Winter Haven High School - Wha Hwa Hta See Yearbook (Winter Haven, FL)

Text from Pages 1 - 120 of the 1923 volume:

Wa Hwa Hta Ilah-wah-tay-see, little fire-fly, l.itlle, flitting, white-fire insect, Little, dancing, wliite-fire creature. Light me with your little candle, lire n['on my bed I lay me, lire in school I close my eyelids. —Longfellow. Cfjc j?rar iBook of Winter fallen gl) cl)ool Volume 3 EDITED AND PUBLISHED BY iCtjr Mentor (Class of 1923 W a H w a Ht See II e herewith confide our first literary effort in a sense our only child, to the tender mercies of the world, or such portion thereof as will deign to look upon it. May -we hope for the kindly consideration and gentle forbearance of the world ;which zee believe to be far less cruel than portrayed by the movies and certain distinguished authors. Foreword Four Wa H wa Hta See I. CLASSES Contents II. ATHLETICS III. SOCIAL IV. CLUBS V. LITERARY VI. JOKES VII. ADVERTISEMENTS WaH W A Ht See Six WaHSee To The People of Winter Haven zoho by tlicir loyal support and unfailing co-operation, hare made possible the fullest realization of our High School career. zee. the class of nineteen hundred tzeenty-tliree. in sincere appreciation, dedicate this third volume of II a Hzva Hta See. Seven WaH VNA Htp, See night WaH V v A Hta See PRC5ENTS CL The Annual 3 taff -“PLAYED BY - 9 Lti EUSW' t Vi iM«n Maa Y %n ith-R� Y Rojew.-RoeinT l«.ov - J a vn v« w SVtosR EVf It Kue A v - L LAIYO Peck ER- Mamaast H iu? MAAttLlA G-lLt S P Y AeSLE D’ACW o V- Pacc.-He«ay Bhakaaaww-PSARL LlU3 W iv.vaw' Bola v d EOIT� A-lW-Cvll A Associate E-oifoA Aavaaysj Joke Editor _iTERAPY Editor OA A YIZATIO ' EDITOR 3 OCIA V. tUlTCA Art L t iTOR? athletic Editor 1 Nine WaHwaHt See Winter Haven High School TRUSTEES M. L. Hinderliter__________________ S. F. Poole________________________ J. F. Wasmund President Secretary Ten WaH V v A Ht See Eleven WaH WA HtaSee Twelve WaH aHt ee Faculty Elizabeth Tribl)le, A. B., Science. . Mrs. Y. Ray Martin, English. 3, Ollie Alligood. History and Latin. 4. H. C. Hodges, A. B., Tb. (� ., English and Mathematics. 5. Samuel Long, A. B.t Principal. 6. Mary Ruth Backster, A. B., French and History. 7. Elizabeth Norton. A.B., Mathematics. Thirteen WaH W A Htpi See A” A z i«m«va A C. O' f ijw O ac? 4 PAys catch ct ve at (.Hicrf vs v a c.ae p Fourteen WaH WA Ht See Fifteen WaHwaWt See Senior Organization Motto: Smile Colors: Brown and Gold. Flower : Brown-eyed Daisy. CLASS OFFICERS __ .Leland Recker Vice-President _ Marcella Gillespey _ _ Elsie Klemm _ Roy Rosell ..Miss Ruth Backster Sixteen vna H-r See LF.LAXD L. RfiCKER c.:'hJa', Ng 1%T Uto.rv or � . }|wa Mta Sec. A?: Clas I • . -3-• I awoke one morning an l found myself famous. MARCELLA GILLESPEY McLaughlin Medal. fxcelsior. • „ Criterion. ( lfC • VCW.' Basket Ball Team 22: President of Olee Club.� 1M Treasurer. M: L Cercle Inw . jj; Class Vice-President. At. 1 ; A.. 22. At: Class Prophet. At. Social Editor of Wa Hwa Mta Set. ‘At- -She was made for the admiration of all.” ROY G. ROSELL Englewood High School. Chicago. Ill 'jo: Scrgeant-at-arms of J‘-x celsior. ji ; Class Vice-President Criterion. t- : Vice-President of Lc Cercle Francais. JJ: Glee Club. — • R A. A.. ‘22. ‘23: H. B S.. 22. At: Class Treasurer. 23: Cheer leader. 23; Class Play. ’23: Business Manager of a 11 wa llta See. 23. • Mv mind to me an Empire is.” ELSIE KLEMM Glee Cluh. 21. 22: G. A. A.. 20. 2t: Vice-President of 1. A- A.. 22. President of (� . A. A.. At: Cla- s President. ’22: Tennis Club. 22: Le Cercle Francais. 22; Class Secretary. 2 : Excelsior. 20, 21: Criterion. 22: Girls Rasket Ball Team. 22: Song Leader of G. A. A.. ’23; Swimming Team, ’21: Class Play. ’23 : Literary Editor of Wa Hwa llta See. ’23. “She would talk: Lord! How she talked. Scz'cntecH WaHw«Ht , See WILLARD R. BOLAND Walnut Grove Township High School, Altona. HI.. '18; Galesburg High School. Galesburg. 111., '19; Basket Ball, 'jo; Excelsior, ’jo; Criterion. 'jj ; Treasurer Glee Club. 'jo. ‘jj; Manager of Basket Ball Team. jj, 23; H. B. S.. ’jj. J.t: B. A. A.. 'jo, 'jj, '23: Tennis Club, ’jj; Ili-Y, 'jo. 'jj; Athletic Editor of Wa Hwa IIta Sec. ’23. Better late than never. PEARL ELLIS Hume-Fogg High School. Nashville. Tenn., 'jo; Glee Club, 'ji, 'jj; Tennis Club, 'jj; Excelsior, 'ji ; Criterion. 'jj; Manager Girls’ Basket Ball Team, '2J; Lc Cercle Francais. 'jj; (i. A. A., 'ji. 'jj. 'j.t; Class Play. '23; Athletic Editor of Wa Hwa Hta See. ’23. As merry as the day is long. HENRY EDWARD BRAKMANN Philomathcan. ’19. 'jo. '21: Criterion. '22: Lc Cercle Francais, 'jj; Tennis Club, '22; (dec Club. ’ji. '22; Swimming Team, 'jj; Baseball, 'ji : Basket Ball. '23; B. A. A.. '19. '20, 'ji. ’22: B. A. A. Reporter. '23; 11. B. S. '22; Attorney II. B. S.. '23: Manager Baseball Team. '23: Art F.ditor of Wa Hwa Hta See. 23. “Wit's last edition is now 1 the press.” LOUISE HARRIS Fxcelsior. 'jo. 'ji ; Criterion, 'jj; (•lee Club. Jo. 'ji. 'jj; Lc Cercle Francais, 'jj. Mistress of herself though China fall!” Eighteen WaHwaHt See J. TALVIN CONVAKD II. A. A., 21, 22. ’23; Excelsior, jo. 21 ; Glee Club. ’21, ’22; Lc Ccrcle Francais. ’22; Criterion. ’22. ‘Taint heart ne’er won fair lady.” MARGARET HILLS Kxcelsior. ’jo, ’21: (� . A. A. ’20. ‘21. 22. ’23; Tennis Club. '22; Lc Ccrcic Francais. 22; Criterion. 22: Girls’ Basket Ball Team. ’22; Organizations Kditor of Wa Hwa llta See. AC She learns to live And lives to learn.” HAROLD N. HASKELL Duval High School. Jacksonville. Fla., ’20. ’2!; Winona. ’22; Swimming Team. 22; B. A. A.. 22; II. B. S.. ’22. 23. Sentiments! Don’t tell me of sentiment. What have I to do with sentiment?” MERLE JACKSON Excelsior, ’jo. ’21: Criterion, ’22; (dee Club. ’21. JJ; G. A. A.. ’20. 21. ’22: Tennis Club. ’22; Lc Ccrcle Francais. ’22: CJass Play. 23; Art Editor of W’a Hwa llta See. ’23. ’’She has two eyes so soft and brown—Take care.” Xineteen Wa H waHtp, See FLORENCE JEFFRIES I.arno High School, l.argo, Fla.. 'jo, ’.21; Criterion, '22. She has good sense Which is a gift of heaven.” ROBERT G. IGOU Sanford High School, Sanford, Fla., '20; Psi Iota Xi '21; Hi-Y, '21. '22; B. A. A., '21. ’22; L.c Cercle Francais. 22; Criterion. '22: Basket Ball. '22. ’23: H. B. S.. '22, '23; Vice-president B. A. A.. 2,t , Business Manager of Wa Hwa Hta Sec. '23; Captain of Baseball Team. '23. His motto is 'Rest first, and then work.’ ELIZABETH JOHNSTON Excelsior. '20. ’21: Criterion. '22; Glee Club. '21. '22; Le Cercle Francais, ’22. Ease with Dignity.' MARY LEASURE New York Academy, New York City '20; Hillsboro High School, Tampa. Fla.. '21 ; Joliet Township High School. Joliet, 111.. '22; Class Play, 2,t. “Happy I am. from care I'm free. Why aren't they all contented like me? Twenty WaHwaHt See CHARLES LEONARD Principia Military Academy, St. Louis, Missouri, ’21 ; Stetson University, DeLand, Fla.. ’22; H. B. S., 23; B. A. A.. ’23; Class Play, 23; Joke Editor of Wa Hwa Hta See, 23. “When joy and duty clash. Let duty go to smash.” KATHRYN LEE Cilee Club, ’21, ’22; (� . A. A., J0, '21. 22. 23; Sec’y-Treasurer of Tennis Cluh. 22: Swimming Team. 21: Girls Basket Ball Team, ’22; Lc Cer-cle ITancais, ’22; SecV Excelsior, ’20. ’21 ; Criterion. 22; Class Secretary. ’22; Class Play, ’23; Editor-in-chief of Wa Hwa Hta See. ’23. “The light that lies In woman’s eyes. And lies and lies and lies.” SAMUEL E. MOORE Excelsior. ’20. 21: Criterion. ’22: Glee Cluh. 22; Le Cercle Francais. 22; B. A. A., 22. ’23; Basket Ball. 23: High Sheriff of H. B. S.. ’22. 23: Joke Editor of Wa Hwa Hta See. 23. ‘‘And the Devil did grin On his darling sin. ’ VIRGINIA LEPS Appomattox High School, Appomattox. Virginia. ’20; Excelsior, 21; Glee Cluh, ’21. ’22; Criterion, 22: G. A. A.. ’22; Tennis Club, ’22. “Let the world slide.” Twenty-One WaHwaHtp, See REBA MANN Excelsior, 20, 21; Winona, 22; Glee Club, ’20. 21. ’22; Girls’ Basket Ball Team, ‘22; Tennis Club, 22; Le Cercle Krancais. ’22; 1). A. M. Club, ’23; G. A. A., ’22. ’23. “A light heart lives long.” BERT SEYMOUR Summerlin Institute. Bartow, Fla., ’17; Georgia Military Academy, 20; Tennis Club, 22; Criterion, 22; Excelsior. ’21; B. A. A.. 22, 23. He whistles as he goes For want of thought.” HAZEL NEWMAN St. Croix Falls High School, St. Croix Falls, Wisconsin, ’20; Psi Iota Xi, ’21; Glee Club, 21, ’22: Criterion, ’22; Le Cercle Francais. '22; Tennis Club, 22; G. A. A., 22, ’23. A pretty, witty, charming darling. she—” LESEL RACE Duval High School, Jacksonville. Fla., ‘20. '21; Rollins College. Winter Park, Fla., ’22; Senior Play, ’23; Sec’v-Treas. of G. A. A., ’23; D. A. M., ’23; Girls' Basket Ball Team, 23: rt Editor of Wa Hwa Hta See. ’23. “Ask me no questions And I'll tell you no fibs.” Twenty-Two WaHwaHt See KATHERINE SHELDON Psi Iota Xi, 20. ’2i; Criterion, ’22; G. A. A., ’20, ’21; Le Cercle Francais, '22; Glee Clul . 21, '22. Her ways are ways of pleasantness. BEN VVASMUN'D Psi Iota Xi. '20, '21; Excelsior. ’22: Ili-Y, ’20. '2i. '22. B. A. A., ’20, ’21. ’22: Swimming Meet, '21. '22. He knows what is what. MARY E. SMITH Birtningham Seminary. Birmingham. Ala.. ’20; Glee Club, '21, ’22; Excelsior, ’21: Winona, '22; Le Cercle Francais. ’22: G. A. A., ’22, '2,1; Business Manager of Wa Hwa Hta See. '23. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” ANNIE BELLE STEFFEE Excelsior. ’20. ’21: Glee Cluh. ‘20. '21, '22: G. A. A., '20. '2i. '22, ’2.t: Girls' Basket .Ball Team. ’22; Le Cercle Francais. ’22: Tennis Cluh. '22; Criterion. '22. “As charming was this pretty maid As were the melodies she made.” Twenty-Three WaHwaHt See DAVID KLLSWORTH WEIHER Woodrow Wilson Junior High School. Tampa. Fla., 'jo; IlilLlmro High School, Tampa, Fla., 'ji ; Winona. ’jj; Glee C lub, 'jj; H. B. S., '22: Grand Judge of H. B. S., 23; B. A. A.. 22: Pres. B. A A.. ’23; Basket Ball. 22. 