Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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SHOP GROUP PHYSICS CLASS 51

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ADVICE TO W. I-I. S. LOVELORN, Continued Dear Miss Oldbirdz Do you think the radio will ever replace the news- paper? Please answer at once so we can tell Mrs. Cottrell. Patricia Harper and Viola Quick. Answer: No, girls, I don't really think so. Did you ever try swatting a fly with 1:1 lgadiglt Dear Miss Tuiiy: At the carnival last night I went through the Tunnel of Love with Warren Hurt. Was that safe? Elizabeth McQueen. Answer: Yes, dearie, I think so if he took his 'cigarette out of his mouth. C 3 U 1 D Dear Ima: Do you think I should forgive Gobe Smith? He gave me a ticket for speeding, and my feelings are terribly hurt. I wasn't going 60 miles an hour, nor 50, nor 40, nor 30-nor even 20. Dixie Lee Corne. Answer: Look out now, Dixie. You'll he backing into something. 8 W U U K Dear Miss Advice Giver: What kind of a job do you think I'd be good at'I I Bob Falls. Answer: Oh, a cook by all means. You'd do first rate at shelling peas. was a gunner in the Navy. Dear Wise Tuifyz Don't you think Miss Ambrose was exaggerating a bit? Last week she told our band class that she plays the piano like Jose Iturbi. - Gordon Curtis. Answer: No, pal, I don't think she was exaggerating. She probably meant tl1at.thfy Pctl: use two hands. Dear Lady Oldbirdz Don't you think Mrs. Cooper has a funny way of Ezeaching History? Yesterday we skipped from China to ussia. Lennis Mayfield. Answer: No, podner, not queer at all. Only your feet must have been awfully tired when you got home from school. . . . . . Dear Miss Oldbirdz What would you do if you met a bear! Now, please don't say you would climb a tree, for I know that bears can climb trees. Evelyn Hume. Answer: Yes, dearie, I still say I'd climb a tree. That bear couldn't climb MY tree-it would be shaking too much. l H O U l Dear Miss Tuffy: - Mr. Smith told us in class that people shouldn't worry about the shortage of butter, for they can make it out of grass. Please explain. David Kinman. Answer: Davey, young man, that is very simple. All you need is a cow and a churn. 50 Dear Ima: Mr. Thompson has given the Freshman Biology class his recipe for success, but we can't understand it. Please explain. I-Ie said to fill your mouth with birdseed and then draw in a big breath. It's just too much for our little undernourished brains. Gloria Tooley. Answer: If you do what he says, you are bound to suck seed. Get it, cutie? U l l U H Dear Miss Tuffy: I've lost my best hound dog. What shall I do? Richard Poehlein. Answer: Why not advertise for him, old man? But, no -that wouldn't do any good. He can't read the papers either. 1 8 H U i Dear Friend Ima: Carol Taylor has decided to make up with me. Can you explain it? I am all at sea. Eugene Northerner. Answer: Thst's easy, Eugene. It's getting near Christmas time. If you're all at sea, just remember to keep your head above water. I 1 D O i Hello Ima: I recently bought a new suit, and now it has brown spots all over it. What in the world should I do? Marion Battles. Answer: Be glad, man. Be glad. They're probably rust spots. Didn't Joe Snyder tell you that suit would wear !ike iron when you bought it? Dear Ima: My dad is really up in the air over the zero Mr. Wrex Reed gave me in Typing. I don't think I deserve it. Dick Kinder. Answer: I don't either, Dick, but I'm sure it's the lowest mark Mr. Reed is allowed to give. U l l U 1 Dear Miss Oldbird: For English next Monday we have to know two words that have more letters than the whole alphabet. Help us nr we are goners! Sandra Inman and Carole Dills. Answer: Take heart, kiddies. It's post oflice. l 1 U U U Dear Miss Oldbirdz Our Biology teacher wants to know what has more feet inthe summer than in the winter. Please help us Wayne Burkhart and Richard Heck. Answer: Easy enough tellers. It's a swimming pool. O l l U 1 to make an A. Dear Miss Ima: I am thinking of rotating crops on my farm this year and am wondering if you will tell me the best way to raise strawberries. Mr. Burns. Answer: Farmer B,urns, the very best method I know of raising strawberries is with a spoon. Whipped cream also helps in the raising.

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11tll1fH e 0'VVLe1'VLC1Le1 S of EVVLBTTCCI First row: Vera Potter, Barbara Leighty, Neva Schumacher, Dixie Corne, Phyllis Miley, Gloria Tooley, Paula Handrick, Bobbie Jones, Sarah Hurst, Sue Jones, Donna Nordhorn. Second row: Shirley Jones, Joretta McClure, Virginia Martin, Nancy Brenton, Elaine Thompson, Linda Lou Sims, Lenore Vinyard, Dee Ann Hurt, Marlene Davis, Helen Curry, Barbara Klipsch, Mrs. Winifred Elliott fsponsorl. Third row: Mamie Luttrell, Phyllis Thompson, Gail Baize, Joan Bonenberger, Maxine Lee, Sandra Inman, Dorothy Burn , Virginia Simpson, Vatla Quick, Betty Thompson, Marilyn Miley. Fourth row: Sally Sue Brown, Gwen Tracer, Billie Jean Brewster, Carole Kaye Dills, Annetta Roe, Clarice Luif, Betty Abell, Velma Curry, Mary Lou Fettinger. 52