Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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JOKES, Continued John Rutter: When you asked her to dance did she accept quickly? ' Bill Stevens: Did she? Why, she was on my feet in an instant. . . ' . . Mrs. Davis: Bow do you like the potato salad, dear T Mr. Davis: Dellclo:1sl'Did you. buy it yourself? Mrs. Elliott: Why does cream cost more than milk? Nina Lee Grove: Because it's harder for the cows to slt on those small bottlasf- ' ' Helen Craig: You say you never had a quarrel with your wife? Mr. McGlothlin: f'Never. She goes her way and I go hers. l O D C l Richard Farley: That horn on your car must be broken. Dick Kinder: No, it's just indliferentf' Richard: Indi!l'erent? What do you mean 1 Dick: It just doesn't give a boot. s s s s s Linda Lou Sims: It took eight sittings. i Sue Arnold: Whatl Are you having your portrait paintedf' Linda: No, learning to roller :kate. l Mr. Smith: Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages 1 , H Shannon Fork: Because these were so many knights- Norma Young: When one tree is talking to another tree, and still another tree is listening in, what is it called? Miss Ambrose: What? Norma: Lcavesdropping.: ' ' Virginia Simpson: The skunk is a very usetul animal. We get fur from him. Norma Willis: You said lt, kid. him as possible. s s e s s We get as fur from around all day and Marlene Nichols: What scuilles l its tongue hanging sits under the bed at night with out! Enlta Bryant: I don't know. Marlene: A shoe. U O U O l Barry Williams: I-Iaven't you tlnished washing that blackboard yet 7 I Billy Schumacher: No, the more I wash it, the blacker it gets. ' . . . . Ignore Vinyard: I wonder why there are so many more auto wrecks than railway accidents? Mr. McGlothlin: That's easy. Did you ever hear of the fireman hugging the engineer? s s s s s Carol Taylor: I don't intend to be married until I'm thirty. , , Margaret Glader: I don't intend to be thirty until I'm married. . . . ' . Mr. Bryan Reed Qin Algebra olsssjz If a farmer had 5,000 bushels of corn, and corn is worth 40 cents a bushel, what will he get? Gordon Nance: A government loan. O I U O l Mr. Norrington: Bobby, why are you always at the bottom of your class? Bobby: It doesn't really matter, Dad. We get the same instruction at both ends. O C C O O Charles Gieselman: You know you are not a bad looking sort of girl. Barbara Klipsch: Oh, you'd say so even if you didn't think so. Charles: Well, we're even then. You'd think so even if I didn't say so. O O C C O College Boy Friend: Mr. Beadles, I am seeking Ruth Ann's hand. Have you any objection? Mr. Beadles: None at all. Take the one that's always in my pocket. s a ,s s s J. D. Tracer: Dad, why is it more healthful to breathe through your nose? Mr. Tracer: Because you stay out of trouble when you keep your mouth shut. o s s s s Barber: Anything on your face, sir? Richard Farley: Well, I do hope you've left my nose. U O O O O Paula I-Ia'ndrick: Do you think anyone can tell the future just by looking at cards? Donna Sharp: My mom can. She took one look at my report card and told me just what would happen when Pop got home l Lavada Williams: Which onions? Irows faster, cabbages or Ruth Corn: I give up. What's the answer? Lavada: Cabbages. It comes in a head. O C U O O Bertis Falls: I've eaten bee! all my life and now I'm strong as bull Donald Woolsey: That's funny. I've eaten ilsh all of my life and I can't swim a stroke. l I O U O Sally Sue Brown