Windsor Locks High School - Herald Yearbook (Windsor Locks, CT)

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THE HIGH SCHOOL HERALD 26 To Frank Karp and Louis Camp I have an important message to de¬ liver. The message is that we want you to stop calling the present Senior class down for having your books missing after every fourth period. Re¬ member that they are not the only ones in that period. Marion Kobos, I advise you to stick with the Windsor Locks Scouts instead of enrolling with the Campfire Giris of Windsor, because you are not eligible to compete with your own Scouts. Mary Botasso, when you become a sophomore and take your mid¬ year exams I advise you to stop weeping over them because you did not receive the marks that you deserved. Don’t forget, Mary, that you do not belong to the faculty. Tony Coly, the next time you are going to beat time for your orches¬ tra when they play “Sing Song Girl,’’ I advise you to strike the drum as loud as you can so that you can be heard. Now, Freshmen, don’t take this advice too seriously, but be just as jolly and content as Carmen Ferrara. To regain your past happiness, just remember this: “Dear little Freshmen, don’t you cry, You’ll be seniors bye and bye.” Thaddeus Zimowski, ’31. ADVICE TO GRADUATES. Have you noticed how melancholy, thoughtful, dejected, and de¬ pressed the Class of 1932 has been for the past month or so? Well, it is all caused by the burden of having to give scholarly advice to the class that is graduating from our halls of learning to-morrow night. They need so much of it the trouble is to find out that which they need the most, for we could never take time to give all that is needed. 1 hus, after much deliberation I have decided on the following:— Thomas Dillon: We advLse you to get mussed up the next time you “play” football and not look as though you had just stepped out ot a band- box. Katherine Kane: We wonder what there is about the night ail that attracts you, Katherine? When you go walking in the evening be sure to dress warmly for you might catch cold and have to stay in and so miss your evening walks. Nicholas Maltese: When there are any pictures around, we advise you to look before you leap. They’re breakable you know. Carmen Ferrara: We advise you, Carmen, not to use that vocabulaiy of yours in the presence of any people, other than college graduates. e might not understand you.

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24 THE HIGH SCHOOL HERALD I advise Burton Wadsworth to hereafter be less verbally antago¬ nistic. If he persists in indulging in his present practices, he will become a man without a friend. Benny Soboleski should invest in a new curling iron and give his sister his old one. He should be more practical in its application and curl every hair. After due consideration I have arrived at the ultimate conclusion that Shirley Jackson takes her curricula activities too seriously and should relax her studious tension and coast through her remaining years on the face of the credits acquired in past studies. In concluding, I hope you will accept these friendly words of advice in the same attitude of mind that they are given, and remember, you will be endowed with the same privilege of tendering advice when you graduate. Curtis Saxton, ’31. (Freshmen) In order to preserve peace in Windsor Locks High we, the graduates, feel justified in giving the undergraduates advice that will aid them in their future school life. As upper classmen of this school we wish to advise you green, troublesome, and uncivilized Freshies to follow our example if you wish to reach the goal which you are striving for with any success. To the triumvirate: Lavon Girard, Adele Piaggi, and Marion Mc- Closkey, I advise that you stop winking a,t the male sex and pay more at¬ tention to your books. Philip Lombardi, the next time the school gives any performance we want you to buy a ticket instead of hanging around the doors as if you were one of the unemployed. I advise Bernice Malec and Mary Shykula to act in a sensible manner when they become dignified Seniors. When you reach your sophomore year, Earl Barberie and Johnny Marconi, I advise you to deliver your morning papers earlier so that you will hot be tardy so often for assembly. I congratulate you, Mopy Molyn, as a star player, but I advise you to take up elocution if you wish to succeed as a prominent baseball player. I advise Aldo Sartirani to settle down to business and not act like a jumping jack or a Barnum Bailey clown. George Strogoff and John Noga, if you are looking for any honors at the end of your Senior year, I advise you to follow the example of Nick Maltese. I think, Anna Gaudette, that if you keep up your dancing during recess periods, some day you may really learn to dance.

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26 THE HIGH SCHOOL HERALD Curtis Saxton: You have suggested that one of the Sophomores get a curling iron. You had better get one, yourself, for he might be using his when you want to borrow it. Pauline Preli: We advise you to become a Dean of Girls at some fin¬ ishing school or college. You acted this part so well in “The Touch- down” that we think you could act it in real life. Louis Marconi: You really ought to come back next year and take a post-graduate course so that you will be able to continue hanging around a certain Junior s desk, ou seemed to enjoy that pastime so much this year. George Cannon: ou, also, should come back next year. The Class of 32 is going to do so many wonderful things that ' there won’t be enough cheer leaders in the school to lead the cheering, and for several years you have done well in that capacity. , ... Kathryn Sasali: We advise you to be careful not to acquire the nn!.? echo . ln S People Jhere is some danger of this you know, after all that practice. ou did it so well it seemed to come natural. Robert Connor: We had heard that you were going to be a doctor, but from recent observations it seems that you have given this up to be a professor. ou had better decide soon just what it is to be. , • , Myrtice Loftus: May we suggest, Skippy, that you get a position h K h all ows you to .eave a little before you should, no matter when that is, to powder your nose? Fv.n if “ US Zimow3 ! d: Y . ou s . hould B et a job singing on the radio. L en if you sang as you have in school you would be better than some of tnose we hear. Mary Wheeler:You should continue your study of mythology which has been somewhat interrupted by your regular studies. You seem so in¬ terested in it. f , ,f drew ' eva; We advise you, Andy, to become a model for what the weii-dresseti golfer should wear. You could use the costume you wore in the recent play for a starter. Joseph Ferrari: Hereafter, please listen carefully when someone speaks to you so that you won’t think a lady is asking you for a dance. . r C th ?™ e Crowley: We think you should buy a boat, for if the to take S a°walk? irn ( ° Wn ’ low would you ever £ et over to Warehouse Point Francis Colli: You should take saxaphone lessons. You already Cr aT; fV? ha ? e proved while walking around the- school, and with this added ta.ent perhaps you can take Rudy Vallee’s place soon. Marie McKenna: Now that you’re a Senior, Marie, you ought to learn that a radio cabinet is no place for a hot iron.