Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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-f. If--31 ..- THE CHAMPIO . '28 ff- N ..- MIB E.. e-f 1' -- -' .'Q.iLjI'jj,. ..-- ' ,:A -- : 5 Helen M.e!'Say, Mr. Soderling, would you take me for a little fly? Pete S.- Why, not at all. You look too much like a little gir Ruby C.- How does one feel when kept in for bad spelling? Naomi F.- Spellfbound. I must be off, said the man as he entered the insane asylum. First Freshman- How far are we from the right answer? Second Freshman- Just two seats. Robert B.- What do you think of mud as a beautifier? Haskell W.- Well, it hasn't helped the turtle very much. Teacher- Johnnie, I have just punished you because I love y Johnnie- I wish I were big enough to return your love. Paul- When is the best time to get married? Kermit- If you are young, not yetg if you are old, never. Malcolm N.- I called on three Kings while I was in Europe. Vernon- How exciting. Kid- Say, Dad, that apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I Dad- Here, take this medicine and wash it down. Kid- Aw, just let him walk down. 1 .. ou ate it too. Mr. Houchin- What proof have you that alcohol is lighter than water? James A.- Well, it goes to your head when you drink it. Mr. Ehrlich- What do you mean, young man, by turning off the porch light when you kiss my daughter goodnight? Earl C.- Why, you see- Mr. Ehrlich-- That's enoughg never darken my door again. Page Sixtyfseven

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f- ew W -ei v THE CHAMP! ' ii ii-srl' ON. 28 ....... -4 , ' +-- - fi- 'Ji-' - -- 147A A ' ' - -.., , ,III l 'l V ' w X M' If f lllll itll lM'r will 'fl r it Wlll ls... gill . l . ' Mr. Houehin- That is the third time you have looked on Herbert's paper. Orgal F.- Yes sir, he doesn't write very plainly. james A.- Whitt would you do if you had an eight sided figure? Lawreneemul would start a side show. Mr. Johnson- If the president should die, what would happen? Ray- There would he a funeral. Miss White-f Why did you send me that alarm clock for a birthday present? VVoodson C.-L'Well, you said you liked rings. Miss Gruhh was trying to impress on the memhers of the hoys chorus the mean' ing of Lf' and Lil' in a song they were about to learn. Miss Grubb- Now if Lf' means forte, what does 'ff' mein' Charles W.- Why eighty, of course ' Page Sixtyfsix

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3' ' frm: CHAMPIO 28 J ia- 1 N ...Y 4, I of?4o ,, .,...-,- , EXW- -t ' Y , 1 'A l, I - 4 N J A ..- - ,es , , exgsels., Q , ..., N 2 FET- -J' 7 yiwfq H .. mv? :u,.,,UA Dirlgbat- Waiter, what is wrong with this chicken? Waiter- It's been in a fight, sir. Dingbat- Well, bring mc the winner. Velma- They say that drinking shortens a man's life. James A.- Yes, but he sees twice as much in the same length of time. Oleva- Is this skirt too short? Cleo- Oh, my goodness, yes. Oleva- Fine Mr. Fettinger- So you say you want to marry my daughter? How much do you make? Malcolm N.-'LI don't even touch the stuff. Paul- How does your new cigaret lighter work? Kermit- Fine, I can light it with one match now. Wilburm- How did you get that cut on the head? Peter- A man threw a tomato at me. Wilbur- But that would not cut your head. Peter- Yes, but he forgot to take the can off it. Heber- The cat sure made a lot of racket last night. Herbert J.- Yes, ever since he ate the canary he thinks he can sing. Mr. Houchin- What is a blizzard? Johnnie D.- The inside of a chicken. Harold H.- If you keep on looking at me like that, I am going to kiss you. Mildred J.- Well, I can't hold this expression much longer. Page Sixty-eight N 4