fcrying new shoes hurt me. Mrs. Brown: No wonder. You have them on bitterlyl: Boo, hool My the wrong feet. Putthem on your other feet. Sally: But I haven't any other feet. O -O O U O Mrs. Elliott: What's become of your Hlkers Club you Senior girls used to have? hard to persuade passing give us a lift. o s Miss Ruth Bottom was iirst grade class. Slapping Velma Curry: Oh, it disbanded. lt was getting motorists to pick us up s s s testing the knowledge of a half-dollar on the desk, asked, What is that? Instantly four voices from too and the she the back of the room said, Tails l U O l U l It gose Shafer: Your new overcoat is pretty loud, lsn't Edwin McDonald: Yes, but I'm going to buy a mulller to go with it. O O U l U Mr. Smith Uinishing a long Algebra probleml: And we tind X equals zero. Charles Curtis fsighingb: All that work for nothing. s a o s s Carol June Rogers: How Driving lessons? are you coming with your Lois Sharp: Not so good. I took a turn for the worse yesterday. s o s s o Mrs. Elliott: Marlene, did you sew that button on my coat I asked you to? Marlene Davis: No, Mrs. button. But it's all right-I s o s Elliott, I couldn't find a sewed up the buttonhole. O U has suffered much for her June Potter: Mary Kaye belief. Thelma Maxey: Indeed? And what is her belief T June: That she can wear a number six shoe on a number nine foot. l I l O O D MtrinThomDson fin Biology classj: Yes, David. What Il 1 David Kinman: I don't want to scare you, sir, but Dad said if I didn't get better grades, someone is due for a licking. s o s s o Farmer: :'Your references seem okay. l'Il hire you, young man. ' Doyal Russell: But is there any chance to rise, sir? Farmer: I'll say there ls. You'll rise every morning at four o'clock. s s s s s Velma Curry: Say, what's the idea of wearing my new raincoat? lielen Curry: Well, sis, you wouldn't want your new suit to get wet, would you? U O l U U TREES I think that I shall never see along the road an un- scraped tree, with ,bark intact, and painted white, that no car ever hit at plght. For every tree that's near the road has caused some auto to be towed. Sideswlping trees ls done a lot by drivers who are plumb half shot. God gave them eyes so they might see, yet any fool can hit a tree. l O I C O Mrs. McGlothlin: Does your husband kick about the meals 7 Mrs. Fern Davis: No, what he kicks about is having to get them. . ' . . . Cleo Bruce: Do you believe in love at tlrst sight? Evelyn Hume: Well, I think it saves a lot of time. U O l 0 O Sammy Nelson: Woman ls nothing but a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair. Marilyn Mlley: Huhl Man is nothing but a brag, a groan, and a tank of air. s o s s s Mary Lou Fettinger: I can't decide whether to go to a palmist or to a mind-reader. Charles Casson: If I were you, l'd go to a palmist. It is very obvious that you have a palm. 65

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'J XX s Q .fb OKES Salesman: Little girl, is your mother at home 7 Sarah Hurst: Yes, sir. Salesman fafter knocking in vainj: I thought you Said your mother was at home. Sarah: Yes, sir, but, I don't live here. U U U U U Phyllis Milev fto Mr. Thompson the first day of schoolj: My dad says he wants me to be sure to take one of those courses in Domestic Silence. o c a a s Mrs. Cooper: Do you say your prayers at night? Paul Davis: Oh, yes, ma'am. Mrs. C.: And do you always say them in the morn- ing, too? Paul: No, ma'am. I'm not scared in the daytime. U U U U U Mrs. Elliott: Why are you eating