Windom High School - Eagle Yearbook (Windom, MN)

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CLASS DIQGDH ESV One nxght I was sxttlng xn an easy chalr 1.dly flddlxng wx th the dxals of the radxo when I came to a statxon I hadn't heard be fore It was statron W-I-I S broadcastxng over the network F U T U R E I lxstened of course and leamed from the Orxental Oracle Blooey about the members of the Class of 1948 He saxd rn a deep throaty voxce joan Ackennan ran for a Senator on the Demo cratxc platform untxl she was entlrely ex hausted Harold Antonson 15 a manager of an Indxan Reservatxon because he makes hxs wr fe do all the work Douglas Axford just patented the Axford Shoe He dldn t want the Oxfords to get a head of hlm janet Bell IS leadxng a tragxc llfe In a plate glass studlo ln New York Adella Bennett IS head nurse at a hospxtal for Frost bxtten people Jack Benson LS managrng a truck farm rn Iceland Betty Byam has become an artxst s model and 18 posxng for Gxecnan frrezes Qlfreeze 1 rxghtlj jack Calklns IS dxrectlng a radio program every mornnng f om 2 15 to 3 45 for th Splxshy Splashy Company Hrs theme song LS Water Ry joan Carlberg ns rollxng ln the dough by rollxng out the do re mx s Ronald Carlson lS still a st'1r athlete QAthletes foot that IS Q Harold Chr1s1ensen graduated from the Bergen School of journalxsm He as now head press agent at Jo Ann 'Ihake s Laundry Joyce Oaok IS bmy plckxng dates on a fruxt farm QCatch?j Maralyn Groves was fxred from Bjorge s fxve and ten store because she couldn t remember prxces Frederxc Schwartz xs a scxentxst at the Wxlder Clock Factory He s just dlscovered a louse powder to cure the tx:-ks nn clocks Glen Bnrchardt 15 also workxng there He rs employed as the cuckoo DeWalt Ebert runs a Ford garage 1n Denmark that's why the people use blcycles Ins Galer IS Professor of Latln nn the great Alma Mater Wxndom Hxgh School Donald Severson doesn tuse an encyclopedxa because the pedals hurt hls feet Ervln Menken the great chemxst dxscovered why the sun doesn t shrne on a cloudy day Norma Twaxt marrxed a progresslve fanuer ln Argentxna Betty Schmxtz cooks meals 1n Alabama s state prxson Ralph Reeve has entered polxtxcs rn fact he has gotten as far as the Whnte House ln Wash1ngton where he xs under secretary to the thxrd assistant janxtor Mary Lande xs a pxnochle lnstructress at Bxngham Lake Unxversl ty She has acqux red a U degree Rath Caraway a traxned nurse xs just nurs rng Harlan Olson back to health Poor boy he was In a traxn wreck Yeah he was the engxneer Marlon Pearson malntaxns a nr ght school to educate the Swedes She has to keep lt open ln the day txme, too In order to teach them anythlng James Nelson ns tryxng to break the women s record for crosslng the Catskxll Mountaxns on a bxcycle Basll Thompson workxng for the Gen th Harrxngton Undertakxng Servxce keeps dreanlng he 13 dyxng however the heat keeps waklng hlm up O-lrtxs Loken, the most lrrxtatxng man rn town manufactures woolen underwear The only occasnon when DeLy1e johnson shows hrs sweetxe a good txme IS vhen he takes out hrs watch jxm Jeffrey wxll he raxsxng many famxlles a day elevator boy Carolyn Leverenz has made up her mlnd not to attend college 'Ihey re wxcked she says Boys and grrls under sixteen are not ad mx t t ed lbnald Sxgstad, who has become a well known author IS worklng on a new volume called Adv1se to the Love-Lorn Melvxn Woyahn wants to be an undertaker so he can gxve many good fnxends a lxft As mxnlster of Blue Praxrxe Oiurch ln Ken tucky Galen Rocker 15 savxng many wayward souls Leland Turner ll workxng down at J O 'Thompson s washrng punts for 1256c an hour Brmy Weir has a government job ln Washxngton D C advxsxng the Vxce Presxdent how to run hxs affal rs iary Schaffer xs costume desxgner for Para mount and she has just changed her name to Madame Fxxemrlght Ronald Maher as