Wilson Memorial Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Johnson City, NY)

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WE MUST NOT TURN BACK WHEN WE coME 'ro STONY GROUND On' Compliments of the Class of '34 v v JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY jonsun sity, may 9, 1932 dere edt, it wuz rekwested that i rite wun histry of the wunderfull efecsioneight and nobel klass of '3 4. I think there putin a grate tasque on me by dueing sow for u no that i am but a pur ignrant junyer but i will do my best two rite it. when we cum two the Wilson Memorial Hospital we felt verry small and unimportunt when them senyers and inturmeedyates staired at us wen we akted green. they thot we wuz awfull dumm wen we cum and some of them still think sow but weel fule them. they neerly rooned hour dignitie dureing inishiashun by putin us in jale in disgrasefull kloes but we long two bee nursez soy we respeckted hour senyers just the saim and they have taut us a lot. with the help of Miss McAfee hour ethiques have impruved and Miss Quick has stryved in vane to impart to us som of hur marvelus tekneeke. Miss Milstead astoneshed us bye teeching us howe feerfully and wunderfully we are maid. Miss Anderson tuk up hour muthers dutie buy doctering us at the furst sneez. the daye finuly arived wen we syned on the dotted lyne and got a cap. it wuz sow mutch eezier two be dignefied with caps on hour heds. we hope that intyme evrywun will no as mutch about this wunderfull klass as we as is in it no. respecktivly and afecsioneightly yurs a. june yerr. Page Forty-eight

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SUCCESS Awiurs AT LABOR,S GATES JUNIORS -Bernice Badger. Keep her away from Pool, and she'd be all right. -Helene Cosgriff. Wanted: A good disposition. -Elizabeth Custard. Some egg will get a good beating. -Mary Demyan. A quiet, ambitious worker. -Lola Edwards. Is my cap falling off again? DD Katherine Karpinko. We don,t know anything bad, so we Won't say anything at all. -Lula Morse. Clark Gable has nothing on my boy friend? -Mary Misulich. Never mind, Mary, it isn't your fault. Elizabeth Robinson. I never could keep up with those darn blood cellsf, -Mary Pool. We have our own opinion in spite of all we hear. -Eldora Schoolcraft. 'Tis love that makes the world go 'roundf' -Agnes Reynolds. I think I'll specialize in caring for Basalsf' -Esther Sivers. We wonder if free wheeling causes that speed? -Mildred Slocum. i'Have you found it yet, Mildred? -Helen Tilton. There's a little bit of bad in every good, little girl. -Marjorie Tayntor. I wonder if Tm going to like surgery? -Beatrice Wilson. It's only an Austin, but I like it just the same., -Marion Waits. Fm not afraid of work. I keep on smiling! -Jennie Wolfe. Just ask me. I know. -Mary Walker. We hear she's interested in dentistry. 3 Page Forty-se-von

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HTHE PRICE or XVISDOM IS ABOVE RUBIEs CAN YOU IMAGINE? Miss Stalker not being prim ? Miss Stewart six feet five? Dr. Farrell being unkind to the nurses? Mr. Eckelberger returning to Jerusalem? Stebbie not delivering mail? Miss McAfee taking life easy? Miss Quick weighing two hundred and twenty-Eve pounds? Miss Anderson smoking a cigarette? Miss Van Amburg with red hair? Miss Milstead without Harold? Mrs. McHugh not being thorough? Mrs. Rew without the nursery? Miss Chamberlain with bobbed hair? Miss Trueworthy in silence? Miss Lampman not trying to uSPCCl2ll,, all patients? Miss Benson made upn? Miss Tegler without I-Iunkie ? Miss Ingwall in good humor on drug day? Miss Bustard without Miss Southwick? Miss Southwick losing weight? Miss Southworth in the diet kitchen? Miss Herrick not feeling her authority? Dr. Reed having his picture ready for the year book? Dr. Uchikura really swearing like a professional? Dr. McMahon cutting up ? Dr. Whittemore losing interest in his work? Dr. Crosier without soup? Dr. Dr. W, R. Smith with a suit of clothes to match Dr. L. Smith living in Johnson City? Low in the delivery room? his hair? Dr. Topping talking in a whisper? Dr. Murray being ugly? Dr. Callela not being hungry? Dr. R. B. Henry getting the joke the same day? Dr. Hathaway roller skating? Dr. Wilde far-sighted? Dr. Osborne with juice in his battery? Dr. Black giving up 0. B.? Dr. Goundry not being friendly? Dr. Wharton using grandmother's method? Dr. O'Neil in an Austin? Mr. Anderson in the same Austin? Miss Lee not making correct analysis? Miss Wood a platinum blonde? Miss Pennell without a date? Mrs. Dewar without the latest novel? Page Forty-nine bo-