Winterport High School - Riverside Yearbook (Winterport, ME)

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'Wye Nersi 51 . 6 50 YEARS FROM NOW Delma-sitting by the window knitting Bertha-teaching her grandchildren to broad jump. Myrtle-Dean of Girls in a Western college. 4 Velma-thin as a pork barrel Ford-retired millionaire. Paul-manufacturer of overalls. Ien-playing with his grand son. . Raymond-noted authority on diet. John-a full grown man What would happen if Mr. Livingston should fail to give the Civics class some zeroes ! Miss Stairs: Leo, what are the Lyrical Ballads? Leo: A way to vote. Grace: When I go to the theatre people usually stand up and look at me. Connie: How do you account for that? Grace: Well, I'm quite often late. The long and short-Paul Crockett and Hilda Sibley. The thick and thin-Earl Jepson and Mary Shaw. The black and white-John Chaison and Thelma Norris. The red and green-Jack Canty and Laura Green. The heavy and light-Ford Perkins and Ruth Norris. The heavy and light-Ford Perkins and Ruth Norris. Mr. Livingston and Miss Nickerson. A few examples of misplaced English: A fellow was arrested with short hair. I saw a man digging a well with a Roman nose. Wanted-A room by two gentlemen thirty feet long and tweut, feet wide. A They left for Hampden on the bus where they will reside. Last November at the interscholastic cross country meet, Mr. Abbott asked Jack ,Canty if the boys had been assigned their quarters meaning their dressing room While on the Maine campusj. Jack seriously ans- wered that they hadn't but that he had a quarter of his own. Twenty-nine

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'nge Qiversti ef- , o A JOKE ADEPARTMENT V , 4 V 'moss wuo HOPE 'ro GRADUATE Name Hobby ' Bertha Chewing gum Ernest W Sleeping Paul -Blushing 'John '. 5 Streetvwalking Ford Bluffing Tom Loafing - Ien Flirting George Studying Velma Dating Albert Dancing Myrtle Being good Daniel Talking Raymond Selling groceries Edwin Bookkeeping - Delma Humming ' A new high school building Mr. Livingston in an Austin Street cars on Washington S Mr. Abbott without a carful Probably will be A jumping jack ' Class A janitor S ' Class An artist's model Class An organ grinder Class Notorious Class A book agent Class Missionary Class A woman hater Class Without him Class A bachelor Class A cook Class Driving a fish cart Class A taxi driver Class A plumber' - Class A washer woman Class Just Imagine treet A floor walker in Treat's 'Store Miss Stairs without her glas Norman Page selling antiqu SBS GS Tuesday night without a Church supper Miss Nickerson with braids A basketball game without Mr. Cole on a bycicle A library open when school Mr. Wharff is not in session The Barron Twins in a circus An active fire department The town of Winterport wit Twenty-eight hout a barber shop Known as poet musician artist actor heart break wonder athlete idol joker shiek student flirt baby floor Walker actress

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We Wvefsl ei 51 I've brought this pair of trousers to be reseated. You know I sit a lot- . , , . Yes, and perhaps you'e brought that last bill to be reoeipted, too. You know, I'Ve stood a lot. -Oil Pull. A ' , ' , Hopea for the Best A ' i Judge: I have listened very carefully to you, Mr. Brown, for an hour, but I am none the wiser. , , ., V Counsel fpolitelybz I hardly expected yourihonor to be, butyl thought you might be better informed. -The Hufffiorist. P V I, It L l , f,wL1.u .Y ,H 2-I Thirty '