with your knife? Lois Keith: My fork leaks, Mrs. Elliott. U U U U U Mr. Smith: My wife asked me to take our old cat ot? somewhere and lose it. So I put it in a basket and tramped into the country for about eight miles. Mr. Burns: Did you lose the cat? Mr. Smith: Lose it! If I hadn't followed it, I'd never have gotten back home! U U U U U Clarice Lufl' fprotesting to the bell boy in the hortelj: I tell you I won't have this room. I simply won't pay my good money for a pigsty with a measly little foldin' bed in it. You think just because I'm from the country-- Bell Boy: Get in, miss. Get in. This ain't your hotel room. This is the elevator. U U U U U Mrs. Thompson: Sammy, can you tell me the name of an animal that travels a great distance Y Sammy: Yes, a goldfish. .It travels around the globe. U Mr. Wrex Reed: Did I ever tell you how I tried jujitsu on a burglar? Mr. Thompson: No. Mr. Reed: Well, I got hold of his leg and twisted it over his shoulder. Then I got hold of his arm and twisted it around his neck, and before he knew where he was I was flat on my backi' . U Helen Curry: Does it take much to feather a nest ? Margaret Glader: No, just a little down. U U U U U Mr. Curtis: My shaving brush is very stiff. Gordon: That's funny. It was nice and soft yesterday when I painted my bicycle with it. U U U U U Harold Stone: Dad, do you know that you're a lucky man? Mr. Stone: How is that? Harold: You won't have to buy new books for me this year. I am taking last year's work over again. U U U U U Mr. Bryan Reed treading the paperl: Over five thousand alligators go each year to make wallets? Mrs. Reed: Isn't it wonderful they can be trained to do that? Mrs. Elliott: Name five things that contain milk, Ruth? , Ruth Edrington: Butter, cheese, ice cream, and two cows. U U U U U Bob Nixon: Was that your new girl I saw you with Saturday night? Charles Edrington: No, just the old one painted over. c o a c o Mr. McQueen: I never kissed a girl until I met your mother. Will you be able to say the same to your son when you become a married man? Richard: Not with such a straight face as you can, Dad. U U U U U Mr. Potter lordering lunch at Parker's Drug Storey: Give me a. chicken salad. Jimmy Parker: Do you want the 40-cent one or the 50-cent one? Mr. P.: What's the difference? Jimmy: The 40-cent ones are made of veal and pork, and the 50-cent ones are madetof tuna. U U U U Mrs. Baize: Gail, don't dip your bread in the gravy. It's such bad manners. Gail: I know, mother, but it's such good taste. U U U U U Mrs. Cottrell: With a single stroke of his brush Joshua Reynolds, the painter, could change a smiling face to a frowning one. Gene Goodwin: So can my mother. U U U U U Howard Carter: What is the hardest thing about learning to skate? Joe Corn: The ice, when you come right down to it. U U U U U Charles Gieselman: I drink about fifty cups of coffee a day. Carla H Charles: It helps. U U U U U TIN YOU I bought a wooden whistle, But it wooden whistle, So I bought a steel whistle, But steel it wooden whistle, So I bought a lead whistle, Still they wooden lead me whistle, So I bought a tin whistle, And now I tin whistle. U U U U U Mr. Smith: You never tell me what you buyl Don't I get any voice in the buying Y Mrs. Smith: Certainly, dear! You get the invoice. U U U U U Elaine Thompson: Daddy, what's the difference be- tween a gun and a machine gun ? Mr. T.: There is a big difference. It is just as if I spoke, and then your mother spoke. arper: Doesn't that keep you awake? 64 .

