Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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Q4 315 D Q A QI? Ogiile Ogeiiers Zo ania Qiaus rom flue WY gf CJ QCJJQS Dear Kind Santa: Please bring me a hook on How To Attract Men . I don't want to be the kind of girl people look up to. I want to be kind of girl that people look around at. Margaret Glader. l li l 3 C S Dear Santa Claus: I have already written you several times, but I just want to remind you not to bring me a brunette boy friend for Christmas. I definitely want a WHITEHEAD one. Dorothy Dawson. U 8 ll I 1 3 Dear Santa: Please bring me a hunting license and a bottle of smelling salts. l need the license so I can hunt a way to raise S1400 for the Senior class, and I need the smelling salts in case l find it. A Richard McQueen. o in 4 s a is a Dear Old Santa: Will you please send Mr. Burns' Shop Class some two- handed hammers for Christmas? We understand that we can't hit our thumbs while using these. Sophomore Boys. U X If C S l Dear Santa: I'm not asking for anything for myself, but please don't forget Mrs. Elliott. The other day she said she needed a new griller for the Home Ee. room, so please bring her one. But what she'd want with a big monkey in the class- room is more than I can understand. Jo Ella Hayes. O 8 8 U U l Dear Santa: Will you please bring me a nice little cage iwith a strong lock on ith to keep SQUIRRELY in? If you don't do this for me, l don't see how I can BARRETT. Greta Hunley. C U 1 8 U 8 Dear Mr. Claus: Will you please bring me a new fly swatter for Christmas? The one I have been carrying for two years is completely worn out. Mr. Bryan Reed. O ll U U U i Dear Santa: 'l'here's just one thing I crave in my stocking for Christmas and that's a SHARP little Sophomore girl. Please try to come down the chimney before NINA clock. Charles Edrington. C I 8 Q C O Dear St. Nick: Please be kind to two little fresh boys in Room 3. Bring us a bridle and a saddle to go with our horse laugh. Haw! Haw! Haw! Gordon Nance and Junior Auten, Dear Santa Claus: I'm a little short of' cash right now, so will you please bring me a ring for my girl? The one I want to give her is in Parker's Drug Store window, and it's a fourteen- year-installment size. I really owe you an aPAULAgy for not writing sooner, but I have been busy. Bill Stevens. U 8 1 U 0 l Dearest Santa: Please bring me a pair of non-skid shoes so I won't be Sailing all over the building and knocking the plastering own. 1 Lavada Williams. O ll 1 8 U S Dear Sweetheart Santa: Please send me a man. My first choice is Ernie Preston. Nina Peachy Grove. ' tenant Dear Sir Santa: Will you please bring our Home Ee. department some new pots and pans to replace the ones the Sophomore girls have burned black whiLe boiling potatoes? Mrs. Winifred Elliott. ttttst Dear Santa: Please bring me some books for Christmas. I just love to REED books with red iheadedl covers, O. C. edition. Evelyn Hume. 8 8 1 8 8 8 Dear Mr. Santa: I'd appreciate it a lot if you would bring me a pair of high-heeled slippers for Christmas so I'll be tall enough to locale into Doyal Russell's eyes when we stand out in the hall a noon. Roberta Lee. U 8 l I 1 O Dear Santa: Please send me a year's subscription to my favorite comic book. Thalt's right, Santa. It's POPEYE Uasper editionj. Alice f0live Oyll Knowles. C U S U I U Dear Friend Santa: Please bring me a new dictionary. Mr. Wrex 'Reed says I'm i'littery or Buttery or something in Typing class. I want to know what it means and if I can be cured. Vera Potter. 8 8 8 U i 3 Dear Pal Santa: Now that we have machines for candy and cokes and pencils, we have a special favor to ask. -Please send us a math machine tiat will automatically dispense the right answers to our Geometry problems. Edwin McDonald and Charles Brewster. P. S. Since we do not have any nickels, please send us a machine that takes slugs. 42

