Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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f?!,:1 ,ga THE CHAMPION, 'Qs M-4.'.,,'fgp -I - -5 -'--X-1-1-'x- - f-'--'vL'- -f-1 ---- -- - - ---- I '--- 1'., ,..-- ' ' I Mrs. Fettinger- What time is it, Odyne? Odyne- Paul's watch isn't going. Mrs. Fettinger-- Well, how about Paul? INCONSISTENCY How inconsistent is woman, A tangle of hope and regret- Her birthday she would have you remember, Yet her age she would have you forget. james- What is the matter, Monk? You look tired. Lawrence- I am, I just ate dinner. Mr. Coleman fin Phy. Geog, class,-f-3'Maeeil, what is a plateau? Maceil-'Tm not sure, but I think it is a prairie on a mountain top. Odyne-'LDid I not see you take a tramp through the woods yesterday? PaulF The idea! That was my Physiology teacher. Mr. Johnson-f3'Have you ever been up before me? Kenneth-3'I don't know. What time do you get up? Earl C.-'The rapidly increasing divorce rates prove coming the land of the free. that America is fast be- Orvis B.- Yes, but the continuance? of the marriage rates prove it is still the land of the brave. . Miss Wliite- - This is a good book to read, 'A Friend of Caesar'. johnnie D.-a-- I never knew he had one. Miss Ross- What do you mean by chewing gum that way? Radie B.- That's the only way I know to chew it. Page Seventyffive

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Zvi THE CHAMPIO ..5:4,. N gw 1, , '28 A J LE- sv: . . .1 ' wl'f- ,s ' -'lv-f 2, ., , ,g,1,F:A,,L- ,VJ-f?L,...l,..,. .,.,.f -. ,A ,LLL eil,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,Y ' - -- 1--. ..-- ...Ns-xx ' In the early days of the war, an oihcer in charge of a regiment in the deepest part of Africa, received the following message: War declared. Arrest all aliens. A few days later the chief received the following message: Have arrested seven Germans, three Belgians, four Spaniards, five Frenehmen, a couple of Swedes, an Argentenian, and an American. Please tell me whom we have declared war against. He lost his job. Marion E.-'LPoor Wallace has gone crazy. Oris C.- How come, Marion E.- Well, he bought a score card at a hall game, and neither side scored. Mr. Houchin- That star you see is twice as large as the earth. Eddie L.f Well, then why don't it keep the rain off the earth? He was telling her about the members of the ball team. James- Now, here is Scanlandg in a few weeks he will be our best man. Velma-3'Oh, James, this is so sudden. Miss Ross-'LVVho was so rude as to laugh out loud? Chig-3'I laughed up my sleeve, but there is a hole in the elbow. Nelson F.- They call Mr. Houehin the lizard of plants. Miss Winsett- But Nelson, you have the wrong word. Nelson-- Lizard, lizard-Oh, law, Miss Winsett, I mean wizard. AD Second handed tombstone at the ofhce. Bargain for some man who expects to die by the name of jackson. Page Seventyffour

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fu- - 1 Ly- L1'f'V'f-w THE CHAMPIO ' - 4: , N' 2 8 L. I :ilu -4,' 1 - ,.,, I ' rw 1. - 1 'l' ' ' ul,,1,, in .. . , : Charles W.- What makes you think Caesar was so very strong? Hibbitt W.- Well, it says that Caesar pitches the camp across the river. Arah W.- I feel dizzy. Odyne F.- What is the matter? Arah- I guess I am lovefsiekf' Miss Winsett- When on earth does a man have a chance to boss at home? Mr. johnson- Aw, just send the family away on a vacation. Herbert Cf-- Say, Dad, the girls were not so hard to kiss in your days, were they? Mr. Cornmuoh, I think they were, only the parlor sofa did not head for a tree about that time. Ruby C.- How do I look in my new gown? Does it lit all right? Selma D.- Not so badg but ean't you get in it a little further? Treavor, ftelling about a character in a bookjf'f'And she woke up dead. Mr Coleman to Sophomoresf - Some of you people are so dumb, that if you should walk up the side walk and see the number 543 on a house you would say, 'My, what a large family'. james' You know, Herbert, every time I kiss my girl, she closes her eyes. Herbert-SLI say she does. James- Whats that? Herbert-i Ah, say, does she? Maryk Teacher, what is a waif? Teacherf A waif, dear, is a little girl who has no home. MHYY-i.ThC11 where does she walk back to from her automobile rides? Page Seventyfsix