry plight deplore. And from the lar end ol the hall lfrom test tuhes shattered hy their lall The reeking lumes ol sulphurate The halls with stench did permeate. And Davis' genius watched in hitter resignation The shattered parts ol atoms that once had joyed his heart Which swiftly into ether did depart. lyliss Springhorn gathered, with greatest woe and contemplation, The hruised dandelions, with sympathetic looks, lfor they, poor llowers, lay crushed, 'neath Phillips' history hooks And in the midst ol all the clamor, Laura slohnson wails That mangled is her hcau francais, with lylister Divers' nails. Nliss Hoard at once does hitterly complain That her inhnitiyes have all heen split And that the kingly English has hecn slain By the shame and shock ol' it. lXliss Cuylcs imperturhahly amidst a paradigm ls searching for the traces ol a truant synonym. lXliss l lcnderson at last did overtake The calries lrom a missing piece ol' cake. And armed with needle and a little hit ol thread tiaily lylrs. Nofsker was sewing up the dead. lXliss Davis tears her hair and utters loud complaints That splattercd are her precious hooks with thart departments paints. All the harmony in Xlr. Sur has hit discordant notes And all lXliss XYeightman's wit has stooped to twice-told anecdotes lXlr. Pooley's llnglish got mixed with tiladys' speech And now they 'll have to learn xx hat the other used to teach. Ryanf Do tell me sir, what hrought on us this dire calamity That such misfortune has heen xx rought upon our faculty?

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