Winslow High School - Eskimo Yearbook (Winslow, IN)

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. -rg f wgw.' f'f'., f Auf- J- . J. V. -Y 2 . ,Wm . , 1920 CHAMPION 1920 lllnkva Miss McKedy Qgiving a composition of foodj- Butter is 85.0 fatg 11.0 waterlg 1.0 protein, and 3.0 ash. . H Olive- Why, Miss McKedy, mamma doesn't put ashes ln her butter! When Carl H. gets his hair curled He looks so sweet and gayg He has to take his dog along To keep the girls away. Beadles had a little pet, His name we know it well, And everything that Beadles did His pet was sure to. tell. Mr. Loeser made a speech, All on a Monday morningg The children he loved to teach All sat there, busy yawning. As Maurice E. and Marguerite F. Were walking out near here, Said Maurice E. to Marguerite F.: 'My Darling, this' is leap year! Demur little Irene H. Has come into school, . To learn to read Latin By Carl's own rule. Miss McKedy- Lena, if you had only five potatoes and were getting dinner for six, what would you do ? Lena- I'd mash them. Ward- Mr. Beadles, was writing done on tablets of stone in early days? Beadles- Yes. Ward- Then it must have taken a crowbar to break the news. zknna Cgiving a report on Africaj- The natives of Africa are divided in three parts. ' - I Agri Loeser fmaking a speech before assemblyy- Wait until I get my cough drop p ace . - I-Iarmeyer, in Latin- Daisy, is that a free translation? Daisy- I should say not. It cost me 75 cents. Senior- Say, did you ever take chloroform ? FA Roy D.- No, who teaches it ? Lena foverheard in a low tone at libraryj- Loral, do you love me '? Loral fwhisperj- I'll have to ask mama. Lola B.- Mr. Johnson, do you quarrel with your wife like you do with us kids ? Mr. J .- Yes, when she gets on her ear, like you 'kids' do. Glen Tyner was throwing paper wads at Helen Wickware. Helen- Yo' all better quit throwing them paper wads or I'll tell Basil. Ainsel C.-What's all that racket out there? Virgel B.-Oh! that's Mr.- Loeser and Mr. Johnson coming up the stairs. One Thing Thou Lackest Yet 65 ,

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1920 CHAMPION 1920 31nkra-Qlnntinueh f Abe- James, what are the three English words most commonly used'7 James V.- I don't know. Abe- You guessed them. Shelby-Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg address? Skinner-I thought he lived at Washington. Freshie Cto Sophomorej-Did you hear about that earthquake 1n January? Sophomore-No, you know what caused it? Freshie-Yes. Sophomore-What 'I Freshie-Basil Johnson fell. Ward- Gimme a cent's worth of nuts. Ephraim Qgood-naturedlyj- You can have 'em mixed, if you like Ward feagerlyj- All right. Put in a couple of cocoanuts. We wonder Whether Mr. Loeser's curiosity was satisfied after peeping mer the curtain. He would not tell us what he saw. For For For For IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE Mr. Loeser to comb his hair. Urel and Helen to be tardy. Lena Booth to keep her mouth shut. Mr. Harmeyer's vocabulary to become exhausted To keep the Eighth grade quiet. For For For Estelle to talk without making motions. Maurice not to have an argument. Basil johnson to lose his temper. For Mr. Beadles to smile.C?J To please everybody. For For For For For For Olive to have her Latin lesson. Virda Wright to look pleasant. Daisy and Irene to be on time. Roma McCord to frown. Helen Wickware to be present every day. Miss McKedy to boil water without scorching it. For school to go on without Basil johnson. For For For For Cleon to smile. Shelby to grow tall. Rentis to have a text book. Armon Corn to look pleasant. So Foolish Was I, and Ignorant 66