Windham High School - Windonian Yearbook (Windham, ME)

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Jokes Monica Ellinwood and Bill Bowen wen+ 'ro a resfauranf 'ro ea? one day and fhe wail'- ress noficed fha? iusf Bill was eafing and Thar Monica was looking oul of lhe window. Aren'+ you hungry? she asked Monica. I sure am, said Monica. l'm iusf wailing for my boy friend fo gef 'rhrough wilh 'rhe leefh. Babies haven'+ any hair: Old men's heads are ius'r as bare: Befween fhe cradle and +he grave Lies ius+ a haircu+ and a shave. Arlhur Rogers 'ro a waifress, l guess l'll have apple pie and ice cream. Waifressz O.K. one apple pie ala mode. Arthur: No, I wanf apple pie and ice cream, please. We Have A Chaplin . Bishop ..... Greenlaw Rogers .,,.,....,.. Cookie ............ Rabbi+ ..... Cupcake .............. Horse ......... Dawn ........... Bomber ,,,,....... Cobb ...,...... lrlsh ............... Robbins .. Wallace ......... Elder .....,...... Day ...,........... Weeks ..,,,,....... Hill ............... Plummer AT WINDHAM Buf No Mofors Chaplain Ouflawlll Roy Cake Ca rro+ Shorfcake Cow Sunrise P-38 Corn Sco+ch . Spa rrows Henry Younger Nighf Monlhs Valley Elecfrician Brume ......... ,......... ...........s....,...,........................,...................... ,...,,,........ ........... .......,.,.... B r u s h es A young woman can make a fool oul' of a man: buf, I+ fakes an exlremely smarf woman 'ro make a man ouf of a fool. There's nofhing like a wedding To make a feller learn, A+ firsf he +hinks she's his'n Bu+ la+er learns he's Her'n. Eighty-three

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Jokes Laugh and the World Laughs With You Laugh, and The world laughs wilh you: Weep and you weep alone: For This brave old earfh musl borrow ils mirlh, ll has lrouble enough of ifs own. Sing and rhe hills will answer: Sigh! if is los? on 'rhe air: The echoes bound 'ro a joyful sound, Bur shrink from voicing care. Senior Class of '48 S is Sincere, we all fry fo be, Even fhough al limes, 'rhis may be hard lo see. E is for English, our favorife subieck'. Gosh, no malrler how we fry, all we gel is heck. lNo offense, Mrs. H., for rhyme onlyl N is for Nice, as our leachers all are. For more wonderful people, you'd have lo hun+ far. l is for Ignorance, we cerlainly have none! Da, da, goo, wan+ an ice cream cone? O is for Our, where lhis June we'll go. Alas, for 'lhe poor leachersg +hey'll miss us so. R is for Rumpus, which somelimes we raise- l'r isn'+ our faull-we're iusl' in a haze. C is Congrarulafions, which 'rhe leachers deserve: For +o sland 'rhe Class of '48, il' really lakes sleel nerve. L is for Lessons-our main inspirarion, Wifhouf beloved lessons, 'From school each day we'd run. A is Appreciahon, To friends and 'reachers all. Soon our fun a+ Windham l-ligh, we'll have +o iusr recall. S is for Sporrs, for which we are fond. All of lhese fhings, and many more, we'll miss when we are gone. S is for The Seniors-Class of lorry-eighf, The amounr of fun we've had here, we cannor esrimafe. Now we enfer The furure, prepared lo do our besl Towards being berler cirizens: and 'rhis will be our fesl: Can we live up fo Windham High, wilh honesfy and pride? Anyway, we all will fry, and rrusf rhal Gods on our side. Eighty-Iwo

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We are now passing lhe mosl lamous brewery in New York , explained Mr. Green lhe guide. Nol me , replied Bill Warren. Lord help me lo see, lhough il's painlul, Thal l haven'l a corner on brains: Thal l'm lucky if lhey be sullicienl To bring me inside when il rains. What Would Happen If - Kennelh Alherlon wenl oul wilh a girl. Mildred Bishop slopped llirling. William Bowen losl his leelh. Freida Chaplin couldn'l dance. Belly Corson couldn'l giggle. Beverly Davis couldn'l sing. Dan Davis gol lal, Eleanore Davis wenl oul wilh Clark Gable. Lorraine Doiron grew fall. Slanley Dyer lalked louder. Anne Elder gol a 70 on her rank card. Monica Ellinwood couldn'l cheer. Donald Gordon couldn'l play lhe saxaphone. Paul Greenlaw wenl oul wilh Lana Turner. Janel Hodgdon lurned man haler, Audrey Kimball wenl lo Hollywood. l-lerberl Kimball slayed awake in Problems Class. Evelyn Leighlon wenl oul wilh Roy Rogers. Winona Libby wenl lo English Class. Earle Lowell didn'l run around Eugene Maxim couldn'l play baskelball. Wesley McLellan did his malh. Earl Meserve wenl oul lor lrack. Doreen Moore wenl lo bed belore midnighl. Jason Noble didn'l have Monica. Kennelh Pierce paid allenlion. Marilyn Richardson wenl oul wilh Maxie. Arlhur Rogers had a lull lank ol gas. Janice Shaw had perlecl allendance. Calherine Siddons never had a dale. Ramon Simmons joined lhe circus. Dan Soulhard couldn'l drive a lruck. Barbara Thompson slopped lalking. Donald Van Dusen couldn'l buy records. Eighty-four