Windham High School - Windonian Yearbook (Windham, ME)

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We are now passing lhe mosl lamous brewery in New York , explained Mr. Green lhe guide. Nol me , replied Bill Warren. Lord help me lo see, lhough il's painlul, Thal l haven'l a corner on brains: Thal l'm lucky if lhey be sullicienl To bring me inside when il rains. What Would Happen If - Kennelh Alherlon wenl oul wilh a girl. Mildred Bishop slopped llirling. William Bowen losl his leelh. Freida Chaplin couldn'l dance. Belly Corson couldn'l giggle. Beverly Davis couldn'l sing. Dan Davis gol lal, Eleanore Davis wenl oul wilh Clark Gable. Lorraine Doiron grew fall. Slanley Dyer lalked louder. Anne Elder gol a 70 on her rank card. Monica Ellinwood couldn'l cheer. Donald Gordon couldn'l play lhe saxaphone. Paul Greenlaw wenl oul wilh Lana Turner. Janel Hodgdon lurned man haler, Audrey Kimball wenl lo Hollywood. l-lerberl Kimball slayed awake in Problems Class. Evelyn Leighlon wenl oul wilh Roy Rogers. Winona Libby wenl lo English Class. Earle Lowell didn'l run around Eugene Maxim couldn'l play baskelball. Wesley McLellan did his malh. Earl Meserve wenl oul lor lrack. Doreen Moore wenl lo bed belore midnighl. Jason Noble didn'l have Monica. Kennelh Pierce paid allenlion. Marilyn Richardson wenl oul wilh Maxie. Arlhur Rogers had a lull lank ol gas. Janice Shaw had perlecl allendance. Calherine Siddons never had a dale. Ramon Simmons joined lhe circus. Dan Soulhard couldn'l drive a lruck. Barbara Thompson slopped lalking. Donald Van Dusen couldn'l buy records. Eighty-four

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Jokes Monica Ellinwood and Bill Bowen wen+ 'ro a resfauranf 'ro ea? one day and fhe wail'- ress noficed fha? iusf Bill was eafing and Thar Monica was looking oul of lhe window. Aren'+ you hungry? she asked Monica. I sure am, said Monica. l'm iusf wailing for my boy friend fo gef 'rhrough wilh 'rhe leefh. Babies haven'+ any hair: Old men's heads are ius'r as bare: Befween fhe cradle and +he grave Lies ius+ a haircu+ and a shave. Arlhur Rogers 'ro a waifress, l guess l'll have apple pie and ice cream. Waifressz O.K. one apple pie ala mode. Arthur: No, I wanf apple pie and ice cream, please. We Have A Chaplin . Bishop ..... Greenlaw Rogers .,,.,....,.. Cookie ............ Rabbi+ ..... Cupcake .............. Horse ......... Dawn ........... Bomber ,,,,....... Cobb ...,...... lrlsh ............... Robbins .. Wallace ......... Elder .....,...... Day ...,........... Weeks ..,,,,....... Hill ............... Plummer AT WINDHAM Buf No Mofors Chaplain Ouflawlll Roy Cake Ca rro+ Shorfcake Cow Sunrise P-38 Corn Sco+ch . Spa rrows Henry Younger Nighf Monlhs Valley Elecfrician Brume ......... ,......... ...........s....,...,........................,...................... ,...,,,........ ........... .......,.,.... B r u s h es A young woman can make a fool oul' of a man: buf, I+ fakes an exlremely smarf woman 'ro make a man ouf of a fool. There's nofhing like a wedding To make a feller learn, A+ firsf he +hinks she's his'n Bu+ la+er learns he's Her'n. Eighty-three

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Bill Warren didn'I gel a deer ldearl. Ralph Weeks had a girl. Rulh Widger didn'+ see Ben every nighl. George Woodman had pul The lirecracker in The pencil sharpener. Wallace Wyman los? his sense of humor, Norman Sluarl' Iosl his curly hair. Allen Sayward wenl ou'l wilh Lorraine Miss Buzzell look a week's vacalion. Miss Edwards lei' Arkie chew gum. Mrs. Halch gave Dan Davis a IOO on his rank card. Mrs. Badger came Io school in slacks, Mr. Fosler I'augh+ Home Ec. The Juniors were seniors for a day. The Sophomores weren'+ silly. The Freshmen wenl up and down slairs quieily. Mr. Delano Ioroughf a cow 'ro school, Mr. Aikens didn'l come Io gradualion? .Class Poll lby vote of the classj Besl all round boy ,........,,,......,,........,,.........................................,,.,..,...................... Beslr all round girl ,.............. ...,,............ Boy mosr likely Io succeed .......... Girl mosi likely lo succeed .....,,... Ouielesf boy .....,..,......,..,......,,......, Quielesl girl ..................... ...... Shoriesf boy .......... Shorlesl girl ,...,,,,,,,, Tallesl boy ...........,.. Tallesl girl ..............,..,.... Besl boy alhlefe ,,.,.......... Besl girl alhlele ....,... Baby of 'rhe class .,.......,.. Class vamp ............,,.,... Class sheik ..........,.,,,,,......,,. ARTHUR ROGERS DOREEN MOORE RAMON SIMMONS DOREEN MOORE STANLEY DYER WINONA LIBBY STANLEY DYER WINONA LIBBY RAMON SIMMONS ANNE ELDER JASON NOBLE FREIDA CHAPLIN DONALD GORDON M I LD RED BISHOP BILL BOWEN Bes+ looking boy ................, ......,,,,............................... D AN DAVIS Besf looking girl .............,.... ..... ............. C A THERINE SIDDONS Mosl conspicuous boy .....,,...... .........,............. A RTHUR ROGERS Class humorisls .....,............... Besl boy dancer Bes+ girl dancer Woman haler ....... Man haler ........................., Mosl' lalenled boy ............ Mosl' ralenfed girl ............ MONICA ELLINWOOD Mosl' conspicuous girl .,.....,,,, .....,..... MOORE and ROGERS ARTHUR ROGERS FREIDA CHAPLIN PAUL GREENLAW JANICE SHAW DONALD VAN DUSEN DOREEN MOORE Eighty-Hue