23; Class Play. ’23: Associate Editor of Wa Hwa Mta Sec. ’23. “He's a royal good scout.” V ERA f A E W EST MOREL A N D “A sweeter girl can ne’er he met.” Twenty-Four W a H w a Ht See Class Prophecy All through high school Elsie ami I were crazy to ride horseback. Hut there were so few horses in W inter Haven that we never got our desired wish. The few people who did have them wouldn't trust them to us, it seemed. Fortunately we both attended college where there were plenty of horses to ride. W e made the most of our opportunity and by the time we had finished college, we had ridden all we wanted and more too. Then we looked around for another hobby. We hail indulged in almost every kind of sport at one time or another, so it was hard to find something new. At last we found just what we wanted. Our hobby this time was airplanes; the prices were not so high at that time, so every time we had a dollar or two to spare, we went for a little ride in the air. Both of us decided not to work during the summer following our graduation from college, but to take a nice vacation. W e soon decided that we wanted to take a trip in an airplane. They were as numerous then as autos were in our high school days, so we easily secured a plane to our liking. W e immediately began taking lessons in driving and also in mechanics; it was not long until we were thoroughly trained in this line. W e planned to go to California by way of New Orleans, then back by way of Chicago and New York. On this trip we decided to look up our old classmates; our first stop was rather unexpected. We were caught in a small storm and the right wing was damaged in some way, forcing us to land in a large field. We had just gotten out when a man walked up, asking us if he could help us any. “Why, Willard Boland.” exclaimed Elsie, “I could recognize that voice anywhere.” I had not observed the man very closely, but when Elsie said this I realized that this was our old classmate, A bey, now a government in-s ctor. He took us into town in his Ford where we easily secured a man to fix our machine. We stopped in Birmingham just out of pure curiosity to see what the city was like. W e were walking across the main street noticing the tall brick building in front of us when suddenly 1 heard a scream and the squeaking of brakes. Elsie had been hit by a car. thrown to the pavement and knocked unconscious before I knew what had happened. A policeman took charge of the situation immediately. When he turned to me for information, I at once recognized him as Sam Moore. I was indeed surprised but only too glad to think that we had a friend to help Twenty-Five WaH WA Hta See us out at this time. Elsie was rushed to the hospital at once; the doctor said that there was nothing serious and that she would l e all right in a few days. This was surely a relief to me for I was greatly worried over the condition of my friend. 1 immediately inquired whether this was the hospital in which Mary Smith was a nurse and found out that it was. The renewed friendship of our high school days was indeed a joy to us all. “Do you know who the head doctor is? asked Mary. “Why, no, we said. Mary then left the room hut soon returned with a rather stern hut pleasant looking young man. Elsie and I did not at first understand, for we did not know this man. Then he smiled. Oh! It’s Talvin, I said at last. Our stay in Birmingham was surely one of happiness for us and we were overjoyed to think that we had met so many of our old friends. A ]H rfect day must end so we again started on our way, making our next stop at New Orleans. Here we were not so fortunate; it seemed as if we were indeed strangers in a strange, strange land. The first evening we were there we attended the show to see our favorite actress, no other than Katy Lee. The next day when we were window shopping, a little boy came along with hand hills and gave us one. We were not at all interested in it until we noticed the name of Roy Rosell written on the pajier. We read as follows: The Republican Senator Roy (I. Rosell. Will Speak Tonight at the Auditorium at Eight O’Clock “Well, of all things, exclaimed Elsie, “Can you imagine Roy as a senator ?” “Let's go to the lecture. I said, “We can have lots of fun afterwards teasing him about his profession. The next afternoon when we went out for a drive we noticed a sign on a hilllK� ard on which we read to our amazement the following words: Coming March 2 Milleville Stock Company with Leland L. Recker as Leading Man Elsie looked at me and we both laughed. Tu’enty-Six WaHwaHt See “And lie was the one who said he was going: to U- a lawyer, I said. “We should worry if we haven’t a lawyer among our classmates. Virginia I.eps, the lawyeress, can attend to all our legal affairs. Our journey was rather uneventful until we reached San Irancisco. We knew that Katy was playing there so we immediately looked her up. o one could have shown us a lietter time than she did. for she was acquainted with the city and knew where to go to have a good time. We ended our visit in San Francisco by attending the theatre to hear the noted singers, Peggy Race and Reha Mann, who were touring the United States. Katy asked us what had happened to Louise Harris. “Peggy made me think of her. she said, “for she was one of the D. A. M.,’s. “Oh, she is living in Tennessee with her husband,” said Klsie. “In Tennessee, did you say?” she asked. “O, of course—.” “And what has become of Anne Belle Steffee? Katy asked. “Not Steffee, my clear, I said, but Mrs. Wright. “Really! exclaimed Katy. “do you really mean it? “Sure, I replied, “They are in Cuba now on their honeymoon. “Speaking of honeymoons,” said Katy, “did you know that Robert Igou had to postpone bis honeymoon liecause it interfered with an im-jKirtant baseball game between two famous teams, one for which he pitches.” “ That's a good joke on Robert, laughed Klsie. “Did you read the poem written by Margaret Hills in the Literary Digest ? I asked. “Oh. I thought it was wonderful! exclaimed Katy. “I'm glad that she didn't let marriage interfere with her work. After leaving California, our first important stop was in Denver. There we visited Elizalieth Johnston or “Ibbis as we know her. She lived in a beautiful house in the residential section of the city. Her husband bad just bought her a new Packard, but it seems that it should have been worn out by the time we left for we used it so much. “Have vou seen Merle lately? asked Ibbis. “Not since Christmas when we went home on our vacation for she went back to Philadelphia Ik fore we went home at the end of school, said Elsie. “Is she still making designs for dresses? asked Ibbis. “The last time I heard from her she spoke of giving it up. Twenty-Seven � WaHwaHt See “Yes, 1 think she has, I said, “she is giving most of her time to society now.” Oh. how is I’earl? asked Ibbis, “How 1 would love to see her. “She is a wonderful primary teacher. 1 said, “but that does not keep her from spreading joy around Winter Haven. From Denver we went to Chicago; we went to a certain address that Elsie hap| ened to have in her purse. There we found Henry engaged in drawing cartoons for the comic section of the Chicago I ribune. What fun it was to watch him draw all kinds of fun on a piece of paj er. It reminded us of our high school days when little sheets of paper used to float around the room with funny little pictures on them. While there we noticed in the paper that Harold G. Haskell, the noted chemist, had discovered some new chemical process, but I can t explain it for 1 didn't understand it at all. Henry brought to my mind his old pal. Ellsworth, so 1 asked Henry about him. “Oh, he has become the sole owner of the business now, he said. “Of the manufacturing of Stacomb?” I asked laughing. “Do you rememlier the fun we used to have alxmt that? I ll say, exclaimed Henry, “but I’ll bet Wicker doesn’t think it’s fun now; it's work for him. We had travelled and travelled and thought we had seen about everything in the United States but we couldn't resist stopping in the mountains of North Carolina for a brief stay. It was in August and we were hunting a cool place in the mountains. We had heard that Florence Jefferies was running a large and beautiful boarding house in Hendersonville so we hunted her up at once knowing that we would receive every comfort with her. She didn't seem to have changed a bit except that she was a little taller than when we had last seen her. She told us that Katherine Sheldon was the dean in a girl's school near there. That night Elsie and I looked over the list of classmates and found that we had either seen or heard about all of them except Hazel, but we thought we would see her when we reached home for she had been away tii school. Just as we were leaving the next morning we ran into a young couple coming up the steps. We apologized and then the girl looked up; who do you suppose it was? W hy, Hazel, just the one we wanted to see. “Why, Hazel Newman, exclaimed Elsie, “what in the world are you doing here?” “Don't call her Hazel Newman for die has changed her name,” laughingly remarked the handsome young man at her side. Twenty-Eight WaHwaHtp. See “Tell us all about it,” I said, “It is so unexpected. “Well, we eloped.” she said. We knew that some of the others were suspecting as much, hut we managed to fool them. “How romantic, exclaimed Elsie as we left Hazel and her husband. To think that we have travelled all over to find excitement and Hazel found it right at home, l et's try what she did. “All right, if you get the chance, I said. Marcella Gii.i.espey. Twenty-Nine WaH EE Thirty WaHwaHt See viimR5 Thirty-One WaH W A Htp, See Junior Class Colors: Green and White. Flower: White Rose. Motto: Always B natural. Seldom B sharp, Never B flat. CLASS OFFICERS President_____ Vice-President Secretary_____ Treasurer_____ Class Advisor --------Harriet Tracy Raymond Sensabaugh ----Henric Litndherg -----------Olive l)er ---------Miss Tribble Thirty-Two W a H w a Hta See Junior Roll Katherine Binns Oyoff Bowen Kathleen CalTcc Ruth Cramer Olive Der Helen Henderson Nelle Hill Annie Houstoun Mary King Amelia McAlister Ruth McCutcheon Bess Newman Nelle Steinmeyer Harriet Tracy Margaret Mahlunt Gladys Sweet Dorothy Morley Maurice Boland Moses Davis Charles Frederick Landis Jenkins (ierald Jester Henric Lundberg Marold Maves John Pinaire Kenneth Recker Raymond Sensahaugh Carson Sinclair John Collier Ira Parks Edith Ewing Clarence Mock Lodel Stephenson Wilhemina Hawkins Thirty-Three WaH W A Ht See Class Prophecy Annie's a mother of an orphan’s home. And Katherine, a woman who does nothing hut roam. Harold's a settled, sedate married man. While Kathleen Caflfee is the first lady of the land. Nelle is an old maid, kind and sweet, And Harriet's noted for her tiny feet. Margaret has married an Kgvptian King, And Carson is teaching people to sing. Maurice shines shoes in a hotel hall, Helen is weeping ’cause in love she did fall. Kdith at last learned to read French, And Gerald’s invented a patented wrench. Bessie's husband makes stringless shoe strings, But Oroff still dreams of unearthly things. Jack has at last removed socks, I may say, But John still hopes for a wedding day. Raymond’s a druggist in the town of Key West, And Olive is married like most of the rest. Bah now' revels in numerous joys. But Kenneth still plays with little kids' toys. Ruth Cramer still loves her dear Lorin of old, As for Lodel. she married a dealer in coal. Henric's a dentist; a brave old lad. And Gladys, a job in the Senate had. Landis lives in a shack in the West, While Charles paints away with plenty of zest. Moses is now a surgeon so fine. And Ira has gardening for his line. And for me, dear old comrades! it’s hard to tell, But probably second-hand books I will sell. Amelia McAlister, ’24. Thirty-Four WaH W A Ht See 5bPHM|jlbRE5 Thirty-Five WaH waHtpi See Sophomore Class Colors : Red and White Flower: American Beauty Rose. Motto: B -—B y's. CLASS OFFICERS President______ Vice-President Secretary Treasurer _____ -------Joe Keefe .