Winfield High School - Mirror Yearbook (Winfield, IA)

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CLASS PROPHECY Time Judgment Day Place Before the Bar of Justice Judge St Peter Hwhen this class of nineteen fifty quits the battlefield of earth And St Peter I fancy I can Speaking loud and clearly about a job well done asks their spirits to rename their deeds of worth, hear them as they step up one by one June Davis I was a dietitian and lived off the fat of the land Bob Johnson I owned a racing stable, but they had to use a calendar instead of a stop watch to time my horses Delores Robertson I was a successful movie actress, and I discovered one thing, that flattery consists of soft soap and t soap is 907 lye Bob Mason I made a fortune by crossing carrier pigions with ducks to dellver messages to submarines Signa Sandquist I discovered the newest thing in short snacks, a skinless frankfurter without meat Richard Lemon I was made famous by proving that a beet is a potato with high blood pressure Eleanor Kongable I was a gossip columnist Boy, I sense of rumor Ronald Kester I became noted as a press agent My was my 'lie abilityu I made millions as a statistician stastics show that Yale grads have while Vassar grads have l 7, which show that women have more children Dorothy Kellogg really had a greatest asset For instance, l 3 children merely goes o than men where you smell your own flowers Johanna McCray I caused a sensation in the patent office by sug gesti g that people keep their house warm by having the painter give it tvo coats Ronnie Rodruck The second HNew Lookn in cars was one of my many brainchllds The Cadillac had nothing on my car Virginia Chance My heights were attained as a psyciatrist I even studied the nervous system of plants CI discovered that a raisin is really only a worried grape D Roland Hatton In my prime I was a big man Why, I had twenty thousand people under me CI was a vatchman in a cemetery I Elberta Snell I was the first erson to harness the world's greatest waterpower a woman's tears Deane Johnson I was very successful as a snuff manufacturer because I put my busine s in other people's noses Burnette Bargar I spent my life putting neople's faces on paper, and I was well paid for it 0 U ' 9 .rv sof Q U . : ' - . Ray Beard: I got married and discovered that a wedding is a funeral