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O ,S O FRESHMAN CLASS JUNIOR CLASS Prettiest Girl ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,...,.... Elaine Thompson Prettiest Girl .,,......................................... Dixie Corne Most Handsome Boy ........ ........... ...P rentice Corn Most Handsome Boy ........ ......... W illiam Harris Best Dressed Girl ,,,,,.,.,, -.,....Pau.la Handrick Best Dressed Girl .......... ................ D ixie' Come Best Dressed Boy ........................ -.....QCha1'les Curtis Best Dressed Boy .......... .....,... W illiam Harris Most Popular Girl ................................... -- .............. Most Popular Girl ........ ............ D ixie Corne ..,.,.................Elaine Thompson, Paula Handrick Most Popular Boy-.wmv ,-.D-.--'.Gary Alley M0Sl3 POP'-dal' BOY ---------------------------- -Charles Curtis Chatterbox Girl .......... ......... V era Potter Chatterbox .........-....-.-------. --------- G 10,-'ia Tooley Chatterbgx Boy -.---'--4- . - . B Mgrrig Chatterbox Boy .......... .......... J immie Parker Best Figure-Girl -'-----.-. - '-'-'- D ixie Come Best Figure'Gir1 ......... ----------- S arab Hurst Best Figure...Boy ----- .- .----.-'- G ary Bfst Figm'e B0Y ---------- -------' G Onion Nance Biggest Eater-Girl ......... ......... D oris Tevault Blggest Eal7e1 'Gi1'l --------- ------------- N me Grove Biggest Eater-Boy ......... .......... H arold Conley Biggest Eater-Boy ....,... ......... A lan Th0mpS6I1 Girl ....... Most Studious Most Studious Quietest Girl ................... Quietest Boy ...................... ...... Boy .......... ......... ............Sandra Inman .Wayne Burkhart ...........Sarah Hurst ames Pirkle Best Personality-Girl .................. Elaine Thompson Best Personality-Boy ...................... Charles Curtis Greenest Freshman Girl .................. Ruth Edrington Greenest Freshman Boy ................ Wayne Burkhart SOPHOMO RE CLASS Prettiest Girl ........................................... - .Sally Brown Most Handsome Boy ........ Best Dressed Girl .......... Best Dressed Boy .... .... ..........Lou Beck ........Sally Brown ack Bechtel Most Popular Girl ......... ............... S ally Brown Most Popular Boy ........ ..................... J ohn Wood Chatterbox Girl .......... ........ I Elizabeth McQueen Chatterbox Boy .............. ..... : ......... G ene Goodwin Best Figure-Girl ......... ............... S ally Brown Best Figure-Boy ............. ............. L ou Beck Biggest Eater-Girl ......... Biggest Eater-Boy ......... Most Studious Girl .,..... .........Viola Quick .......Jack Bechtel .........Charlene May Most Studious Boy, ...... ............. J ohn Smith Quietest Girl .................. ........ C harlene May Quietest Boy ........................................ Darrell Taylor Best Personality-fGirl ...........,.................,.,..,..,.,..., ........................Sally Brown, Elizabeth McQueen Best Personality-Boy ................,,,,,,,,,,,. John Woods Silliest Sophomore Girl .............. Joan Bonenberger Silliest Sophomore Boy ......... .. ........Gene Goodwin Most Studious Girl .......... .......Marlene Nichols Most Studious Boy, ....... ............. J ack Meyer Quietest Girl ...................... ....... M arlene Nichols Quietest Boy ................,......... ..,............. J ack Meyer Best Personality-Girl ........ ........ L enore Vinyard Best Personality-Boy ........ .......... G ary Alley Jolliest Junior Girl ........... ......... V era Potter Jolliest Junior Boy ....... .......... G ary Alley SENIOR CLASS Prettiest Girl ...................................,...... Carla Harper Most Handsome Boy ....... .......... S ammy Nelson Best Dressed Girl ......... ............. C arla Harper Best Dressed Boy .......... Most Popular Girl ......... Most Popular Boy .......... Chatterbox Girl. .......... Chatterbox Boy ........... Best Figure--Girl .......... Best Figure-Boy..s ..... . Biggest Eater-Girl. ....... Biggest Eater-Boy... Most Studious ' Most Studious Boy ........ Quietest Girl ................... Quietest Boy ................... Girl ..... ... ..........Richard Farley .........Carla Harper ..........Richard Farley ...................Helen Craig .......Eugene Northerner ...................Helen Craig ..........Sammy Nelson ..........Margaret Glader .. ......... Richard Farley .. ........ Betty Thompson .........Richard McQueen ..........Dorothy Dawson ............Donald Etherton ............Carla Harper ....,.........Richard McQueen Most Digniiied Senior Girl ............ Betty Thompson Most Digniiied Senior Boy, ,..... Charles Gieselman Best Personality-Girl. Best Personality-Boy. 66