-.Margaret Senn Dorothea Cleaves -----Alfred Hills T hirly-Six WaHwaHtp, See Who's Who Guy—“His heart is in Kentucky. .hum Katherine— Her heart is with Guy's. Edith— Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Evelyn— Powder your nose and smile, little girl. Gladys—“The ten o'clock scholar. Georgia—“If you want Georgia, go to Scottie's. Dorothea—“What she lacks in mind, she makes up in weight. Robert— He knows it all.” Effie—“The Headlight. Tom—“Another Charles Ray.” .Arthur— Good goods come in small packages from Canada. Jeanetta— Modesty is the best policy.” .Alfred— ‘Great Lakes’ from Eagle Lake. Betty— Our Star—fish. Hazel— A hit of snow in Florida. Kate—“On with the dance. Joe—“Ask Joe, he knows.” Helen—“Shows competition with the sun. Billy—“Daniel Boone, you might say. John— Whose tongue you can't stop. Margaret—“Our scientist, dotes on bugs. Varick— Our 'tailor-maid' man. George—“In class again and out again. Elsa—“You said a mouthful. iola— yuiet when present.” Lila—“Bashful, yet not bashful. Ernest—“Anything but—ernest.” H yatt—“The Sophomore 'Blue Devil.’ Mary— Our lady of leisure.” Lillian-— Sweet and slow.” Doris—“Never speaks unless spoken to. Sallie—“Oh, Sallie. you're our baby vamp. Jean -“Words can’t express those beautiful curls. Thirty-Seven WaH W A Ht See VaY up n 8-Ai esviae i • v t n� ( $ TRACK'S Ti veHiTes V £ . si o(v - 8- v e r.W i-Ay A TeTe ,5 i jS-refts El £ i E v ri !A uve vAj itfA fv AUiMRS ftecKe«'£ Har ? a Thirty-Eight WaH W A Ht See T hirty-Nine WaHwaHt See Freshman Roll Arlien Artis. Adelaide Backstcr Bill Boyd Catherine Cramer David Adams Dovie Grimes Dulce McCoy Dorothy Watts Edna Briggs Elva Wasmund Elizabeth Westfall Frances Everett Frances Myers George Anne Cottingham Cilennah Early Gwendolyn Stull Harold Bedford Henry Sinclair llarvev Wiggins Irene Gillespev Jeanette Hardy Lorine Davis Lottise Ryer Marjorie Adams Minnie Louise Hart Margaret L.ee Marion McCutcheon Myrtle Oren Margaree Rogers Morita Sage Mary Scnsabaugh Marselien Warded Nellie Waggoner Orville Jester Reginald Baker Robert Der Ruth Heynen Samuel Jackson Thelma Keagin Virginia Gench Velma Ooton i Wallace Wasmund Zella Geiger A Forty-One Wa HwaHta See 1 he Junior and Senior, The most proud of all, Will soon finish school I'o help find the golden hall. I lie little Sophomores, U hose heads are swelling fast, W ill still have two years toil, I o reach the very last. I he |XM r, poor Freshman. Have only just begun, I hey are still receiving torture, And they have to stand the Seniors’ fun. Flva Wasmund. ’26. FRFSHMAN JOKES Miss Alligood Hill Boyd, give a first conjugation verb. Bill (sleepily)—Damfino. Miss Alligood—What? (iive the principal parts. Bill Damfino, damfinare, damfinavi, damfinatus. Miss Backster (in History class)—This book has been condensed. Samuel Jackson—I think it is dense. Miss Backster—Maybe it is not the book that is dense, Sam. I eacher—I shall now give you tomorrow's lesson. Irene (dllesjiey—You can keep it. Wallace Wasmund—I have no use for the school girl complexion. Frances Everett—You had better dust off your coat lapel then. I m awfully sorry. Velma. whispered Virginia, “that I forgot your party last night. Oh. remarked Velma, “weren’t you there? Oeorge Anne—I have tried everything and still my complexion isn’t pretty. Margaree—Supjxise you try soap and water. I eacher—What is meant by the lines. The shades of night were falling fast? Bonne—Please, sir, it means sister was pulling down the parlor curtains. Nellie Waggoner, where are you going?” Nowhere, mother; I’m just imitating a Wandering Jew.” Forty-Two WaHwaHt See Forty-Three WaHwaHt See Foreword Winter Haven's Basket Hall team first l egan its career when a number of enthusiasts came here from out of the State in igi;. t that time there were very few high school teams in the State and in order to make things interesting they played different colleges and the hoys had little trouble in securing the State Championship. The war in 1918 broke up the team, as many of the Inns joined the (ireat Cause. Again in 19 0 the boys captured the championship flag. In 1921 interest sagged and the team was broken up. I.ast year the K. II. S. A. A. was formed and Winter Haven entered; they came back with second place. I his year the team was comjxised almost of new men. but with the aid of an experienced coach a first-class team was put out. Vorty-Four WaH Vwa Hta See BLUE DEVILS WILLARD BOLAND “Abey” has served two terms as Manager of the team, devoting a great deal of his time to scheduling games and looking after the wants and welfare of the team. A very successful season was enjoyed and a great part of this success was due to A bey’s hard work. ELMER SCHELLKNBURG Shelly came to Winter Haven as a star on the U. of Nebraska Basket Ball team; he gave all of his spare time to the coaching of the team, and as the season progressed marked improvement was shown in the team. We are much indebted to Shelly for his valuable assistance. MAURICE BOLAND This is ‘Monk’s” third consecutive year on the Varsity; his playing has shown him to be a very valuable man on the squad. At the tournament last year he won the distinction of All-State forward. At the first of this year it was looked upon him to lead things and he was chosen Captain. He still has another year in high school and will again prove to the fans his ability as a player. Forty-Fire WaHwaHtp, See BLUE DEVILS HENRY BRAKMANN Henry, our Forward, has saved us from many a defeat this year by his skill in making long shots: no matter how difficult the position, he always managed in scoring his share of goals. As Henry is a Senior this year, he will not he seen in action on the local court any more, hut his name will he on the score-hoards of some college next year. WYATT ORCHARD At the Tournament last year Wyatt said his greatest ambition was to make Winter Haven’s Basket Ball team and this he did. Although he did not participate in all the games, he has won a name for himself as Forward in basket hall. ELLSWORTH WEI HER Weiher’s second year on the squad has proven himself. He came from the Hillsborough High of Tampa last year and plaved center for us during the latter part of the season. This year he has shown us that he is a real hall plaver. The school hates to see him graduate and wishes him the best of luck when he goes away to school next year. Forty-Six WaHwaHi( See D EVILS BLUE w V- ROBERT IGOU Although this is ‘‘Hook’s” first year on the Varsity he certainly has shown up well; he went to the Tournament last year as a substitute guard and this year he has developed himself to play that position to perfection. Had the team been represented at Gainesville this year, no doubt he would have had a berth on the All-State team. LELAXD RKCKKR “Dauntless” was no doubt the smallest man on a Winter Haven High basket ball team. Although he has had but few chances to take part in games, he has shown that size has nothing to do when it comes to making a good player. He was given the position of substitute forward and will prove to be the shining light of some university team. SAM MOORE With a season’s experience on the second team last year, and a place on the first team this season. Sam has been one of the best running guards of the school’s history; whatever seemed impossible Sam has made possible in basket ball. Forty-Seven WaH W A Hta Sec Left to right—Willard Boland. Manager. Maurice Boland. Right Forward. Captain. Ellsworth Weiher, Center. Robert Igou. Right Guard. Wyatt Orchard. Substitute Guard. Henry Braktnann, Left Forward. Samuel Moore, Left Guard. Leland Recker, Substitute Forward. « Forty-Eight WaHv vaHt ee High School Athletic Association Kllsworth Weihcr Robert Igou _____ Willard Boland . Henry Brakmann ___________President ______Vice-President Secretary-T reasurer ____________Reporter Still believing that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, the boys of the High School gathered in the Senior room for the purpose of organizing an Athletic Association that should sponsor all forms of athletics. A President, Vice-President, Secretary-Treasurer and Reporter were elected as the officers of the organization. The dues of the Association membership was placed at one dollar and fifty cents: enough money was secured in this way to start things moving. Although baseball started first, it required no financial support and things ran smoothly until gate receipts were taken in at the basket ball games. By building a new court and equipping the team w'ith uniforms, the treasury was pretty well drained, but it was saved from collapse by the hearty support and co-operation of the students and citizens of Winter Haven. THK SCHEDULE W. H . 