Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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Zvi THE CHAMPIO ..5:4,. N gw 1, , '28 A J LE- sv: . . .1 ' wl'f- ,s ' -'lv-f 2, ., , ,g,1,F:A,,L- ,VJ-f?L,...l,..,. .,.,.f -. ,A ,LLL eil,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,Y ' - -- 1--. ..-- ...Ns-xx ' In the early days of the war, an oihcer in charge of a regiment in the deepest part of Africa, received the following message: War declared. Arrest all aliens. A few days later the chief received the following message: Have arrested seven Germans, three Belgians, four Spaniards, five Frenehmen, a couple of Swedes, an Argentenian, and an American. Please tell me whom we have declared war against. He lost his job. Marion E.-'LPoor Wallace has gone crazy. Oris C.- How come, Marion E.- Well, he bought a score card at a hall game, and neither side scored. Mr. Houchin- That star you see is twice as large as the earth. Eddie L.f Well, then why don't it keep the rain off the earth? He was telling her about the members of the ball team. James- Now, here is Scanlandg in a few weeks he will be our best man. Velma-3'Oh, James, this is so sudden. Miss Ross-'LVVho was so rude as to laugh out loud? Chig-3'I laughed up my sleeve, but there is a hole in the elbow. Nelson F.- They call Mr. Houehin the lizard of plants. Miss Winsett- But Nelson, you have the wrong word. Nelson-- Lizard, lizard-Oh, law, Miss Winsett, I mean wizard. AD Second handed tombstone at the ofhce. Bargain for some man who expects to die by the name of jackson. Page Seventyffour

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5.1, 'assi-. THE CHAMPION, '28 faS4'.,: ' -royal-, -f-- ,Q -4 --1-- 3 ----' -L-- ----1'f-------- ,,,. .!--- ' --zg 1--i-.Iii ----' I Oleva- Has Pete ever kissed you? Farreline-- I should say not. Why? Oleva- Oh, he just told me the other day that he hadn't. FarrelineH The liar. Orvis was trying out his new automatic shot gun at the expense of a hawk that had been getting rough with the chickens. just as he started the bombardment his wife in the house turned on the radio. Well, what do you know about that! I've got Chicago. Miss Corn- Now, ames, can ou tell me wh Geor e Washin ton was so Y Y famous? JHIUCS--.sWCll, I guess it just came natural to him. l918fe- Close the saloons and save the boys. 1928--3LClose the garages and save the girls. fScanland, to a spiritualist in the city.j Spiritualist- So you want to call up your late motherfinflaw? ScanlandH Yes. It wasn't enough for her to plague me to death while she was living, but just before she died she hid my pipe. I'd like to ask her where she hid it. Ancil-- Is Lawrence very lazy? Orris C.- Why, he is so lazy that he rides in a Ford, so he won't have to knock the ashes off his cigarette. fPete at the training camp last summer, Say colonel, can I go home and help my wife clean house? Ciilimnel- Wh , I just received a letter from our wife sa inf ou were no Y . Y Y is Y help around the house. . Pete-- All right, sir, but I know one thingm-there are two people that handle as the truth loosely around this camp, and I am one of themfI'm not married. james S.- If I were as lazy as you I would go home and stay in the barn. an Albert K.- If I were as lazy as you, I wouldn't have any barn to go to. Page Seventyftlwcc

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f?!,:1 ,ga THE CHAMPION, 'Qs M-4.'.,,'fgp -I - -5 -'--X-1-1-'x- - f-'--'vL'- -f-1 ---- -- - - ---- I '--- 1'., ,..-- ' ' I Mrs. Fettinger- What time is it, Odyne? Odyne- Paul's watch isn't going. Mrs. Fettinger-- Well, how about Paul? INCONSISTENCY How inconsistent is woman, A tangle of hope and regret- Her birthday she would have you remember, Yet her age she would have you forget. james- What is the matter, Monk? You look tired. Lawrence- I am, I just ate dinner. Mr. Coleman fin Phy. Geog, class,-f-3'Maeeil, what is a plateau? Maceil-'Tm not sure, but I think it is a prairie on a mountain top. Odyne-'LDid I not see you take a tramp through the woods yesterday? PaulF The idea! That was my Physiology teacher. Mr. Johnson-f3'Have you ever been up before me? Kenneth-3'I don't know. What time do you get up? Earl C.-'The rapidly increasing divorce rates prove coming the land of the free. that America is fast be- Orvis B.- Yes, but the continuance? of the marriage rates prove it is still the land of the brave. . Miss Wliite- - This is a good book to read, 'A Friend of Caesar'. johnnie D.-a-- I never knew he had one. Miss Ross- What do you mean by chewing gum that way? Radie B.- That's the only way I know to chew it. Page Seventyffive