Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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3' ' frm: CHAMPIO 28 J ia- 1 N ...Y 4, I of?4o ,, .,...-,- , EXW- -t ' Y , 1 'A l, I - 4 N J A ..- - ,es , , exgsels., Q , ..., N 2 FET- -J' 7 yiwfq H .. mv? :u,.,,UA Dirlgbat- Waiter, what is wrong with this chicken? Waiter- It's been in a fight, sir. Dingbat- Well, bring mc the winner. Velma- They say that drinking shortens a man's life. James A.- Yes, but he sees twice as much in the same length of time. Oleva- Is this skirt too short? Cleo- Oh, my goodness, yes. Oleva- Fine Mr. Fettinger- So you say you want to marry my daughter? How much do you make? Malcolm N.-'LI don't even touch the stuff. Paul- How does your new cigaret lighter work? Kermit- Fine, I can light it with one match now. Wilburm- How did you get that cut on the head? Peter- A man threw a tomato at me. Wilbur- But that would not cut your head. Peter- Yes, but he forgot to take the can off it. Heber- The cat sure made a lot of racket last night. Herbert J.- Yes, ever since he ate the canary he thinks he can sing. Mr. Houchin- What is a blizzard? Johnnie D.- The inside of a chicken. Harold H.- If you keep on looking at me like that, I am going to kiss you. Mildred J.- Well, I can't hold this expression much longer. Page Sixty-eight N 4

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-f. If--31 ..- THE CHAMPIO . '28 ff- N ..- MIB E.. e-f 1' -- -' .'Q.iLjI'jj,. ..-- ' ,:A -- : 5 Helen M.e!'Say, Mr. Soderling, would you take me for a little fly? Pete S.- Why, not at all. You look too much like a little gir Ruby C.- How does one feel when kept in for bad spelling? Naomi F.- Spellfbound. I must be off, said the man as he entered the insane asylum. First Freshman- How far are we from the right answer? Second Freshman- Just two seats. Robert B.- What do you think of mud as a beautifier? Haskell W.- Well, it hasn't helped the turtle very much. Teacher- Johnnie, I have just punished you because I love y Johnnie- I wish I were big enough to return your love. Paul- When is the best time to get married? Kermit- If you are young, not yetg if you are old, never. Malcolm N.- I called on three Kings while I was in Europe. Vernon- How exciting. Kid- Say, Dad, that apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I Dad- Here, take this medicine and wash it down. Kid- Aw, just let him walk down. 1 .. ou ate it too. Mr. Houchin- What proof have you that alcohol is lighter than water? James A.- Well, it goes to your head when you drink it. Mr. Ehrlich- What do you mean, young man, by turning off the porch light when you kiss my daughter goodnight? Earl C.- Why, you see- Mr. Ehrlich-- That's enoughg never darken my door again. Page Sixtyfseven

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.-.si 3 VII ll G I s ' THE CHAMPION, '28 ,-.g.,,,f' - -. J. ' Lv! ' v ' '--- : --'eng +-----'-- ef:-L-1:H ' '-'L llh' gy., ,,., '-- A '- 1,-v ' 5 I Q Teacher- Ellis, what can you tell me about Aaron, Ellis- Well, his name is the first one in the telephone directory. Gordon J.- Daddy, a boy at school told me that I looked like you. Mr. Johnson- Is that sog and what did you say? Goron- Nothing He was bigger than I. Freshman- Why are those trees bending over so far? Senior-- You would bend over, too, if you were as full of green apples as they are. When Grandma was a flapper, She dressed like Mother Hubbardg But Grandma's daughter- Dresses more like her cupboard. Mr. johnsonA You should be more careful to pull your shades down at night- I saw you kiss your wife last night. Mr. Gray- Ha! Ha! The joke is on you. I was not at home last night. Elwood- Where is that hired man you had? Mr. Hurt- Aw, the poor fellow was a chauffeur and one day he crawled under the mule to see why it wouldn't go. George N.--- I say, will fifty cents pay for that old hen I just ran over? Farmer of Camelville- Better make it a dollar-I have an old rooster who thought a lot of that old hen, and he might die from the shock. Mrs. Rcmdarmel- Well, Edna, I see you have at last landed a man. Edna- Yes, but you should have seen the ones I let go by. Dexter E.- Do you think there is any chance for me, Doctor? Dr. Miller- 'Yes, but you need not start any continued stories. Irene- You say your sister makes up jokes? Then she is a humorist? Ermil B.- No, she works in a beauty parlor. Page Sixtyfnine