11. S. Opponent. Where Played. Winter Haven --4 vs. Auburndale 7 Auburndale. Winter Haven --- —28 vs. Alumni 12 Winter Haven. Winter 11 aven —25 vs. Auburndale. Ind. 12 Winter Haven. Winter Haven vs. Auburndale Winter Haven. Winter Haven — 4 vs. Alumni 6 Winter Haven. Winter Haven ...28 vs. American Legion 30 Winter Haven. Winter Haven 20 vs. Wauchula -40 Wauchula. Winter Haven —72 vs. Summerlin Winter Haven. Winter Haven ... ---t.t vs. Wauchula Winter Haven. Winter Haven — 6 vs. St. Petersburg 15 St. Petersburg. Winter Haven ...IS vs. Sarasota Sarasota. Winter Haven ___26 vs. Summerlin 17 Bartow. Winter Haven .--42 vs. Kissimmee Kissimmee. Winter Haven —35 vs. St. Petersburg Winter Haven. Winter Haven — 15 vs. Lakeland Winter Haven. Winter Haven 26 vs. Lakeland Lakeland. Winter Haven —40 vs. Kissimmee Winter Haven. Total, Winter Haven-525 vs. Opponents INDIVIDUAL SCORES Maurice Boland Ellsworth Weiher llcnrv Brakmann Wyatt Orchard Samuel Moore __ Leland Recker 6 Robert Igou 525 Forty-Nine WaH aHt ee Tournament 1922 The first Annual Basket Ball Tournament was held in Gainesville, March 2, 3 and 4, of 1922. When Winter Haven received a telegram stating that she was chosen as one of the teams representing District No. 1, there was not enough money in the treasury to carry the team through the trip. A public subscription was taken up by a prominent citizen of Winter Haven, and within two hours we were presented with enough money to carry us through our entire journey. Several auto loads of fans motored to Gainesville to see their team in action. The first team we played was I.akc City; we were victorious by the score of 36 to 9. In the second game we met St. Petersburg; this game was more hotly contested than the first, the score being 29 to 23 in our favor. We were now placed in the finals to be played off the next night, meeting Duval High School of Jacksonville. This game was fast and furious, Duval winning by the score of 33 to 17. ALL STATE TEAM ’22 Jones Duval Forward Zeedyk St. Petersburg Forward Boland Winter Haven Forward Reed Duval Center J. Marshall Duval Guard O. Marshall Winter Haven Guard Brown Duval Guard Fifty WaHwaHtp See Other Sports AQUATICS Last year Winter Haven sent swimming teams composed of l oys and girls to Rollins College, where the inter-scholastic meet is held every year. There was a good amount of material in our teams although we did not win many places. Credit goes to Betty Hill, a Freshman, who won the 50-vard back stroke. This year Winter Haven will send up a more experienced team, and we hope to bring back some of the cups. Last Fall a baseball team was organized. As it was late in the season, only class games were played. The team was soon abandoned in favor of basket ball. Now that the basket ball season is over. Spring practice has started on the diamond. The l oys have gotten away to a good start and soon will be furnishing thrills to the fans. BASFIBALL THE LINE-UP B. Wasmtind, CF S. Moore. RF R. Baker, 3B L. Recker, 2B L. Jenkins. SS E. Weiher. LF' H. Brakmann. iB J. Pinaire. C R. Igou, P The men who won Letters in basket ball this year are: M. Boland S. Moore W. A. Orchard D. E. Weiher H. E. Brakmann R. G. Igou L. Recker Fifty-One WaHwaHt See From I-eft to Right—Upper Row: Betty Hill, R. F.; George Anne Cottingham, L. F.; Lila Thornhill, L. G.; Anna Katherine Cox, R. C. Center Row: Ruth Heynen, J. C. (Sub.); Lorine Davis, J. C.; Evelyn Boland, L. G. Lower Row: Sally Cox, R. C. (Sub). Fifty-Two WaHwaHt( See Girls’ Athletic Association The (iirls- Athletic Association re-organized this year with the following officers: President_________________________Elsie Klemm Vice-President______________________Betty Hill Business Manager______________________Katy Pee The dues were fixed at fifty cents each: there was a large number enrolled. The girls were very determined to make the Association a success this year. Considering the material available, there were bright prospects for a winning team, and there was also abundant material for a second team. With hard practice a fast team was organized, but they seemed unable to acquire success. This was due mainly to the fact that most of the girls who came out had had no experience on the team. All ready! (jive three cheers for the team, which is a team if not a championship winner. Winter Haven is looking forward to the Basket Ball Team of '24 as l eing the best in its history. Fifty-Three WaHwaHt See Keep off v,e (Vtuss CEELI'S ■J E5T B • � .£ Atte r the Battle The £alv -t o v 4 nwy T?AT HiNKY-DitfK Fifty-Four Fifty-Five WaHv Ht See JunionSenior Banquet Here s to the Juniors, who gave a wonderful banquet in honor of the Seniors at the beautiful Morence Villa Hotel, on I'ridav evening’. January 26. 1923. The long L-shaped table was attractively decorated with pretty nasturtiums and the bignonia vine. Each place was marked by a novel place-card representing, by means of a tiny photograph, the guests themselves, dressed as clowns, holding by a ribbon little dogs whose faces were unmistakably familiar. Mr. Landis Jenkins made an ideal toastmaster. Miss Harriet Tracy, president of the Junior Class, gave the welcome in the form of a beautiful poem, which not only extended a hearty welcome to all those present. but also gave a note of appreciation to those who had permitted the use of the hotel and its beautiful grounds. Mr. Leland Keeker, president of the Senior C lass, gave the response in a few well chosen lines. Clever indeed was the toast to the Seniors given by Miss Helen Henderson. A witty verse to each Senior caused much merriment to all. Many thanks were bestowed upon the Juniors in a short response from Miss Marcella Gillespey. A humorous tribute was paid to each teacher in a toast to the faculty by Mr. Raymond Sensabaugh. The res|M nse to this by Professor Hodges was indeed witty, wise and otherwise. True reminders of diplomas were the little rolls tied with the Senior colors, brown and gold, but when opened revealed a delicious menu. The seventy-two pairs of shoes kept time to the music during the dinner, and when it was over, danced until midnight. Fifty-Six WaH W A Hift See CLUBS Fiftv-Seven WaHwaHt See of 'h LACK -BLUE G-RAWD xTUP E “EuSWOIMm V c .H(q V OTTO Give ‘t vi hul! H io-H 3 Hc ‘ r S a r+ AA a o n t B RA COLORS O FF1 tERJ, ATT o ra £ y — H C V Y Fifty-Eight WaH W A Htp, See We AWT Had 10AACT7C ! .w -- A1 t v B t « --- ’Tatiw ' IUr� « ” III Ltt CwesTturieio Li-a uac Lucky TniKt' £ll Pi ED KflNT Trac? Omar’ 3Tack?«m Ho«i Ru v Vi y av Ca wi c u iToHiY r • M '■ Pa uu M A ll” V C W M AAf V ,'Polo SlLUE pf.'Y CuBcb’ 'AITH f T)D ance- ’H Fifty-Nine WaH V v A Ht See , _ „ tSi'ni. . _ l ict 7cj Bflce. ' frumtOity 7jci rt ur) U ir n- )U J J.'-neei}. lou.st Hws equine ss Jkb'n r t vtn lrtess nnWll Stc ce. WaHwaHt See The Heroic Villain The buckl oard rumbled on noisily at about the same speed with which it had left the ranch yard, some three hours before, for the two roans drawing the huckboard were typical Western horses, bred for endurance. I his was my first trip to Carson City since the winter snows had made the sixty-mile trail impassable. We were very much in need of supplies at the ranch, and I was going for ample supplies to last until the teams could make the trip. The tracks of two horses led into the trail from the foot-hills, to the west, and I could tell by the shallow prints that one of the horses was being led. . t last 1 came u| on the horseman, who had halted his horse and was sitting in his saddle, evidently waiting for me. for he had. no doubt, seen the dust cloud made by my team and rig. I noticed the neat ap|)earance of the man ; he was clad in mole-skin breeches stuffed into the tops of short lroots, on which there were no spurs, and a light flannel shirt, open at the neck. The large soft Stetson was pulled back on his head, exjx sing a head of wavy brown hair. His eyes were steel blue and seemed to dance in a friendly fashion, and his face, covered with a healthy coat of tan. formed a fitting background. “'Morning, stranger.” he began, “headin' for the village?” I opined that I was. “Seem to be in a hurry.” he says. “I reckon I ain't got a powerful lot of time.” I replies; are you heading for Carson, too?” “I am, he answered, “going to meet a friend from the East.” I asked him to hitch his horses on behind and ride in with me. Without replying he dismounted and, after hitching his horses on to the back of the huckboard. he joined me on the seat. His reference to a friend from the East aroused me with interest, for anyone from the East attracted considerable attention around Car-son. but in spite of my inquiries I could learn nothing further. As we rode on together, my liking for the stranger increased at rapid bounds. For a while we rode in silence, then the stranger, whose name I had learned was Joe Allen, l egan: Partner. he says, “I believe you are a pretty good judge of human nature. I want to tell you a part of my past and get you to tell me. as a friend, exactly what you think of me. I lows that I was a purtv fair jedge, so he begins: Sixty-Two WaHwaHta See I am in love with a woman.” he says, “but that is not the worst; she is married and although her husband is a drunkard and a villain, at the l est, that does not relieve the situation. So because of the small remnant of manhood I had left. I came West to try to forget it. “But I could not entirely forget,” he continued, “I had built a neat little log cabin up in the hills, and I have worked for almost a year to make it as beautiful and comfortable as |x ssil le. and I have succeeded to a certain extent. You may ask why 1 have done this; well, I will tell you. Tomorrow at noon, the woman of whom 1 have spoken, will arrive in Carson, and I will take her to my cabin in the hills. He paused in his s| eech as if awaiting my judgment, but after a moment he asked: “Well, tell me. as a friend, what you think of me? I recken,” I says, when I at last found my voice, it would be purty hard fer me t' tell you exactly what I think of you, but I recken I can tell you one thing about this stunt you air about to pull off; it's about as low down a stunt as I ever heard of.” He just smiled and says: Well, lie at the train tomorrow, and after you see her. maybe you won't feel that way.” I recken I don't care t' meet no sech woman. I says. But nevertheless, when the train came in the next day. I went to the station. Mr. Allen was standing by the car steps, and as I approached, a feminine form, clad in a traveling suit and carrying a traveling bag. appeared on the platform. She flew down the steps, into Mr. Allen’s welcome arms, and, the traveling bag being forgotten, was dropped near the car. During the next five minutes I occupied myself by recovering the dropped bag and forgiving Mr. Allen all the things I had thought of him. At last Mr. Allen called to me, and I approached with unwilling steps, for I felt out of place. “Mr. Scott.” he says, calling me by my lawful name. “I want you to meet Mrs. Allen, my wife; she is the woman I love, and I am the villainous husband, who I think has completely reformed. Landis Jenkins. '24. Sixty-Three WaHwaHta See An Athlete, eh, What? 1 paused to consider; ves, indeed, I must become an athlete. If I did not. my life would Ik- ruined, simply ruined! Hadn't Margie said that she would never marry anything but an athlete? Of course I knew Margie loved me—how could she help it?