Winterset High School - Boomerang Yearbook (Winterset, IA)

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RIB TICKLERS C556 Cop: Hey, what's the hurry? Dorothy C.: Oh, officer, I don't have any brakes, and so I'm hurrying home before I have an accident. After each period of the day James Hollen lumbers down the hall to get a drink. One day Miss Veldhuizen re- marked, James, you just have to come 'down here after every class, don't you? James: Yes, we've a lot of dry sub- jects around here. fNoting confusion in the back of the rooml Mr. Biggs: Do you know the ans- wer, Charles? Charles Beeler: No, Monica was bothering me, and I didn't get the question. Mr. Biggs: This is no garden of Eden. No alibisf' Mr. Lillardx One important law of physics is that two bodies cannot oc- cupy the ,same sp-ace at the same ti1ne. Bob I-Iollen: Maybe not, but they can come awfully close to it. Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair, Says Simple Simon to the pieman. Hello. Mistress Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells: The rest haven't come up yet. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her And said, Is this seat taken? Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating his Christmas pie: He stu-ck in his thumb and pulled out a plum And said, Aw, shucks, I thought it was apple. 22 Mr. Henry: How did the accident happen? W. Fletcher: I was just hugging a curve. Mir. H.: Yeah. That's the way they generally happen. Mrs. Crann: Use 'pathetic' in a sentence. Bob Cornell: Nothing is so p-athetic as a horsefly sitting on an automobile radiator. Isabelle Smith: I want a pair of slippers that squeak, size 10. Clerk: Must they squeak? Isabelle: Yes, I want them for fa- ther, so Paul can hear him coming down the hall. Rusty Braden: 'fWhat's a bigamist? Mr. Henry: He is a man who does not know when he's had enough. Doris Grout: What is love? Phil Poland: Love is what makes the world go around with that worried expression. It's getting so bad nowadays that dying in an automobile accident will soon be considered a natural death. Art Goshorn: A miss in the car is worth two in the motor. Miss Curry: An explorer once said that a lion would not hurt you if you carried a walking cane. Floyd Addy: 'Yeah, but I'll bet it depends on how fast you carry it. Paul Newton and Claude Alexander saw a ghost in the graveyard. Paul: VVhen did they put up that tall picket fence? Claude: That's isn't a picket fence: those are telephone poles. A married man, said Kate Croft, is one who has two hands on the steering wheel.