Winthrop High School - Winthrop Winner Yearbook (Winthrop, ME)

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1 0 1' Q .' xi In ' f -r- iw' kg fe' . s.?x5f9LfXt.1 4'f .0 -5,55 -' A Af, vu is ilu I I I yttklii' ll Jin wp -51135 si- -- . . -- - TO Definition of a Gnome : A young goose. John Nedza, '31 tending thernejz Winthrop is the playground of Central Maine and I'm one of the play boys. C. Gordon, '32 Qcoming across the Word octaves in readingbz Miss Buckingham, isn't that an eight-legged animal? Policeman: Say, where's the fire ? Cynthia Ladd: In your eyes, you great, big, gorgeous patrolmanln Richard, '32: Oh, I left my Watch upstairs. Laverne, '32: Never mind, it Will run down. Richard, '32: No, it Won't. These are winding stairs. Helen A., '32: And what does your father do ? Pearl L., '32: He is a Worm imi- tatorf' Helen: What?,' Pearl: He makes Worm holes in an- tique furniture. E Dad: Son, I'm spanking you because I love you. Son: Dad, I'd like to be big enough to return your love. f .f 1 Thunderous Roar from Grandstand: We Want a touchdown. Small Voice: I Want a sack of pea- nuts. Douglass fcalling father's storej : Hello, who is this ? Father Crecognizing son's voicej : The smartest man in the world. Doug: Pardon ine, I got the wrong number. Teacher: Now, John, tell me which month has 28 days. John: They all have, teacher. Louise: Waiter, there is a fly in this vanilla icef' Waiter: They are going in for win- ter sports. L. Bisson: I found a rabbit's foot in the woodbox yesterday. D. Roberts: Then there must be a nigger in the Woodpilef'

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is X . VZ A ff 4 , .2..-7 f . f If -l f . L --.. s,,r. xi: l-IAN CKE-3 We would welcome any new ex- changes, as well as comments this year, for we enjoy this department and be- lieve it to be beneficial, also. We wish to comment on the following: The B. H. S. Echo, Belgrade, Maine. You have a fine paper. Your editorials are very limited. We would suggest some more pictures as they are a very good advertiser. The Boreas, Bingham, Maine. We en- joy your paper because of its literary department. Your exchange department is rather limited. The Leavitt Angelus, Leavitt, Maine. The material in your paper is well ar- ranged. Why not have more pictures? The Broadcaster, Sangerville, Maine. We welcome your paper. Pictures add a lot. The Corona, Bridgton, Maine. Your paper is very acceptable, but why not an exchange department in all your papers? Your exchanges as shown are very good. Your ad section is rather limited. We are very much pleased to exchange With you. We receive and welcome the follow- ing exchanges regularly: The Bates Student, Lewiston, Maine. The Colby Echo, Waterville, Maine. The B. U. News, Boston, Mass. The Bliss Student, Auburn, Maine. The Garnet, Bates College, Lewiston, Maine. We are very glad to exchange papers with the following: The Caduceus, Norway, Maine. Echoes, Redding, Calif. The M ountatn Ear, Pennsboro, W. Va. The Turret, St. Louis, Mo.

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WINTHROP HIGH SCHOOL 43 The sneezing song: When I'm look- ing atchoof' Prof. Huckins: Have you anything to say before I tell you what the punish- ment will be ? Student: It takes very little to please me, Mr. Huckinsf' Laura Hanson freading in History the Words Wholesale slaughteruj 2 Wholesome slaughter. SONG Hrrs fSophomoresJ Lucille Perry- I Keep Remember- ing Someone I Should Forget. Annie Smith-- You're Driving Me Crazy. Olive Baker - I'm So Afraid of You. Leroy Barter- I'm Yours. Yvonne Fleury-'Tm Confessin'. Laura Harrington- Ninety-nine Out of a Hundred. Katherine Luce - I Still Get a Thrill. Ambrose Maxim- Would You Like to Take a Walk ? Lawrence Gilbert- When Your Hair Has Turned to Silver. Joseph Kus- After You're Gone. Arlene Sherburne- Here Comes the Sun. Boleshaw Slonina- Should I? Marjorie Wentworth- Dancing With Tears in My Eyes. Etta Young- Give Me Something to Remember You By. Hazel Young- My Wild Irish Rose. Cookson, '32: Where's Your Dog? Dimond, '32: Mastiff Cookson: Where? Dimond: Well, I was gonna say he mastiff gone homef' No, no, not what kind, but Laverne, '32: What was the cause of the accident at the corner today ? Roscoe, 'Z-32: Two motorists after the same pedestrian. Charles T., '31: For two cents I'd smash your face in. Vance L., '31 : Get away, you darned professional. Soph.: Did you pass your finals ? Junior: And how! Soph.: Were they easy? Junior: Dunno, ask Jim. Some of our young people are so ver- satile in conversation that they are able to say Oh, yeah four or five different ways. Another glutton for punishment is the stammerer who started raising chrysanthemums. WE HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED If Ambrose Maxim ever became hila- rious. If Cynthia Ladd will ever be a perfect 36. If Marjorie Houseworth likes to sit in cars. If Richard Cookson ever got to school on time in Gardiner. If Reta Bond has seen the signs of spring. If Bertha Cram has a boy friend. If Roscoe Harris was ever romantic. If Frederick Jewell ever had a per- manent. If Charles Gordon likes the Week-ends when Winthrop boys come home from college. If Helen Hinds found out if Miss Buck- ingham Was any relation to the Duke of Buckingham.