Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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ESQUIMAUX SCHOOL PAPER STAFF BETTY THOMPSON and MARILYN MILEY, Editors 48

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rum Qorps First row, left to right: Nina Fiscus, Evelyn Hume, Dixie Lee Corne. Second row: Dymple Burns, Elizabeth McQueen, Vera Potter, Elaine Thompson, Ruth Ann Beadles, June Potter, Miss Ambrose fteacherj. Third row: Bobbie Jones, Donna Rae Nordhorn, Linda Lou Sims, Norma Young, Nina Lee Sharp, Betty Abell, Helen Craig. Fourth row: Sally Sue Brown, Lenore Vinyard, Jo Ella Hayes, Marlene Davis, Dee Ann Hurt, Greta Hunley, Gwen Tracer. 47

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4' IMNKI T0 i S e-saint . M --VMH5f A ll mi LOVELORN S1 IMA TUFF OLD BIRD ADVICE T0 W. H. S. LOVELORN AND OTHERS fBy Ima Tuff Oldbirdj Dear Miss Ima: l sm 16 and madly in love with a young man who is worth in the neighborhood of a million. Shall I tell him I love him? What do you propose? Helen Craig. Answer: Little girl, I propose that you go back to your paper dolls and mud pies and send me that young rnan's address. I have always wanted to live in anice neighbor- hood. O I I U I Dear Miss Oldbird: I can't sleep at night for worrying over my iinancial condition. What would you advise? Charles Casson. Answer: Forget it, Charles, old boy. You are probably worrying over absolutfly.n41thlng.. Dear Miss TuHy: I am terribly put out. Yesterday the butcher sold me hot dogs that were meat at one end and bread crumbs Mrs. Winifred Elliott. Answer: Don't criticize your butcher, Winnie. Remember in these hard times it is.hl1rd .to .make both ends meat. at the other. Dear Miss Ima: I'm really in Dutch with my Driving teacher, and I don't know why. All I did was tell him that I tore down town through the Saturday night traillc like a streak of lightning, hitting about sixty. Donald McQueen. Answer: Speedy, he figures that about 59 of them are going to sue your dad. fo: damages. Dear Miss Oldbird: Do you think animals are ever artistic? Please answer at once and settle this question for Home Ec. Class. Barbara Klipsch and Barbara Leilhf-Y. Answer: Well, kiddikins, I don't know whether you'd call my neighbor's old gray mare artistic or not, but many times I've seen.her draw: s.wsgon. Dear Miss Tuffy: All of my boy friends keep calling me a peach . Do you think that's all right? Elaine Thompson. Answer: Certainly, little girl. But I don't see how they can make out that you're a peach when your father and mother were a pair. . . . . . Dear Miss Oldbird: There is a certain girl in the Senior class that I want to impress. How should I go about it? I am the shy, bashful type, and I certainly need your advice. Bill Moose Morris. Answer: Moose, old man, you might sprinkle gasoline on your hankie so she'll think you own a car. That always gets the gals.. . . . . Dear Friend Ima: I just love your advice column. I am worried like everything. My doctor told me that with daily treat- ments he would have me on my feet in two weeks. Do you really think he, will? Bob Nixon. Answer: Yes, I really think so, Bob. By that time you'll have to sell your car to pay him. Dear Ima Tuff Oldbird: Mr. Burns is always asking us hard questions. Now he wants to know what lt would be if a goat swallowed a rabbit. Please answer at once. Stanley Barr. Answer: Well, pal. I'm never too good at animal puzzles, but I think it. would be athare in the butter. Dear Miss Oldbird: I am all in a dither over what happened Sunday night when I had a date-with Helen Craig. I forgot myself and tried to kiss her. Will she ever forgive me? Sammy Nelson. Answer: Sammy, you wonder boy, she will if you suc- ceeded, but never if you' di:in't. . Dear Miss Ima: Your advice- is just too, too divine. Now, please tell us what you think about this question that came up in Mrs. Thompson's English class. Can we feel colors? Charles Gieselman and Betty Thompson. Answer: Well, friends, heard my boss say yesterday that he felt blue. Isnlt feeling a color? Dear Miss Oldbird: What are two ways to avoid embarrassment when you fall on the dance floor? Bill Stevens. Answer' 113 Just lie there: they'll think you have fainted 121 Start mopping the floor with your handker- chief: they'll think you work there. lTry wearing your shoes next time, Bill. O U I U l Dear Tuffy: I'm worrying myself sick trying to decide what I ex- pect to be when I graduate. What is your advice? Harold Conley. Answer: Conley, my friend, I have given this much thought. All you can ever expect to be when you graduate is OLD. . ' . . . Dear Miss Ima: I am sorely puzzled. How should I seat my Senior Physics class for an honor system exam? Mr. Bryan Reed. Answer: At least four seats apart and in every other row. 4And then keep .your eye: openly Dear Adviser Oldbird: ' I just read in a magazine that hens frequently get dis- couraged. Please explaln this to me. Winifred Lynch. Answer: No wonder Biddy gets discouraged. She can't ever tind things where she .lay: them. Dear Miss Oldbird: What are the tive senses? Mrs. Cooper wld us to llnd out. I just adore your column. Ronald Jones. Answer: Well, according to a Freshman English paper written by Richard Evans last week they are sneezing, wheezing, hurling, pulling and yawning. He added that some folks on Saturday night have a sixth sense called hiccuping. -L9 N