Wilson Memorial Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Johnson City, NY)

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NIT,S N0 USE WAITING Fon YOUR SHIP TO COME IN UNLESS YoU'vE SENT ONE OUT OG YOUR NURSE Who makes you well At the sound of your hell? Your nurse! Who makes you jolly And puts up with your fol Your nurse! Who has the will To comfort your chill? Your nurse! Who makes you comfy, Makes life less humpy? Your nurse! ly? Y Who comforts your pain Makes sun out of rain? Your nurse! I Who takes your cares to heart With whom you'd hate to part? Your nurse! Who makes you gay- For whom should you pray? Your nurse! Who holds your head when you're in hed, And wheels you out when you are dead? Your nurse! Why do so many curse The loving duties of a nurse? Don't they take away the fears, And stop the flow of hitter tears? All hail! These nurses kind, Who all the precious ti1ne, Are making sickness into health, And whose kindness hardships cannot melt. -fWritte11 by a 12-year-old patientj Page Fifty-two

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TASTE THE JOY THAT SPRINGS FROM LABOR To Dr. Uchikura: Personal mm' Physiezzls are his joy, And these he loves to dog just save u 15 zffwelzty-fi1fe each week, And say, These are for you. VV WE WONDER If Sally got lost, would Betty Hunt-er? If Mary were sick, would Ethel Duell QDO Wellj ? If Marge had Wisdom like Hester, would she still be a Pike ? If Ursula Won't, Evelyn Will Ciamsj . If Tracey broke a dish, Wouldn't it be Gladys Pitcher? If Melane asked Marge if she was a Pike, would she say Tayntorjh? f'Tain't herj . If the Barn feb s aren,t good, will Mi-ss Roosa shingle them? If Lillian Whitney isn't full enough, is Helen Fuller? If Laura needs money, can she borrow from Meredith Nichols CNickelsJ ? If the Junior Class likes pie, especially Custard, also, if they're interested in School craft? If Jennie looked in Mary fMerriej Pool, would she see the Wolfe reflection? Page Fifty

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BREv1'rY IS THE soUL OF WIT,, 90 HUMOR VV True- Mabel, why don't you let your hair grow out? Van- Because I prefer my Bob. Tracey- Something is preying on my mind. Hiney- Don't worry. It will soon starve. Blanche- Fm telling you, Mrs. Rew, that Cohen baby has been brag- ging about his operation again. Doctor- Madam, what you need is a little sun and airf' fson and heirj . Patient- Oh, doctor, is that a proposal? What does your uniform stand for, young man?,, Why, I'm a naval surgeon. Goodness, how you doctors specialize nowadays. We hear, according to Walter Winchell, that Dr. Wharton is suffering from high blonde pressureg also that Dr. Crosier has taken up crooning to make his anesthetic more pleasant. Andy's refrain: Life is just one Custard after another. Miss Pendorf- Have you seen my new dress before? Miss Pitcher- Yes, and behind, too. Miss Barnes- The diabetics will have am. QAmericanj cheese for sup- per. Miss McKernan- A. M. cheese at night?', Nurse's idea of economy: Twins. Page Fifty-three