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SANTA CLAUS LETTERS-Continued Dear Santa: Yesterday while I was dozing in Physics class, Mr. Bryan Reed suddenly asked me to give an example of wasted energy. I said, A good example of wasted enemy is telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. All of the boys laughed, and I was terribly hurt and embarrassed. So, will you please bring me a new Physics text that has all the answers? I'll have my stocking ready for you. Sammy Nelson. I I I I I I Dearest Mr. Santa: Please bring me a nice modern meat market for Christmas. I already have the BUTCHER who'll take care of the BILL. Carla Harper. I I I I I I Dear Sandy Klaus: We a.n't ben verry good this past yeer, but cud you pleeze till our stockings with komic books to replase the Reder's Digest we are now useing in Inglish I? The W. H. S. Freshmen. I I I I I I Dear Pal Santa: This may sound funny, but all I want you to bring me is a book on Good Manners At Church . All the Senior kiddies are laughing at me because last Sunday at church when a man offered me a big plate of money, I said, No, thank you. I don't want any. ' Maurice Woolsey. IIIIII Dear Santa: Please send me a new arithmetic book that explains Roman numerals. Mrs. Cooper, my History teacher, says LXXX means eighty'f. I told the class I was sure it meant love and kisses . Just send me an arithmetic book and I'll prove it to the teacher that she's wrong. ' Mamie Luttrull. I I I I I I Dear Santa: When you slide down our chimney next Saturday night, be sure to bring me a book on farming and a sack of mixed poultry feed. I want to catch a certain CHICK from Oakland City. Betty Harper. I I I I I I Dear Old Man Santa: Please bring me an encyclopedia that tells all about mules. Last Tuesday when Mr. McGlothlin asked why the state of Missouri stands at the head of the mule,-raising industry, I raised my hand and said, Because the other end is too dangerous! He immediately cut my citizenship ten points and stood me in a corner, so be sure to bring the book. That's all I'm asking for. James Esarey. I I I I I I Dear Nick: Since I have a romantic interest in a certain Junior girl, I want you to bring me that old heart-throb novel entitled To LUFF Or Not To Love . I must admit that some of this modern literature is just about as CLARICE mud to me. Charles Gieselman. 43 Dear Santa: . Do send Mr. Wrex Reed a new answer book for his Book- keeping class. We just never get answers like the ones in his present answer book, so we know it must be wrong. Now, please send him a new answer book with answers like ours. Betty Thompson aad Marilyn Miley. IIIIII Dear Saint Nicholas: Please bring me a book with pictures that tells all about cars and things. Yesterday in class'Mrs. Thompson asked for the definition of a puncture, and I said it was a hissing sound followed by prolonged profanity. For that she made me sit in the corner with a dunce cap on my head. If it isn't too much. I'd like to find the book in one stocking and a new Ford lpurple and Bold trimj in the other. Richard Farley. I I I I I I Dear Santa: Please bring me a First Aid set for Christmas, for I'm really planning to get HURT sooner or later. My head is gi such a whirl I don't know what I'm DEE ANN half the me. William Harris. , e c s o o a Dear Saint Nick: Please send me a pound of your best beefsteak just in case I get another black eye like I had last October. Bobby Culbertson. IIIIII Dear Santa Claus: Will you come down my chimney next Saturday night and bring me a big bottle of peroxide so I can blondine the rest of my hair? l'd be very grateful. Marlene Davis. I I I I I IVI Dear Santa: Please bring me another yo-yo and some pretty paper cut-outs so I can have something to keep me busy in 5th Assembly. Jimmie Parker. I I I I I I Dearest Santa: Please bring me a carton of Juicy Fruit chewing gum so I won't have to break the continuity of my chewing in 8rd Assembly. Carolyn Noland. I I I I I I Dear Jolly Old St. Nick: Will you please bring me a make-up kit for Christmas so I can make up my mind about Bob Hunley. Gwen Tracer. I I I I I I Dear Mr. Claus: Please bring us about 400 copies of How Nice Children Behsve On School Buses so we can distribute them to our 'd . rl em The Bus Drivers.