Winchester School - Oui Dire Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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OUT-Dlllli 545 E. to Miss G.: Fm sorry lllll lute, l was outside. Miss G.: O, I thought you were in liernuxny. tMeaning in Cierinziny Poor Mary at length broke, with Ll heavy sigh from his lips. They saw Z1 maiclen carrying a water jar who was both deaf and dumb. The young shepherclesses in neatly lizincl made dresses. t XYlneh the neat-hancleil l'hil- lis rlressesvql. Going to a well aetecl play of ,lonson's stoek company. Kult Ionson's lezirnecl soek be on 1. XYhy is your neek like Penn aveinie?-llw eause it is below XYoocl. Prof: How does one explain that the nir- pressure does not ezive in the skull of an intli- vidual 7' Student: You see, it's somewhat on the orcler of an eleetrie-light bulb. 'l'here's Z1 yaeuuni within which-. llrofg Yes, l eun rezulily 1ll'lKlCTSl?lllfl the vueuuin part. XX'liz1t is Mr. firounclclown floing these flaws? Uh, he's working his son's way throughieol- lege. l ,elngh l-Burr. Bliss ll.: l'l'zlul, write Z1 short theme on the subject ol baseball. l'z1ul hzinrleil in the next clay- lining no eznnef'-liniek linueks. ,illi- Uh, Miss KleNeill, if thou rliclst know ln what suspense we wait to gil. 'l'hen woulmlst thou with a quicker hzinml llisiniss the eager, waiting bzrnrll ll. C. D,, 'I5. 'llhere wus ii young girl of XYinehester, XX'ho saiil at the enrl nf the semester ill hull nie n spot ln Il wooil or Il grot XX here l may lie flown anfl sequester. -.XnonyinouS.

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