Wingate School - X Ray Yearbook (Wingate, NC)

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Ruth Black to Iforth Green: Yon certainly have the right name. IVorth: O well, Ruth, I will have to return the CHll11bllll1L'l1l.n Herbert Sullivan and Mary Perry discussing life and love: Herbert: Life is one foolish thing after another. Mary: Yes, and love is two foolish things after each other. Professor Carroll to Annie -Ioncs in Cicero: What inakcs you write the English in your hook 6 Annie: I live to inake life easy for those who live after ine. The Library Connnittee to Bruce Snyder: XVhat do you take this rooln to he 4 Bruce: I don't know, but froni the looks of things in here it must be a inenagerief' Nell Hefner and Bess McIntyre to Brooks Jerome: UIQ under- stand that you arc sonietvhat of a poetf' Brooks: 4'IVell, I should say so. Here is a little bit I was just thinking of 1 Little grains of powder, Little drops of paint, Make a girlls complexion Look like what it ain't. Kick Eunderhurk to Ellen Gaddy: IJon't you say anything about nie coining honie With you froni the reception tonight. Ellen: No, indeedg I ani as ashamed of it as you are. Professor Carroll to Carl King in the Philosophian Society: t'Let's keep quiet hack there. You are disturbing the spcakcrf' Carl: Miz President, I niove you have Professor Carroll tined for speaking without permission. Roy Mills to Blanchard XYillianis: YYhat is spooning? Blanchard: That is a 1noder11 wav of expressing alfectionf 47

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Carl King, with a glancing look at Frank Griflin's shoes, reniarkeclc Frank, when are you going to Germany ?' ' Frank: T am not going. Wlhy do you ask that question Z Carl: HI thought from the looks of the boats you have on you must be going to Take a Trip somewhere over the water. J oe Lee to Mary Benneftz If you were the only girl in this world T would give you a close of arsenic. Mary: L'Yes, aiul if you were the only boy I sure would take the close. 2 Bunyan Thomas Went to the shoe shop to get his shoes. Finel- ing no one there, he rleoiclecl to slip out with them. Wlhile putting his foot in the shoe he hearfil some one holler: l'Don't put that thing in here I The shoemaker hall just gone on the inside to clinch the nails. Carl King to Dan McCollum: i'Tt Wouldn't surprise me if I would deliver the Commencement aclclress here some timefl Dan- That' s all true. You can never tell the luek of a lousy calf. Thomas Bivens to Miss Carolina YYebster in geography: 4'lVhat is the most useful animal in the World ? Miss Tlfelister: The camel QCan1pbell'J, of course. Thonias: mAh, I am not talking about preaehersfl Hoy Mills Cintroclueing himself to Rev. Hight C. Moore last Commencement.3 2 This Mr. Roy Mills. Mr. Moore: Glad to meet you. Wlhieh niember of the faculty rag are you fl Brooks Jerome to Miss Bertlia Johnson: lilo youiknow the mlirferenee between a grasshopper and a grass widow? Miss Johnson: I clo not know. Brooks: 'There is no diliierenee. They both jump at the iirst ehaneef' -16

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John MeManus lost his book, and asked Professor Langston to announce it in chapel one morning. A few days after that John ,nr said: 4'Professor, have you found Where iny book is at f 77 Professor: Yes, it is behind that preposition, at. Percy XVall said there were three things no man could guess, namely: The decision of a judge, the kick of a mule, and the age of a woman. The Cwsar class exeuse themselves for using a pony in trans- lating Cmsar bf saying the ox is in the ditch on Sunday, and they have to get him out. Professor Carroll to P. G. Wall on Cicero: HTranslate 'autemf P. G.: However, nevertheless, but all around. The author of the Humorous Side will say for the benefit of the Editorial Staff that YV. H. Herrinfgib is no fish. A elerk in a bookstore to Freshman A. B. Collins: Something for you, please W? Collins: f'Yes, sir, T want an answer book to Beulalfs Gran1n1ar. Professor Carroll to Carl King: YVhat is spaee f Carl King: I have it in my head, Professor, but I am not able to define itfl Professor Carroll to Xiek Funderburk, on Geometry: XVhat is the side opposite the right angle of a right triangle called W' Xiek Cafter deep thought! : The 4Hippotamus.' Ruth Black to Amnie .I ones: Annie, I believe you're in love.'7 Annie: I ought to be. I am exposed to three serious eases: Mills, Duncan, and Statonf' Hobart Morton ivent flown to the postotliee and tried to express a package a few days ago. -IS