—but she had this ridiculous notion firmly fixed in her mind, and 1 knew it was impossible to dislodge it. Yes, truly, I must endeavor to please her. Then also it was unfair to the good old university to allow such undignified bores as now played on most of the teams, to represent her. But what form of s]H rt would suit me best? Of course it was out of the question for me to make myself ludicrous by gamboling on the diamond like those rowdies, Sam and l orn. Really, I might muss my hair, you know, and besides, the season was almost here and even a man possessed with a superior mind and extraordinary ingenuity must have •practice. After several hours of concentrated study and research, I decided upon a si ort that would suit me—a game that was dignified and at the same time vigorous and exhilarating. Having decided, 1 at once set out to make myself an expert, or what the “vulgar” might term a star. Kverv night I practiced in the “Y building. At first my moves were slow and |xmderous, without object, hut as time progressed my touch became light, and my mind worked with lightning-like rapidity. When the days grew shorter, and winter came, 1 tried for the team and made it. Of course this did not in the least surprise me—as I usually attained the goal that I set for myself. It pays to be |)ossessed with what one might term a superior brain, don't you know. The team won game after game, and at last the time came when we were to play Underwood College for the championship of the West. Now, I had kept the fact that I had made the team, from Margie. This had not been difficult, as she had been away at school. Luckily, however, she came home for the big game. I took her to the gym at the “Y” where this affair was staged, and left her with a party of girls, on the pretext of speaking to a member of the team. 1 saw Margie’s surprise when I entered with the team, and this inspired me throughout the evening. The game was fast and furious, but through it all my movements were swift and sure. Due entirely to my superior playing, we won again. The crowd cheered me as I left the gym, and I could see Margie’s enraptured face in the midst of the throng. That night I proposed to her, and was accepted, as, of course, I knew I would be. As I kissed her good-night, she exclaimed: “Only think, dear, it was my very own brave, sweet boy, who won that thrilling game of—checkers. Roy G. Rosell, '23. Sixty-Four WaHwaHt See Seniors As They Are and Will Be Name Noted For Probable F'ate Pearl Ellis Good Sport Poultry Specialist Elizabeth Johnston Grace Clog Dancer Merle Jackson Style Farmer's Better Half Talvin Coward Youthfulness Ancient Mariner Margaret Hills Flapperism Zicgficld F'ollics Ellsworth VVciher Original Slang Organ Grinder Florence Jefferies Auburn Hair Somebody's Wife Robert Igoti Athletic Build Mule Trainer Roy Rosell Human Dumbbell Caddy Kathryn Sheldon Eyes Salvation Army Lcland Recker Class President Janitor Mary Smith Religion Cabaret Dancer Harold Haskell Love Affairs Rodolph Valentino II Anna Belle Stcffec Timidness Tayjor-ess Willard Boland Lack of Speed Chair Tester for Furniture Company Ben Wasmund Snappy Styles Beau Brummel Louise Harris Innocence Bartender Samuel Moore Gift of Gab Dress Designer Hazel Newman Brains ( ?) Overseer of City Dump Henry Brakmann Bashfulness Bootlegger or Preacher Marcella Gillespcy Blonde Beauty Peroxide Drummer Kathryn Lee Childishness Kindergarten Teacher Peggy Race Voice Auctioneer Reba Mann False Face Bandit Virginia Leps Pride Laundress Mary Leasure Her Absence Lord Knows Charles Leonard Dates Seamstress Elsie Klemm Tongue Exercising Book Agent Bert Seymour Teacher's Pet Fort Leavenworth Senior Class Chewing Gum Demonstrators for Wrigley’s. Sixty- Fhv W a H w a Ht See “Patty Makes Things Hum” Presented by Class of 1923 Cast Captain Braithwaite, who was not so slow, after all____________Roy Rosell Captain Little, who had a little misunderstanding_________Charles Leonard Mr. Greene, who played the host_____________________________Leland Recker Mr. Smith, a neighbor worth while________________________Ellsworth Weiher Mrs. Smith, who proved herself a true friend____________________Pearl Ellis Mrs. Greene, who entertained under difficulties______________Elsie Klenim Patty Little, who managed to make things hum_____________________Katy Lee Helen Braithwaite, a sweet, dignified English girl________Mary Leasure Hope Dunbar, who is still hoping_____________________________Merle Jackson Hyacinth, a loquacious colored maid__________________________Peggy Race Synopsis Mrs. Greene ordains a dinner party; the lobsters don't come; Mr. Greene forgets all about tbe event; the “accommodator” is sick, and the hostess' sixteen-year-old sister. Patty, expelled from school, turns up very greatly undesired, as a last straw. Well, Xora is borrowed to do the cooking, and Patty is sent to bed to get rid of her; but she turns up later, to her sister's horror, in the character of a waitress, serves the dinner, flirts with the guest of honor anti has a good time generally under her sister’s helpless eye. She raises tbe dickens with everybody anti ends by getting engaged to the guest of honor. Speciai.ties “Syncopate —Harriet Tracy anti Chorus. Gee, but 1 Hate to Go Home Alone —Harriet Tracy anti Chorus. Chorus Girls—Louise Harris, Mary Smith, Marcella Gillesj ey, Bess Xewman, Ruth Cramer, Virginia Leps, Reba Mann. Hazel Newman, Helen Henderson, Annie Belle Steffee. Sixty-Six WaHwaHt See “Am I Intruding?” Presented by C lass of 1923 Cast Mrs. Hastings, the housekee])er_____________________________Pearl Ellis Blair Hoover, the adventurer______________________________________Henry Brakmann Earnest Rathbum, Jane’s secretary___________________________________Ben VVasnumd Marjory Vare, the elder daughter_____________________Marcella Gillespey Dickie Waldron, a romanticist__________________________Leland Recker Mona, a maid____________________________________________Elsie Klemm Horace Vare, the father_______________________________Willard Boland Violet Vare, the younger daughter___________________________Katy Lee Dora, a friend of Vi's__________________________________Merle Jackson Peter, devoted to Vi____________________________________Wyatt Orchard Gerald Mays, Jerry, from Sage Creek_________________Ellsworth Weiher Jane, Vare’s niece____________________________________Margaret Hills Synopsis The action hinges around the efforts of Horace Vare. a wealthy business man, to keep from being frozen out of the Bluebird Motors Corporation, in which he is a heavy stockholder. Blair Hoover, an adventurer, acquires some notes of Vare's when the latter is short of cash, and threatens to ruin him unless he will sell his Bluebird stock at a low figure. Vare has been forced into a tight corner financially, when Jerry, eccentric son of his comrade of years ago. appears on the scene. Jerry is a regular rustic tornado, and sets out not only to save the stock for Vare. but to win Vare’s daughter for himself. Jerry arrives fresh from Sage Creek, by heck, and is about as much at home in the palatial Vare household as a bull in a china shop. Besides his whirlwind courtship of Margie, Jerry furnishes much amusement for Margie’s slangy young sister, Vi, and the latter's bosom friend, Dora, who is “tho dithcouraged over her love affairth.” And he upsets the stately demeanor of Vare’s studious niece, Jane, and her serious-minded secretary. Earnest. Meanwhile, he wins the admiration of Dickie Waldron, who is busy raising a mustache, and of Peter. Vi’s schoolboy sweetheart. He flees from the winning wiles of Mona, the pert little French maid, and keeps his eagle eye on Mrs. Hastings, the mysterious woman in black. Sixty-Seven WaHwaHt See “Sis” and Her Beaux It was one of Florida’s most beautiful moonlight nights, and the orange blossoms were sending forth their sweet perfume far and wide, for it was spring. Now. here comes a secret. Out under the most romantic little arbor of pink roses sat “Sis’ (as she was commonly called), in her simple gray dress, with her suitor, the Strawberry Blonde, who was telling her the same old stun- as he had done many times before. For many a night had the Strawberry Blonde stood out under the orange blossoms singing to her most wonderful songs of love, and begging and pleading for her to come out and join him; then once, out of the door, down the steps and along the path. “Sis” came out to meet him. But “Sis” had long since ceased to believe in him. for she had perfect evidence of his being a terrible flirt. The flirt (as we shall call Strawberry Blonde) asked “Sis” to go with him for a little stroll, and it was on the “little stroll” that they found this romantic arl or of roses. “Sis” had become so very bored with his fickle remarks on love she longed to escape, but realized it was hopeless, so she suggested walking about a bit. lie pretended to l� e delighted, although it interfered slightly with his plans. On their walk, suddenly she heard a voice of her old faith fid lover, dark, handsome Toni, whom she hadn’t seen for many weeks; so away she ran from the Strawberry Blonde and to her lover she flew. Then, honk! honk!! blew an auto horn; cats ran for their lives. Now don’t he surprised, for “Sis,” our heroine, was only an ordinary cat. and Strawberry Blonde, a yellow cat. while Tom. the hero, a beautiful black cat. who had been away for a long time, as his owner had heard that black cats were bad luck, and had driven him off; but as cats will, he has returned, much to the joy of “Sis.” Nelxe Steinmeyer. ’24. Thr=r=r=r=ills They stood together in the garden, their forms clearly outlined against the dark foliage. His arms were tenderly about her—she looked up into his eyes—their eyes met—neither spoke, yet she seemed to understand the unasked question, and he. gazing into the depths of her clear eyes, read the answer. The moon rose slowly and peeped daringly out from its screen of willows, only the plaintive cooing of a dove broke the stillness—the odor of honeysuckle floated on the soft spring air. “Ah,” thought they, “that we might stand thus forever!” But—it was not to he— A heavy step approached, the trees w'ere parted and a man in immaculate evening attire—with the exception of a powder-smeared shoulder—stepped out. Looking down at his shoulder he murmured, “She’s ruined my new dress suit; love makes me sick.” And in his unmanly wrath he fiercely hurled a small stone at our hero, who swayed and slowly crumpled in a mass on the garden walk. “There.” sighed the brutal young man; “Love’s all bunk and that statue always made me sick. Sixty-Eight WaHwaHt See d = l_EZ 17} = 7 naai j s jn 1 wov | Tu s | Wgp ItiqwsItri 1 Sat. Isu I 3 PTrMRf -------- 5t n oprv� c« t o,of bot . T0 Tx Vi6ir« igv� , -- P« l� M S Jf t S Oi« l T«IM , W M� 4 M • i t V of Tav T(fS J ' T • M , v A wp TNC'f M. S V T t'A. 