Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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if ..-E-eh. 3 THE CHAMPION, '28 ----. gg, pig, ---- --'-- ' - ..,, - ' 'u ' ' -: -,qw 1:11:11 ' Miss White-L'What is the matter with your writing todaygnew pen--new ink-new kind of paper, or-? William B.H No ma'am-Neuralgiaf' Edna R.f!'Mr. Houchin, have you won the Bachelors degree yet? Mr. Houchin- She hasn't said yet, .but I think I have. Mr. Johnson- And now we get that X equals O. Clifton S.- Aw gee, all that work for nothing. Mr. Johnson- And why are you late? Frank Coker- Well, a sign down here- Mr. Johnson- Well what does the sign have to do with it? Frank- The sign said, 'School Ahead-Go Slowf Miss Ross- What is cold boiled ham? Margaret K.-- Oh, that is ham boiled in cold water, is it not? Freddie Q.- It is a nice day today, isn't it? Ancil C.- Why yes, the nicest Tuesday we have had this week. Don E.- You had better keep your eyes open today. Miss Rossf Why? Don-'LSO you can see. WHY TEACHERS GET MARRIED Teacher- What are glaciers? Student- Guys who fix windows when they are broken. Teachei'- What is a peninsula? Student- A bird that lives on icebergsf' Teacher-- What is a volcano? Student--'LA mountain with a hole in the top--if you look down you can sec the creator smoking. Teacherf What is steel wool? Student- The fleece of a hydraulic ram. Teacheri What are the christian nations? Student- Those that use cuss words. Teacher- What is ettiquette? Student- Saying 'No thank you,' when you mean 'gimme'. Page Scvcntyftwo

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.TA F RM' THE CHAMPION, '28 3 1 ' '1 J ----'---'-- 25 -vv 1-ug - - -1-Q - ,-Jf - ----,- -'--' L A ' ' U ,..--- '. ' . A student in Physical Geography gave the following answer to the question, Describe the early movements for canals in Ill. The oldest canal in Illinois is the alimentary canalg it is the one that flows from Chicago to Joliet. Miss White- It gives me great pleasure to give you 60 in Caesar. Emerson T.- Oh, just make it 90 and have a real good time. Miss White- What is the spoils system? Haskell W.- The spoils system is a system where the mayor of an Illinois city appoints a feller who takes his old horse and wagon and drives all over the city and examines the garbage cans and removes the spoils. Kermite-- What is the Baccalaureate sermon for? William- That is where you are supposed to go to church sober. Un Commercial Arithmetic classj Mr. Coleman-'iWho worked number 41? Mary Francis-'LI didn't, because I didn't know how many sheep there were in a head. The trouble with our sheiks is that they don't stay in the desert. Mr. Ccilemanw- What would you give for hair like mine? Doris W.- I dunno dearieg what did you give for it? Malcolm N.h'l.WlI11qt you hold my hand? Ella L.- Sir! How dare you. I never held a boys' hand in my whole life. Malcolni- Well, don't go putting on airsg neither have I. Mr. Houchin- Give me for one year the number of tons of coal shipped from the U. S? Williani B.-H1492--none. Doris H.- What are the enemies of grasshoppers? Ray C.- Dogs, cats, and biology students. Page Seventyfone

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5.1, 'assi-. THE CHAMPION, '28 faS4'.,: ' -royal-, -f-- ,Q -4 --1-- 3 ----' -L-- ----1'f-------- ,,,. .!--- ' --zg 1--i-.Iii ----' I Oleva- Has Pete ever kissed you? Farreline-- I should say not. Why? Oleva- Oh, he just told me the other day that he hadn't. FarrelineH The liar. Orvis was trying out his new automatic shot gun at the expense of a hawk that had been getting rough with the chickens. just as he started the bombardment his wife in the house turned on the radio. Well, what do you know about that! I've got Chicago. Miss Corn- Now, ames, can ou tell me wh Geor e Washin ton was so Y Y famous? JHIUCS--.sWCll, I guess it just came natural to him. l918fe- Close the saloons and save the boys. 1928--3LClose the garages and save the girls. fScanland, to a spiritualist in the city.j Spiritualist- So you want to call up your late motherfinflaw? ScanlandH Yes. It wasn't enough for her to plague me to death while she was living, but just before she died she hid my pipe. I'd like to ask her where she hid it. Ancil-- Is Lawrence very lazy? Orris C.- Why, he is so lazy that he rides in a Ford, so he won't have to knock the ashes off his cigarette. fPete at the training camp last summer, Say colonel, can I go home and help my wife clean house? Ciilimnel- Wh , I just received a letter from our wife sa inf ou were no Y . Y Y is Y help around the house. . Pete-- All right, sir, but I know one thingm-there are two people that handle as the truth loosely around this camp, and I am one of themfI'm not married. james S.- If I were as lazy as you I would go home and stay in the barn. an Albert K.- If I were as lazy as you, I wouldn't have any barn to go to. Page Seventyftlwcc