Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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I- ' THE CHAMPIO AJ 3 N M --, , '28 .5 J - ' .1 , Axjy:-. . . -f.x,',T- .iffr 'eq-V-f. S -f ' 5116? ...A jglzl., ,... ....... I A H I M -bv I I ., .. . ,,,,,,V' g Paul H.- I haven't been out and played poker for three weeks. Kermit- I guess you have turned over a new leaf. Paul- No, I turned over a new car. Radie- Gee, my head feels hot. Velma- I thought I smelled wood burning. 1 Bertis W.- My girl made me a tie out of one of her dresses' Lloyd N.- That's nothing. My girl made a dress out of one of my ties. George N.- Who was the straightest man in the Bible? Austin E.- Joseph, because Pharoah made a ruler out of him. Mr. Houchin- Lawrence, what would you take to keep still? Lawrence- Nothing Mr. Houchin- Well, you will get something if you don't keep still. Condog What is your test average in Geometry? Chig.- Got 97 so far. Condo-i'Mighty good. Chig.- Yeh. Made forty on the first test, thirty on the second, and twenty' seven on the third. Fred W.- I'm going to make a plant that will grow strawberries and creamf Mr. Houchin- How is that? Fred- By grafting strawberry plants and milk weeds. Vernon B.- When I die and go to heaven, I am going to ask Shakespeare if he really wrote all those plays. George N.-ff- But if he isn't there-? Vernonf Then you ask him for me. Mr. Willis- This report card does not look so well. Bernard- Well, pop, that is what I told the teacher, but she insisted on me bringing it home. That is just the way with women, ain't it, pop? Page Seventy A

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.-.si 3 VII ll G I s ' THE CHAMPION, '28 ,-.g.,,,f' - -. J. ' Lv! ' v ' '--- : --'eng +-----'-- ef:-L-1:H ' '-'L llh' gy., ,,., '-- A '- 1,-v ' 5 I Q Teacher- Ellis, what can you tell me about Aaron, Ellis- Well, his name is the first one in the telephone directory. Gordon J.- Daddy, a boy at school told me that I looked like you. Mr. Johnson- Is that sog and what did you say? Goron- Nothing He was bigger than I. Freshman- Why are those trees bending over so far? Senior-- You would bend over, too, if you were as full of green apples as they are. When Grandma was a flapper, She dressed like Mother Hubbardg But Grandma's daughter- Dresses more like her cupboard. Mr. johnsonA You should be more careful to pull your shades down at night- I saw you kiss your wife last night. Mr. Gray- Ha! Ha! The joke is on you. I was not at home last night. Elwood- Where is that hired man you had? Mr. Hurt- Aw, the poor fellow was a chauffeur and one day he crawled under the mule to see why it wouldn't go. George N.--- I say, will fifty cents pay for that old hen I just ran over? Farmer of Camelville- Better make it a dollar-I have an old rooster who thought a lot of that old hen, and he might die from the shock. Mrs. Rcmdarmel- Well, Edna, I see you have at last landed a man. Edna- Yes, but you should have seen the ones I let go by. Dexter E.- Do you think there is any chance for me, Doctor? Dr. Miller- 'Yes, but you need not start any continued stories. Irene- You say your sister makes up jokes? Then she is a humorist? Ermil B.- No, she works in a beauty parlor. Page Sixtyfnine

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.TA F RM' THE CHAMPION, '28 3 1 ' '1 J ----'---'-- 25 -vv 1-ug - - -1-Q - ,-Jf - ----,- -'--' L A ' ' U ,..--- '. ' . A student in Physical Geography gave the following answer to the question, Describe the early movements for canals in Ill. The oldest canal in Illinois is the alimentary canalg it is the one that flows from Chicago to Joliet. Miss White- It gives me great pleasure to give you 60 in Caesar. Emerson T.- Oh, just make it 90 and have a real good time. Miss White- What is the spoils system? Haskell W.- The spoils system is a system where the mayor of an Illinois city appoints a feller who takes his old horse and wagon and drives all over the city and examines the garbage cans and removes the spoils. Kermite-- What is the Baccalaureate sermon for? William- That is where you are supposed to go to church sober. Un Commercial Arithmetic classj Mr. Coleman-'iWho worked number 41? Mary Francis-'LI didn't, because I didn't know how many sheep there were in a head. The trouble with our sheiks is that they don't stay in the desert. Mr. Ccilemanw- What would you give for hair like mine? Doris W.- I dunno dearieg what did you give for it? Malcolm N.h'l.WlI11qt you hold my hand? Ella L.- Sir! How dare you. I never held a boys' hand in my whole life. Malcolni- Well, don't go putting on airsg neither have I. Mr. Houchin- Give me for one year the number of tons of coal shipped from the U. S? Williani B.-H1492--none. Doris H.- What are the enemies of grasshoppers? Ray C.- Dogs, cats, and biology students. Page Seventyfone