Winooski High School - Carillon Yearbook (Winooski, VT)

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Bermuda. I.M. Loaded. Famous banker and his wife, the former Pauline Bergeron, are vacationing on the island. With them are their two children, Penny and Bill. Honeymooning on the island are William Arcand, Vice-President of the Crate Furniture Company and his bride the daughter of J. P. Crate. The marriage climaxed a spectacular career which began when William entered the company as a mattress tester. Now he has crept his way up to the vice-presidency and the boss’s daughter. Happiness to them always. Bending Rail, Texas. Word has just been received of another gigantic oil strike on the property of Dig It Deep Gregorek. It is believed that the strike will add to Mr. Gregorek’s fabulous fortune, the small sum of seven million dollars. Cactus, Arizona. Paul Lister, former basketball star, has been hired by the city of Cactus to teach and direct all sports in the city’s high school. Mr. Lister will begin his duties as coach as soon as he receives his discharge from the Air Force. Miami, Florida. After many years of experimenting and trial, Jeannette Boufjard and Rita Landry, Home Economists have succeeded in growing a ready made fruit salad. The two girls plan to open an experimental grove near Jericho, Vermont. New York City. Irene Char land, foreign missionary is returning to the United States next week to visit her family. She has been traveling in South Africa for five years, where she has been trying to persuade the natives to wear shoes. She has not been very successful, but she is returning in a few months for another try. Washington, D.C. Word has just been received that foreign correspondent, Shirley Fitzgerald, has just returned from a trip to Mars. She brought back with her, Igor Stanislaus, atomic scientist who had been held captive by the Martiams for three months. Shirley undertook the dangerous mission as a service to mankind. She took with her sixty cases of Soggies, the cereal shot from water pistols, as ransom. New Mexico -- Aline Hatin Myers has just begun a tour of the country with her Glee Club. Included in the group are Aline’s eight sons. They will be in this city in a few weeks. Watch for their coming, in the local newspapers. Well, that just about finishes today's news. Be sure to tune in tomorrow at the same time for more news and chatter. This is Joyce Shiner signing off, and wishing you a pleasant day.

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AUGURIUM CLASSIS By Joyce Shiner Station WWHS Joyce Shiner speaking. Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Stand by for the latest news reports. But first a word from our announcer Jacqueline Bergeron, who has been recently voted the owner of the silkiest voice of the year. Miss Bergeron. Ladies, do you feel run down? Does your back ache? Are your hands red? Do you see spots in front of your eyes? You do? Then try that amazing new drug, Sallahcol. This drug was perfected by scientist Marion Sallah, who has recently completed five years of research at Keyboard University. And now for the news. New York City. SEVENTEEN, the magazine for young girls has a new editor. Her name is Mary Leveillee. Mary has proven to the business world that she can combine a suc- cessful career and marriage. She will begin her duties as soon as she returns from Paris, France, where she has been viewing the latest styles and fashions. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The city of Milwaukee turned out today to greet the new world’s champion flagpole sitter. William Daley recently broke the flagpole sitting record by remaining for 250 days on top of the Schlitz Brewery. When asked for a statement by reporters, Mr. Daley replied, “ The aroma was wonderful.” Paris, France. The awards were given today at the convention of the World’s Hair- dressers. The first prize went to Audrey Provost L’Amour. The award was accepted by the winner’s triplet daughters. East Potato Chip, Vermont. Miss Betty Lister, president of the East Potato Chip Chap- ter of the Lonely Hearts Club, announced today that she is resigning as president. Miss Lister also announced that she is going to marry next month. The lucky man is M. E. Brainey, who is principal of the local high school. Hollywood, California. The leading lady for Cecil B. DeMille’s newest epic has finally been chosen. The lucky girl will be Lorraine Limoges. Co-starring with her will be the amazing new western star, Albert Sweeney. The title of the picture is “ Fools ftish In.” New York City. Anita Quintin, famous model, and Theresa Julian, editor of MY TRUE STORY magazine, have announced that they are collaborating on a book which will be based on their experiences. The title of the book will be Cadillac and Red Hair.” Boston, Mass. Gerald Seymour has just set a new record for speed typing. Gerald at- tributed his success to perfect spelling and grammar. And now a listening reminder. The Elaine Merchant Show will not be heard tonight due to a special talk to be given by Robert Rabidoux, head of the Grand Union Company. Mr. Rabidoux will speak on “ The High School Student and Business” or “ How to Ask for an Excuse.” Be sure to tune in next week to hear Elaine Merchant and her songs at the regular time. Rutland, Vermont. A riot broke out in the Women’s Prison today. Colleen Dillon, head matron, and Beverly Francis, prison’s physician, quickly subdued the rebellion and things are now quiet. As a result of her quick thinking, Miss Dillon is now being considered for the vacancy at San Quentin. More news in a moment. But first a word from our sponsor, Dizzy Don Ignaszewski and his used cars. Remember, Dizzy Don has driven all of these cars personally and they have hit nothing but the best telephone poles in town. So walk into Dizzy Don’s today and drive out in style.

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Name Pet Saying Likes Dis I ikes William Arcand Hi-Chicken Girls Work Jacqueline Bergeron Oh Gosh Shorthand Farmers Pauline Bergeron C’est damage Office work Kill joys Jeannette Bouffard Gosh Sailors Flirts Irene Charland I don’t know Shorthand Extroverts William Daley Peasants Physics To write Colleen Dillon Good Heavens Cars To walk Shirley Fitzgerald I don’t know Cars Men drivers Beverly Francis It’s the truth Skippy Dancing William Gregorek What’s it to Claire Teachers Aline Hatin you Your dues George Being short Donald Ignaszewski Well yes Cars Sunday drivers Theresa Julian Get the kid Bob Work Rita Landry That’s true Steno Boys Mary Leveillee Big deal Verne Other men Lorraine Limoges Aw-come-on Ray and Don Shorthand Betty Lister Did you see him Buddy Unanswered questions Paul Lister How about that Sports College Elaine Merchant You’re crazy Fooling around Steady boy friends Audrey Provost Oh darn it Tony Physics Anita Quintin How about that Francis Nosy people Robert Rabidoux Albert Sweeney Joyce Shiner Marion Sail ah Gerald Seymour Give me a light Jacky Duh..... Math You should live Anything so long I don’t know School Is that so Physics People Physics Boys without a 180 I Q Going steady To agree Disposi tion Buddy Hobby Ambition Fine Paul Sleeping To inherit a fortune Pleasant Jeannette Blushing To be a secretary Good Irene Working To raise 10 kids Quiet Jacky Writing To be a housewife Okay Pauline Beading To weigh 100 lbs. Devil-may-care Bill, Don Jokes Just to get out Easy going Joanne Sports To succeed in life Dignified Audrey Fishing To be a Wac Fair Joyce Homework To be a housewife On the beam Bill, Bob Hunting To be a good husband Sunny George Singing To be tall Happy-go-lucky Bill, Bob Girls To graduate Tops Ani ta Talking To own a Cadillac and a mink coat Pleasant Pauline Laughing To be a stenographer Good Audrey Sewing To marry Verne All right Jackie Men To be married Temperamental Ani ta Canasta To own a man Smooth Bill Girls To be a millionaire Grinning Irene Movies To hold a man Laughing Mary Loafing To manage Red Sox Baffling Tess Francis To be Mrs. Francis Gilbeau You name it Bill, Don Working To own the A P Vague Bill Gui tar Just to live Humorous Bev Doing nothing To lose weight Intellectual Carol Music To be another Einstein Secretive Air Corps Resting To retire