a dentxst ln Keallkaku Hawalx has just released an rnventlon for pullxng teeth palnlessly Mary Ann Olson who IS the proud owner of a popcorn stand at Ooney Island rs havxng a thrxvxng busxness 'lhe two famous Keutzer sxsters the twxnkl xng toes of Broadway are the successors of the Dolly Sisters Mae Valentxen 15 attendxng Vassar College tryxng to leam how to xmprove fann cnndx txons ln Iowa We are astounded to see Avxs Paulson de rlvxng huge oroflts from a poultry farm Rgchard Gosen IS a dxetltlan Hxs motto Eat drxnk, and be merry for tomorrow ye dxet Donald Schaffer on hrs truck fanm ln Wyomlng has just dxscovered how to ralse tearless onxons' Betty Ott 15 trylng to prove to Rxchard Young that there xs a Santa claus Delores Soleta 15 raxslng polar bears nn Arnzona Maestro Donald Purrxngton agrees to flnxsh Beethoven s Fxfth The great detectlve Snxf and Snoop alxas Kenneth Rothstexn xs huntxng for the Lost Chord Phyllxs Long runs a home for decreplt cats and dogs Helen Maras xs employed here to tell the poor things bedtxme storres and slng them to sleep Sylvxa Schottle IS employed as chxef cook at Mxschxef Manor the home of Rxchard Wendland presxdent of the exclusxve Wendland School for Gxrls Mavls Olsen rs concoctxng an xnsect powder for chxldren who swallow bugs I bumped my head on the corner of somethlng sharp and when I recovered I heard someone sayrng And now Toosy Wootsxes be sure to eat your cereal and Uncle Dan wlll be back I turned the radxo off H 1 1 ' 1 1 - .... . 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The followsng Sensors of 48 Being of questsonable msnd lll thesr talents and absl tses And anythsng else they could flnd lhen Louse Loken does his memory work He forgets quste easll So he wslls to all wst horrsble pasts Hss short llved memory You don t have to be good at pltchsng woo T get a al to larry you Glen Bore ardt wslls hss phslosoph It s pulled hsm through many a catastrophe Ervsn lenk n has a past That's ful of books and papers Ervln wslls this sn favor of Hss growsng social capers Iavss Olsen wllls the comments That are made about red hasr She cannot use her temper If there ssn t any there lary Ann Olson has a lon walk So she must push her fee far She wllls to future students lankato s csty street car Avss Paulson wslls the speed She has sn Steno two t ro elled asrplanes rea t esr records, oo Harold Antonson, Wsll my Socsal contradsctsons To future students th fsrm convsctsons The graduatsn basketball players, Ronny D Ss lsll thesr shoe boxes to jsmmy Bjorge T fst hls fee so blg sm Nelson, Sweet and sh lsll my blus To make gsrls ssgh A gsrl who wslls her slsle ls Sylvsa Schottle a because smsles don t grow on trees A cute gsrl ss lary Lande At man talents and trades she ss Thus s e gsves these many talents To brsng snto this world a system handy of balance , ohnson to tell the trut Isl a 1 I have except my Ruth 1 m sure he would t wsll st The prsce that grasn ss nowadays H s just smart enough to tsll st Donna Keutser certasnly has A great deal of bookkeepsng power So she fs ures she ought to wsll her love For Lakef eld and long hours of an ex enssve camera an two its just Gosslp le belseve he eaves st to To- Gite Leland Turner ss owner It cost esghty dollars And now althou h t Dou las Axford shall of cour lsl hss msnus tallness He could be mults lsed b w And Yet we d see ss sms lness Her love affasrs should cause her blushes So Betty Ott wslls her crushes laralyn Groves an attractsve wren lslls her dates wsth shy young m The ksds all call her Kelly Carolyn everens ss her name Other a s get green wsth env R t Ke ly won t wsll her fl m Emmy lesr wslls her lau hter For once upon a tsme an forever after Rassl Thompson s hunter bold Wslls hss twenty two He slaughtered many a skunk wsth st And hss jokes would slaughter you De ends on the people she s anon B Ruth Caraway wslls