Windsor High School - Shawneeola Yearbook (Windsor, MO)

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,ya f,:g.:'::n 1,2- .,,---41, --5-::l- out of e? It's 1 ugliest d, dear. batross: lt Santa nce be- married arriedf' o ry with sten to 's a full ' Shoot ch spot? lfl. own, the , left off if an ir- er. 93 X D Em:T ,'i9Z6 SHAWNEEOLA MQ FHA NCIS JI.-lT1.0C1i Ellilol'-ill-Cliicf 1926 TIN lfI'f1zd,v01' High 55111701 Year Book M0 'f FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF THE SHAXVNEEOLA 1926 RECEIPTS S316 of books ,,,-,-- --------H-- -------------- ------------- 1 0 '00 Advertising ,--,----H ---------- ---------------------------- ' 0 3 Miss McCown, as inducement to dedicate this book to her twhich we didnttj ,,,,-,,,-,-- -------,--------- -----.- 9 9 .07 Miss Payne, to avoid bankruptcy ,------------- U 147.47 Mr. Greer, for not publishing unsavory story .... U, 50,00 Total Receipts .......,,,,,,,,-,.,,, ,..-, QQEQQ DISBURSEMENTS To Burger Engraving' Co. ...........,,..,.,, ---,, S5 1,111.11 Smith-Grieves Printing Co. .......... -- --- 9,999.97 Business Manager, funds embezzled-- ....... -- 1,234.58 YVhizz Bangs fsource material for jokesj ...... 789.10 Miss McCown, to invoke pleasant expression .... 12.34 O Boy Gum for staff ......................... 1.79 n Salary, Editor-in-Chief ..................... 15.97 Salary, Business Manager ................... -- 432.01 Janitor, to sweep Annual office the didnttj--- -- 1,000.88 Hot coffee served to staff after 10 p. m.--- - 7,564.21 Bricks, bought to defend Staff ....--..---- --- 9,876-54 Total Disbursements --- ..... 329,763-72 Total Receipts ........ --- 295-57 Deficit ,,,,..,.. ............ ................ FF 2 9,543-21 veracious XVe, the undersigned, do solemnly swear that this is a statement of the finances of the Shawneeola. Vvimessi. EI.1.Is M. HUS'l'0IQ, Bus. Mgr. RLI'l'I'I Hr:l,EN.x D.-xvls. I 53 l FnANc1s M. lvl.-X'l'LOCK, Editor.

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jail-aw1mmfmn1926: SHAWNEEOLA - L f'-l'!iml7-5359 1 Humor OUR ANNUAL FRENCH JOKE Premier: Jacques, qui etait la dame que jaai vue avec vous hier soir? Second: Eh bien, Gaspard, tu cs bien fou. Elle n' etait point unc dame: elle etait ma femme. Mr. Hoback: XVhat is a vacuum ? y Lee: I have it in my head but I can't think of it now. XValter on Libraryj: May 1 take the Girl of the Limberlost out over the week-end? Fresh: 'Where's thefunny pa- per? Soph: The funny paper? To- day is XVednesday. I told you not to take a bath last night. Kate: Going to the I. C. S. prom? Hap: No, they have such a small floor down at the post office. He: 'What in the world is a metaphor ? She: To keep cows in, stupid. Hey you, quit spittin' out oi' that window. 'tXVhat's the difference? It's starting to rain, anyhow? Sterl: That 1nan is the ugliest p6I'SO1'l I CVGI' SHVV. Annie L.: Not so loud, dear. You're forgetting yourself. A wonderful bird is the albatrossz It hasn,t found out about Santa Claus. XVhat is the difference be- tween an old maid and a married woman ? I don,t know? The old maidis not married. XVhither, Galloping Gregory with yon meat ax? Silence, Eggbread, I hasten to cut my classes. Guide: Quick. There's a full grown leopard. ' ' ' Shoot him on the spot. Lord Dumbleigh: NVhich spot? I say, be specific, my man. I noticc that Miss McCown, the Education instructor, has left off wearing her goloshesf' GC 7 , . les, that,s her idea of an 1r- responsuhle young flappel-bv . Q -6' FKA NCIS .IIA lirlitnr-in-C Thr Wizzdso FIN Sale of bc Advertisil Miss Mc twh Miss Pa I Mr. Grei To Burg Smith-G Business XYhizz I Miss Mc O Boy G Salary, Salary Janitor, Hot coff Bricks, l XVe, statement IIYl.fIl?SS.' Rui'

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1926 sHA'WNEEoLAt Q Guinea's got a basketball nose. 1 How come? n It dribbles. Bo: XVhat are you doing now? Zo: Buying old wells, sawing them up and selling them for post holes. He Cblushingj : Do you like to play croquet? She Ca fiery redj : No. Mamma says it's wicket. I XVhy do they paint battleships gray, Mimi? Forsooth, Ernest, and how should I knoW?,' So the fish can distinguish them from radishes, thou silly? XVhat would you think of a man who Wore red knickers, Cas- toria?', A bit balmy in the crumpet, Blackdraughtf' Zuds, but Santa Claus, does? XVhat,s a hobo T' It,s a garden instrument, but I have 'on numerous occasions re- quested you not toiaddress me by such undignified titles. l Belinda: Methinks thou need- est a lubrication of the knees, Bothwell. -Bothwell: Yeah, verily, I shall be well oiled Saturday eve. Jack: I saw a magician do the Disappearing Valisel' act l2lSf night. Bill: How did he do it? 'Jackz I don't know, but he took the bag out of my DZITIIS- t'Oh, yea, Petravitch, one thing leads to anotherf' VVhat meanest thou, Iskigon, that one thing doth lead to an- FP!! other . Forsoothg silly lad, didst never see link sausage? Oxford: Illl bet that man is a miner. Bags: XVhy the wager? Oxford: Because he has slack in his pants. A Menagerist: Did you see my black-faced antelope? Fundamentalist: XVhom did your black-faced aunt elope with? Euripides: Prithee, whither goest in those glad togs, Pluto? Pluto: For a game of tennis. Euripides: Ah, going out to court, eh? .1 XVhat seats have you left? Only singles? VVell, give me three singles to- gether, please. . Indeed, Cloverdale, and why donlt you wash your feet ? They,re the farthest thing from my mind, Zulchf' .