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S is- frB«il ”Te — v Swiw uliftt T«A V� (Vo 5 To p 4 1.1. � Af S � .� « � v Tm« a «ATfST O60� f !of TM Y ?Aa Fo Wa H wa HTa 5ec OA e TlVlO V K� 4 t — Je'Ai ion, y L A y C 0 V «yv C e VA e V T QftAOvJATlOV Th e Sca io a £tA tS o ’3J 3 � O T e H� 6H School A a O To I? w« LL VC VI V � o 1 V � I Seventy-Two WaHwaHt See Seventy- Three WaH aHt See Margaret H. (to Sam)—Run along. Sonny, I'm saving my kisses. Sam—Then let me add to your collection. Bill, the Soda Jerker—You've got to pay for that dope. Roy Rosell—My word—! B., the S. J.—Lord, no—I want cash. “This is to deep for me, mumbled Prof. Long as he fell into a deep hole. “Well, I’ll be dammed! said the babbling brook as the fat girl fell o T the bridge into the water. Leland, the W ise—Take my advice, never kiss a girl on the forehead. Sam. the Ignorant—Why not? L., the W.—You’re liable to get a bang on the mouth. Though they had never met B4, What cause had she 2 care? She loved him ioderly, because He was a 1 .ooo.oooair. —Ex. Sam—Just one kiss before I leave. Harriet—No, we haven't time; father will be home in an hour. Elsie (at the theatre)—Let’s sit in a box, Katy. Katy—What do you want to get a box for when there are plenty of seats? VVeiher—Do you know that fellow over there? Brakmann—Yeh—he sleeps next to me in History. Igou—When are you going to let me kiss you? Mary—Come around Friday, that's amateur night. Roy—Did Katy’s dad invite you to call again? Weiher—Nope—dared me to. Brakmann—Do you want to see two cute little devils? Weiher—Yeh. Brakmann—Go to hell. Seventy-Four WaHwaHta See Miss Tribble—What is AsjOa? Harriet—Er—I have it on the tip of my tongue— Miss Tribble—Then spit it out—it's arsenic! Mr. Boland—Willard, don’t you ever get tired of Ijeing lazy and doing nothing? Flat—Yell—but then I rest up again. Weiher—Woman's finer nature is shown by her love for animals. Brakmann—Yes. of course, they never rest until they have a dog. a cat, or a husband around the house. Mother—Roy, how often have I told you not to pick your teeth with your fingers? Roy—S all right mother, I cleaned them this morning. Olive—Why did you lead me out here? Igou—So I could talk to you. Olive—Let's go back and dance. Weiher—Hasn't that girl a kind face? Brakmann—Yeh—a funny kind. Roy—If I keep on telling you that I love you, you might believe me. Peggy—So might you. Maurice—Shall we love and kiss and jest? Amelia—Let’s not jest now. Weiher—How did you come out on your exams? Brakmann—I knocked 'em cold. Weiher—How's that? Brakmann—Got zero! Henry—Dear, you look splendid tonight! Elsie—Really, you’re not flattering me? Henry—It’s true! Why—I swear I hardly recognized you. Katy—Oh. Ellsworth, my teeth are getting cold. Weiher—Well, why don't you put them in your pocket? Merle (from upstairs)—Is that you, Dick? Dick—Who the heck were you expecting? Seienty-Five WaHvnaHt See In 1980 . I).—“Officer, arrest that man; I believe he is thinking of smoking.”—Ex. Junior—How did your play turn out? Senior—Everybody turned and walked out. “This is the first time I have ever smoked, she said as she blew smoke rings in the air.—Ex. Soph—Did you ever take chloroform? Fresh—Xo; what hour does it come? A perfect bore is Jimmie Blisses, He asks consent Me fore he kisses. —Ex. Helen—You know Maurice has a wonderfully magnetic person-ality ? Olive—Yes, so I’ve noticed. He drew me to him last night. First Cockroach—Hey there! What’s your hurry? Is there a fire? Second Cockroach (rushing along the line on a Grapenut package) —Fool! Can't you read? It says, Tear along this line! Lecturer (at Chautauqua)—The pangs of hunger can momentarily be allayed by tightening the belt. Hazel—But what can a poor girl do? Charles—I thought our engagement was to he a secret? Pearl—It was, but Merle said that no fool would ever marry me. so I had to tell her about you. If a girl doesn't bawl you out when you are late, don't kid yourself; she propably doesn’t care enough to bother. Harriet—Say, Katy, have you read “The Sheik? Katy—No, hut he sure was some horseman, wasn't he? l ather—Mary, is that young man there yet? Mary—No. father, hut lie’s getting there. I ourist—Been living here all your life, son? Igou—No sir, not vet. Seventy-Six WaHv aHt See We’d like to tell you the story about the crude oil. but it isn't refined. We would like to pull that joke about the mouse trap, but it's too snappy to tell.—Ex. Mr. Smith—What is your favorite hymn, Mary? Mary—The one you chased home last night. Willard—1 certainly do love to dance. Peggy—So do I. Willard—Shake. Marcella—How does my nose look, dear—does it need powder? Wyatt (absent-mindedly)—No. dear, it's immense—simply immense. Miss Martin—Pall Mall is pronounced as pel melcan anyone tell me what it means? Katy and Merle (in one voice)—Cigarettes! Weiher (in Anderson's)—How much is your nitrate of soda? Pill the Soda lerker—Just the same as the day rate. Heard at the Grand one night: Pearl—Ooh! Look at the bamboo! as a chimpanzee was shown. I.eland—That ain’t no bamboo—that's a boomerang. Weiher—What do you expect to be when you get out of college? Prakmann—An old man. Weiher—You know last year the doctor told me if I didn t stop smoking I would become feeble-minded. Margaret H.—Well, why didn't you stop? Mr. Hodge—Talvin, did you take a bath this morning? Talvin—No. is there one missing? Pearl—Pm just wild about a yacht. Maurice—Er, how do you act on a motorboat? Marv Leasure—Yes, mother. I.eland did kiss me last night. P ut I sure sat on him for it. “That bane a yoke on me. said the Swede as the egg spattered down his shirt front.—Ex. Seventy-Seven W a H wa Htpi See Igou—Would you scream if I kissed you? Mary—Well, I wouldn’t want to frighten mother. Miss Alligood—Merle, your recitation reminds me of Quebec. Merle—How come? Miss A.—Built on a bluff. Brakmann—Have you ever been pinched for going too fast? Weiher—No, but I’ve been slapped. Teacher—Now take this sentence. “Let the cow out of the lot. What mood? Elsie—The cow. Prof. Long—That man is the ugliest man I ever saw. Mrs. Long—Hush, dear, you forget yourself. Mrs. Martin—Who wrote “Home, Sweet Home?” Henry—Who wrote it ? I thought that was something you hung on the wall. Miss Backster (in French)—Continue the translation. Robert. Robert—You are crazy, my dear—. Fresh—I kissed my girl on the chin last night. Soph—What did she say? Fresh—Heaven’s above!—Ex. Prof. Hodges (grabbing Leland)—I believe the devil has a hold on you. Leland—So do I Miss Backster (in Psychology)—You shouldn't pity a man whose family is suffering from starvation, what should you do? Henry—Get his wife a job. Miss Tribble—Late again! Freshie—Not a word, Miss Tribble, so am I. Mrs. Martin—Did you read Emerson’s Essays on Circles? Senior—No, I didn't get around to it. Igou (after first scrimmage)—Who kicked me? Shelly—That’s all right, it was a foul. Igou—Foul nothing, it was a mule. (He ought to know.) Sevtnly-Eight WaHwaHtp, See Charles—You’re three quarters of an hour late. hat do you mean by keeping me standing around like a fool ? Pearl—1 can't help the way you stand. Miss Alligood—Having more than one wife is bigamy. Somebody—What do you call it when they only have one wife? Henry—Must be monotony. Men—Why are you afraid to let me kiss you? Marcella—1 might like it. Weiher—How long can a man live without brains? Brakmann—You ought to know. Roy—Do you want to see something sw ell ? Mary—Yes. Roy—Put a s| onge in water. Miss Alligood (in History)—This morning a rat came in the room and hid by my desk where I was sitting. Wyatt—They always hide near a piece of cheese. Recker—I took Pearl home from the movies last night and stole a kiss. Rosell—W hat did she say. Recker—There is still hope for the wicked. Willard (broke in Tampa)—W’ill you give me a few | ennies for a bed? Some Jew—Sure; where is the bed? Annie Houston—Remember. Talvin. I always love like this. She sighed as she cuddled closer to him. Talvin—So I've heard—so I've heard. Sam Moore says his prayers once a year, on New Year's night, after that he jumps in bed and says Ditto. Maurice—Be frank now, and tell me when you want me to go home. Amelia—Let's not discuss the past. Miss Tribble—Can you tell me anything at all about prussic acid? Kenneth Recker—Yes, ma’am; it is deadly poisonous; one drop on your tongue would kill a dog. Sevtnty-Xinc WaHwaHt ee Katy (watching pole vault)—Just think how much higher he could go if he didn't have to carry that stick. Shelly—Igou, did that mustard plaster do your back any good ? Igou—Yes. hut it sure does bite the tongue. Ihhis—Last night Willard tried to put his arm around me six times. Some arm! Doctor—Hen is all right; all he needs is a little soap and