her sslen tongue Rschard Gosen wslls hss shoes They always get hss socks confused lae Valentsen wslls her last name T the lovers of ' lho em loy I love ou cards For use as romantsc sst Carlson quste often late ettsng to hss classes s to underclassmen worn out tardy passes Ron tsl Hls She wslls the question AN I late! Ths phrase has brought her fame T e gsrl who s sn the nsck of ts e Is janel Bell by name Bsll Hsrrsngton had a car 1 know st was s Ford He wslls st to the junsor class A Ford he can t afford When the teacher ss asssgnsng seats e front seat es to Ackerman says w en she eaves thss pl: She ll wsll the whole first row ackse Benson a befreckled lad lls Edgar Hoover The case f lho took my dollar of freckle cream remover? V5 m not be an Esnstesn Ra ph Reeve wslls hss wsles makes each spoken line hs ro ls em sn the ass es sm eflrey who had a heart of slls the plctures he gets from Esq e Kenneth Rothstein an of men lslla hls cursous brasn Questsons that he always asks Would drsve teachers snsane Don Severson never sad He ss always thsnksng of a g g And so he wslls hss smagsnstsve To any junsor bag msnd Bett Byam wslls her vosce Whsc ss deep and low She s always talkxng So our gang ought to sn the halls know oyce Cook wslls her or psctures to hang To students and boys ut 0 Course she won t gsve up cr Pc e glamourousness sn an apartment seeksng amourousness suste The knsght was made for love Don Ssgstad was hss name H can t wsll hsmself as Rom o Cause Romeo asn t hss name Helen Maras wsll my loc er The snssde you shouln t see lf n ne res o g e e a d I d c allenge Fsbber McGed Irss Galer wills her dsmsnutsve ssze To future four footers seeksng a prsz W at ss the prsse you may query T at ss a secret cursous deary Harlan Olson s very neat He hates thsn s that are sloppy A d he wll the motor In his nsneteen two galopy Buckwheat Purrsngton w lls hss youthful exuberance To brsng joy snto thss world of stupsdness oan Carlberg wslls her sleepsness nd her desire to yawn lhlch ss the result of staysng out la And gettsng sn at dawn Galen Rocker lan about Town Has dated man a lass And he wil s hss gas ta k Whsch ss usually out of gas Norma Twast wslls her champsonshsp lambs To 4 H clubs throughout the land Mary Schaffer wslls her brasns To someone whose grades are low She s t et good marks sn school Is s a lo of b ow Dsck Young a frsend of msne lslls hss keg of home made wsne you needn t rush to get the stuff For everyone there ss enough Delalt Ebert wslls hss lashes To aid the janitor sweepsng ashes Adella Bennett a gay oung masd lslls her chattersng a slsty Any offers for employment As a phonograph utslstyi larlon Pearson an attractsve blond Adorns the sen or classes To gsve us all a better look She wslls her bone rsmmed glasses unlor Iendland knight of nsghts slls hss nlghtsme duties ot uardsng grown up lsttle gsrls lho ve outgrown baby booties Freddse Schwarts can read a book From front page to back cover So he wslls hss orsgsnal book On how to be a lover Ever one picks on Calksns But ohn doesn t get mad So he wslls hls brass knuckles To be a junsor class fad Ronnie laher, wsth much regret lslls a fxna ph ssque H gives st to he yunsor boys For junior glrls to seek Dorothy Keutser wslls her 3 lhlch even social can t destroy Harold Chrsstensen wslls hsmself To slng s serenade o Ann Thake wllla herself o be hss pretty mssd Delores sol ta, a gsrl who hadn ou hter 'slls herse f to be a farmer s daug ter Don Schaffer wslls hss snterest In a en manufactursng fsrm and If he d hock a couple ln stock He d really be the wrste msn Phyllss Long lskes uscy Frust It prevents her get sng glum She wills to coisng juniors The wrapper from her gum Betty Schllts san l the type To keep the home fsrea burning So she wllla the famsly stove To our chilly halls of learnlng 5 '. 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