water. Anxious Mother—Before or after meals? Keeker—When are you going to invest in a new suit ? Sam—When the dogs start barking at me. Igou. the Town Cut-l’p (to deaf old man)—Merry Christmas, you old fool! Deaf Old Man—Same to you, sonny, same to you. Pearl—You ought to give up smoking, it affects the heart. Charles—By that reasoning, 1 ought to give you up, too. Brakmann—Weiher, what’s that that is buzzing around my head? Weiher—That’s a horse-fly. Brakmann—A horse-fly—what’s that? Weiher—A fly that is always flying around horses. Brakmann—You don't mean to insinuate that I'm a horse? Weiher—Xo; but you can't fool a horse-fly! Charles (rather excited)—Mum mum-Mister Ellis, your daughter. Pearl, is going to be my wife, and— Mr. Ellis—Well, dad burn it. don’t come to me for sympathy, I've already got a sick horse on my hands! Weiher—W hen I kissed her I smelled tobacco on her lips. Brakmann—Do you object to kissing a girl who smokes? Weiher—Xo. but she doesn’t smoke. Shelly—See here. Igou, you've got to take your training more seriously; you seem to think basket ball's a game! Miss Backster—Wake that fellow next to you, Leland, will you? Iceland—Ah, do it yourself—you put him to sleep. Eighty WaHvnaHt See Miss Tribble—What’s Darwin's theory? Gerald—Monkey business. Miss Martin (after several failures to answer a question)—Next. Willard (just waking up)—Shave and a hair-cut. Ldand—I s|x nt the evening with the one I love the l est in all the world. Henry—Didn't you get tired of being alone? Miss Martin—Did you ever read “To a Bumblebee? Elsie—No; how do you make them listen? Wyatt—That boil on your forehead must be very annoying. Marcell—Oh no. it’s next to nothing. Weiher—Are you doing anything this evening? Katy—No, nothing at all. Weiher—What a waste of time! Dumb—Did Abe win the race? Bell—Oy, py a nose. Dumb—Oi, vat a runner dat boy is!—Ex. Pearl—My, but you're doggy. Charles—Sh-s, don’t lx- catty. Pearl—C'mon, let’s make puppy love. Charles—Naw, that would lx piggish. But they did. and she led him like a lamb to the slaughter. Mary—Igou's so conceited. He called me a man-hater lxcause I said I didn't like him. Peggv—Isn’t it cold? Willard— -h-uh. Peggv—Isn’t it ? Willard—A-h-uh. Peggv—Will some one please ring this dumbbell? Mary—Are you sure your arm is where it belongs? Weiher—Why—er. it's not even touching you. Mary—I know it. Roy—I have a broad acquaintance in the city. Sam—Yes. I saw you out with her last night. Eighty-One W a H w a Ht See Willard—I beat a teacher up today. Sam—How’s that? Willard—Passed her on the stairs. Leland—What are all those holes in the floor? Katv—Knot holes. I.eland—They are. Roy—How is the world treating you? Sam—Very seldom. Her bather—My daughter, sir. sprang from a long line of peer The Lover—Well. 1 jumped off a clock once myself.—Ex. Sophomore—Some terrible things can be caught from kissing. Second Soph.—Right, you ought to see the poor fish my sister caught.—Ex. Miss Backster—In some countries marriages are civil and in some religious. Sam—Some are civil and some are uncivil. Miss Alligood—The Mexican war ended with the treaty of Guado-loupe Hidalago. Henry—That's enough to start another war. Miss Backster (speaking about foreign laborers) — A Belgian lace-maker would be of little value in a shoe factory. Willard Boland (brilliantly)—He could lace shoes! She—Stop this moment or I’ll get out and walk! He—But Mary— She—Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? And after I’ve known you so long, too! He—But— She—Yoti needn't explain; you’re not a gentleman. He—But this horse won't go unless I whip him.—Ex. Miss Alligood—What was the most important party in 1846? Charles I..—The Boston lea Party. Senior—Do you know that you are the flower of your family? Junior—No—why ? Senior—Bloomin’ idiot. Eighty-Two W A H v v a HTf EE Miss Alligood—What was the first act of Wilson's administration? Sam—His Inaugural Address. Miss Backster—I once had a friend connected with the insane asylum. (We wonder in what way.) Miss Alligood (to Louise, who had Ireen absent for several days) We’re very glad to see you back, Louise. Did you bring your Literary Digest money? Weiher—You look cold, Harriet; shall 1 take my coat off and put it around you? Harriet—You may put your coat around me, but I—er—see no reason to take it off. I went to a fountain with Mary, And met with an awful mishap; For I awkwardly emptied a bottle Of soda all over her lap. But Mary was gentle and gracious, (There are few so tactful as she). For, smiling with perfect composure, Said sweetly. The drinks are on me. Miss Backster—A mark is worth—now let me see— Henry—About a million rubles. Miss Alligood—What was the |x pulation of Smyrna? Henry (just waking up)—About a million dollars. Bill, the Soda Jerker—What kind of toothbrush do you want? Willard Boland—Well, give me a big one; there are eight in our family. Miss Backster—A man and wife were such constant acquaintance that they began to look alike. Henry—The same old sour look. Policeman (to disturbing singer)—oung man, you must accompany me. Roy Rosell—Awright, offisher: what 11 you sing.' Miss A.—What land was added in 1845? Robert I.—Texas. M iss A.—What date? Class—Ha—Ha— Eighty-Tlirte WaHwaHt Seb Student—Wilson really didn't appeal to the masses. I.eland—Then how did he get elected ? Henry—By majority of vote. Miss B. (in Psychology)—Can you explain why some pupils make 95 and some only 75 on exams? Henry—Some are slicker than others. hen our “Dauntless was elected. He thought he was in Dutch, He took the floor reluctantly, And thanked us “many much.” Miss Backster—If you heard a strange noise you might imagine it to be most anything. Henry—It might he the stove going out. Miss B.—Germany is trying to get back to the old methods of barter. Henry—You could take a potato and go to the movies. Dick (to Charles, as train is pulling out)—I know she loves me. Why, she came down to the station to see me off. Charles—Bushwah! She just wanted to he sure you were leaving town. • Mr. Harris—How is it that I find you kissing my daughter, sir? Sam—I don't know, sir. unless it's that you wear rubber heels. Landis Jenkins—Miss Norton, there's a big spider on the ceiling. Miss Norton (busy at work )—Well, step on it. Maurice—But, my dear, you know the old proverb, “Love is blind.’ Helen—Yes. but the neighbors aren't, so pull down the shades. Marcella—You should change your style of dancing. Wyatt—In what way? Marcella—Step on my left foot occasionally. Talvin (with malice)—Something is the matter with this car; I guess we will have to stop. Margaret (innocently)—Your clutch is slipping. Talvin (more maliciously)—As soon as we stop, I will attend to that. Highty-Four WaHwaHta See They sat on the piano liench. Play with both hands,” she suggested. And her mother wondered why the music stopped altogether.—Ex. Breathless Visitor—Doctor, can you help me? My name is Igou— Doctor—No, I'm sorry; I simply can t do anything for that. Katy (in theater)—Daddy, when do all the Indians come in? Daddy—Why, there are no Indians in this show. Katy—Well, then, who scalped all the men in the front row? Short Lived Popularity I don't like boys, yet they take me everywhere—to dances, to parties and even to school. They dutch me. they press and squeeze me. They get all the enjoyment they can out of me and then throw me away. Sometimes I am picked up, but 1 am always cast aside in the end. Why should they take advantage of me so? They know I am helpless and unprotected, but what can I expect? I am only a cigarette.—Ex. Leland—You look awfully good in that snapshot. Katy—I ought to—Pap was looking right at me when it was taken. Willard—That man is wanted in Tampa. Igou—What for? Willard—He's a crook. Igou—Why do they want any more crooks in Tampa? Butcher—Do you want this meat for a stew? Prof. Long—No, I want it for my wife. Sam—I'm an electrician. Last night at Harriet's the fuse blew out. Guess who fixed it? Me! Igou—Huh! You’re no electrician. You're an idiot. Miss Norton (during Trig. Exam.)—Do you generally have your book open during examinations? Willard (taken unawares)—Yes, ma'am; I generally try to. Weiher—There goes that boob. Igou. He flunked every final. Recker—-He’s no boob. Weiher—How come? Recker—He insured himself at L. L. Davis’ for $5.00 against flunking, and then spent his cramming time at the movies. Eighty-Fhe WaH W A Ht( See CA tC - e ATe rc, V njf Usavc Hn � r. A A v a !! Eighty-Six WaHwaHtpi See yADVEHTIS E.WEWT5 Eighty-Seven F. E. WILLIAMSON. M«r. D. F. WILLIAMSON. Sec y. GRAND THEATRE THE HOUSE OF HIGH CLASS FEATURE PICTURES SHOWING ONLY HIGH CLASS FIRST RUN FEATURE PICTURES IN KEEPING WITH THE HIGH STANDARDS OF WINTER HAVEN AND THE WINTER HAVEN HIGH SCHOOL FLORIDA CHIEF COMPLIMENTS OF A. B. COKER 7 he .alee Region Newspaper Printing of Quality and the Service You Like Real Estate FLORIDA CHIEF PUBLISHING CO. Winter liaven, Florida Eighty-Eight Every Photograph, and Every Article of Merchandise from this Studio is Guaranteed to be Absolutely Satisfactory. YOU ARE TO BE THE JUDGE 1911 - R. E. Dahlgren - 1923 PORTRAIT AND COMMERCIAL PHOTOGRAPHER On Sixth Street - Next to City Hall Winter Haven, Florida Kodak Films, Picture Framing, Views of Winter Haven and Kodak Finishing Eighty-Nine ft —== - . ■= IgOll IgOll The Gem Cafe DEALER IN THE PLACE TO EAT” Live Stock Short Orders Regular Dinner AND All Kinds of Feed Wm. Francis Prop. Fisher’s Shoe Shop BAILEY Sole Agent of Sanitary Barber Shop W. L. DOUGLAS 717 East Park St. FIRST CLASS WORKMEN Shoes for Men, Boys Hair Cutting, Shampooing, and and Ladies Massaging a Specialty FINE REPAIRING A trial will convince you J. A. MANN WINTER HAVEN BATTERY SERVICE Plumbin'; Heating Recharging and Repairing Agent for II Office Phone 200 ElibC Residence Phone 31 The Life-Long Battery Ninety 1'lie Winter Haven The Most of the Best for the Least ” A COMPLETE LINE OF FRUIT AND CANDY STORE FANCY GROCERIES FOR LESS Zembillas Co. Self Service Grocery Phone 134 Geo. W, Phi Mips East Side Grocery We carry a complete line of pure candy at all times for the School Kiddies Also we have a good line of Fancy and Staple Groceries H. N. FLACK Prop. Florence Grocery Company Groceries and Fresh Meats “li e Solicit Your Trade Florence Villa, Florida Ninety-One OFFICERS DIRECTORS John L. Fonts, President John L. Fonts. W. M. Hampton YV. Fred Hutchinson, tsi Vice-Pres. W. F. Hutchinson, Don Register W. M. Hampton, 2nd I'iee-Pres. A. M. Tilden S. E. Page. Cashier When in Need of Bunkiii”; Service Make our Bank vour Bank FIRST STATE BANK WINTER HAVEN FLORIDA All Deposits Insured Johnston Vulcanizing Tire Co. HOME OF HOOD TIRES —QUALITY VULCANIZING Winter Haven, Florida Phone Service Quick Service Scott Morris Mausoleum Company DESIGNERS AND BUILDERS OF MODERN MAUSOLEUMS SOLE OWNERS NICHOLS SYSTEM OF SANITATION Winter Haven, Florida M. C. WARE Mortician J. ALYN SMITH MRS. J. ALYN SMITH, Lady Assistant Winter Haven, Florida --- -- - = = Ninety-Two Bourn Beautiful Comfortable HOMES The Grocer Let us help you with your Furnishing Problems in FLOOR COVERINGS. DRAPERIES Husy lllock FURNISHINGS Fancy and Staple Groceries FOR ALL ROOMS Big Line of Gandies Lakes and Gold Drinks for the ROBERTS BALFOUR Ilia'll School Students PHONE 19 Phone 197 Hardware Furniture Perrin 6? Thompson The Growers and Shippers of ORANGES AND GRAPEFRUIT Florence Villa Direct from Grower to Consumer P. O. BOX sis Florence Villa, Florida WINTER HAVEN, FLA. CHRIST'S Pickett Motor Company REPAIR SHOP W. F. PICKETT. Mgr. Automotive Mechanics Hudson, Essex, Willys-Knight and Overland WINTER HAVEN. FLORIDA Agents Accessories Ninety-Three - — ='-ft Glen Trees ” Glen Saint Mary Nurseries Company Winter Haven Florida FOR REAL ESTATE COMPLIMENTS FIRE INSURANCE of OR BONDS CONSULT L. L. Davis John Touchton INSURANCE Sdwedland Company S. H. Woods, M. D. Sanitary Plumbing PHARMACIST SHEET METAL WORKS Repairing Promptly Attended to PHONE Pure Drugs Toilet Goods Fine Stationery Office 157 Residence 33 Green Ansco Camera and Films Ninety-Four Lake Alfred Garage ( INCORPORATED I Service and Repair Department Complete in Every Respect Store Your Car with us for the Reasonable Summer Rates Lake Alfred Florida Central Garage Chandler and Dodge Cars Tires, Tubes and Accessories Repairs of all Kinds Complete Machine Shop Cylinder Grinding ACTION Is the Connecting Link Between Resolve and Accomplishment. Resolve today to make Possible your College Career By opening a savings account at THE NATIONAL BANK of Winter Haven, Florida Ninety-Five Compliments of A. M. Klemm Son Growers and Shippers of Oranges and Grapefruit Winter Haven Florida Wahrhausen’s Bread Eat More Bread It is your best food C. J. Runkle Grocery Meat Market “The Home of Good Eats” Quality First Then Service Free Delivery—Phone 59 Ninety-Six Scorn e’S DRUGS “Sweetly yours” HOLLINGSWORTH CANDIES COMPLIMENTS OF The Miller Grocery Company SEE US FOR High Class Citrus Groves Undevelojwd Lands and Unexcelled Home Sites The Fruitlands Co. Lake Alfred, Fla. Compliments of W. K Coleman Ninety-Seven B. W. Hardware Co. Headquarters for PROMPT SERVICE HIGH QUALITY FAIR PRICES Building Materials Lucas Paints and Varnishes Ranges and Kitchen Furnishings Buy Your Gardening Implements from Us B. W. Hardware Go. The Service Store Seymour-Craig Co. LUMBER and MILLWORK Winter Haven Florida Starr Lake Groves The Best Buy in the Best Citrus Section of the State Sold in 10-Acre Units. Cash or terms. Get a revenue-producing grove grown by an experienced orange grower. Old orange growers arc buying. Bank references. See us now and get first selection. JOHN A. SNIVELY Box 398 Winter Haven, Florida i Ninety-Eight Houstoun Hardware Company Winter Haven, Florida Where you always buy right No matter what you buy IF IT'S HARDWARE HOUSTOUN HAS IT COMPLIMENTS OF Week’s Mercantile Company W. J. Touch ton ATTORNEY=AT=LAW Accessories, Gas and Oil QUICK SERVICE TIRE CO. Seiberling and Perfection Cord and Fabric Tires Free Road Service Opposite P. O. Telephone 202 J. B. GARRETT, Mgr. Where you buy it for less CITIZEN'S SUPPLY CO. (INCORPORATED) Quality-Service Cleanliness - - Price If in need of HOSIERY, SHOES, HATS and DRY GOODS LEVY’S STORE =£ Ninety-Nine COMPLIMENTS TO A REAL CLASS in A HIGH CLASS SCHOOL from A REAL DRUG STORE in A REAL TOWN Anderson Drug Co. Winter Haven. Florida Schnarr's Standard Sprays ESTABLISHED 1906 I l Pays Io Use the Best” PATRONIZE The Electric Shoe Shop Just around corner from Post Office This is the oldest established Shoe Repair Shop in Polk County OCR PRICES ARE REASONABLE Furniture That Lasts PHONE 97 - PHONE 97 Hart £? Wallace Furniture Co. “Everything for the Home” ■ -nmaT. One Hundred LTll Like the Haven We want to make “The Haven everything the name implies and are going to do everything we can to justify your making this place “your meeting place. You must lie satisfied or we do not want your money. Our stock is always fresh. Cold Drinks, Cigars, Candies, and real Home-Made Sandwiches. Cakes, Pies and Dainties. We invite you and your suggestions. We appreciate lioth. School children especially welcome. Winter Haven Mercantile Company Winter Haven's Quality Store THE WINTER HAVEN, FLA. PHONE 240 Compliments to The Class of 1923 from the Stetson Hats Hart Schaffner Marx Clothes Walk Over Shoes Ladies Wearing Apparel One Hundred One ‘4 The Variety Store Dry goods. Shoes, Notions, Etc. Ladies and Gents Furnishings J. ii. MILLS COMPANY j 44We Serve to Satisfy” j W. P. Yonally Arden Toilet Articles AUTHORIZED DEALER Marinello Beauty LINCOLN Parlor MRS. ED. NORMAN, Prop. FORDSON Cars - Trucks - Tractors Phone 183 Red Winter Haven Winter Haven Florida Florida One Hundred Two Compliments Lake Alfred State Bank of Lake Alfred Florida Winter Haven Planing Mills COMPLIMENTS of BUILDING MATERIALS Rogers Furniture Company Phone 129 New and Second-hand Furniture Keefe's Cafeteria COMPLIMENTS of “ As Usual” DAVIS and ROBERTS Get Gas A. W. Oakes PARK SERVICE STATION J. A. COLE, Prop. Service that Satisfies Evcrthing for the Automobile With Service that Counts AUTO REPAIRS FIRESTONE TIRES Most Miles Per Dollar 1 and ACCESSORIES One Hundred Three COMPLIMENTS Winter Haven ia a of STUDEBAKER J. H. MARTIN Town Feed Store POLK COUNTY MOTOR CAR COMPANY Real Estate Fire Insuranee COMPLIMENTS J. T. STALLINGS of WINTER HAVEN. FLORIDA P. A. GERKE COMPLIMENTS If your ear will not Behave of TRY The ELECTRIC SHOP CONINE WINTER HAVEN. FLA. REPAIR SHOP Delles Motor Company CHEVROLET MOTOR CARS A. P. LOVELACE PACKING and SHIPPING We Specialize in individual and gift boxes All sizes and combinations of fruits FANCY CITRUS FRUITS WINTER HAVEN, FLA. Packed in your presence according to your own idea One Hundred Four Winter Haven Water, Ice and Light Company Lights Water Distilled Water Ice PHONE 126 At Your Service WALOLA HOTEL “ Open the year ’round ’ ’ MEALS ROOMS SERVICE Winter Haven, Florida 610 Central Ave. M. B. Yonally Prop. Winter Haven Plumbing Co One Hundred Five THE ROAD TO SUCCESS YOUNG MAN — YOUNG WOMAN —The highways of life contain many pitfalls and places of uncertainty; to insure your success you must be strongly equipped, and not the least part of your equipment is your hanking connection. You will find in this bank a spirit of friendship and helpfulness, and we cordially invite you to call and talk over your future problems. THE SNELL NATIONAL BANK Total resources over One and one-quarter Million Dollars COMPLIMENTS of Harvey Henderson Company WHOLESALE GROCER Always the Best at J. L. I nee Co. JEWELRY STORE Lo Angeles Cal. Harlingen Texas “BROGDEX” Keeps Fruit Fresh WINTER HAVEN, FLORIDA Porto Rico Jamaica W. T. Colson Staple and Fancy Groceries LAKE ALFRED FLORIDA One Hundred Six HAVE YOU INVESTIGATED YOUR OWN HOME FACTORIES? We employ men who live in your community the year through, who pay taxes each year the same as you and wc do. Send their children to your schools. Why purchase your grove supplies from companies that do not turn any of the money they receive lock to your community? It is our aim to Intild to your specifications Sprayers and Dusters. ' e carry a full line of parts for repairs. Did you ever stop to consider just what that means? No delays when spraying or dusting your groves. Our factory is located in the heart of the Citrus Belt. Our service i yours: Our line of spray hose is the best you can purchase. We carry a full line of spray guns, spray rods, nozzles, Y’s and discs, in other words, everything you need for spraying Machine Shop. Blacksmithing. Wood Work Acetylene Welding, Auto Repairing, Gas and Oil At your Service—The Van Fleet Co. PHONE 107 GREEN FLORENCE VILLA. FLA. WINTER HAVENITES READ THIS Rawley is the renowned Spa of America, surpassing the Old World resorts in grandeur and beauty and dryness of climate. 1 he climate of the Rawley Springs is a distinct feature of its value as a place of resort for those in search of health and comfort. The climate is perhaps the most remarkable to be found anywhere in the United States—the air is full of ozone, so very dry and pure, and so exhilarating that everyone, without exception, feels benefited from the time of arrival at the Springs, and free from prostrating heat. Even in mid summer the nights are cool. The scenery is wild and rugged, but grand and picturesque. As a strong and pure chalybeate water the Rawley has no equal among the mineral springs of America. It enriches the blood, increases the appetite, promotes digestion, gives tone and energy to the muscles and nerves. Rawley—in the mountains of Virginia, 2.000 feet above sea level, and in the very heart of the historic and picturesque Shenandoah Valley—is situated ti'4 miles from Harrisonburg, Va. RAWLEY SPRINGS, VA. Chas. E. Napp, Owner One Hundred Sevei1 PRIEST’S SPORTING GOODS STORE Headquarters for Sportsmen’s Supplies Fishing Tackle; Golf Balls, Bags and Clubs; Tennis Balls, Rackets and Shoes; Guns, Ammunition; Hand Bags and Suit Cases Baseball Supplies and General Athletic Goods Swann Grove Co. WINTER HAVEN, FLA. Edwards’ Men’s Shop Oranges and Grapefruit by Express To the Consumer GOOD CLOTHES Memljers of FLORIDA CITRUS EXCHANGE Winter Haven, Florida One Hundred Right Compliments of Richard D. Pope GROVES and INVESTMENTS WINTER HAVEN, FLORIDA Compliments of W.W. Mann Son Company WINTER HAVEN. FLORIDA 7 ic (S. 0. Painter Printing (2o. £f)e£and, Florida Printers of this Book and Many Others for Half a Century One Hundred Nine One Hundred Ten One Hundred Eleven v T ' ■ . - ‘ • - - ‘ - ‘ .- •'• . - — •