Wilson Memorial Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Johnson City, NY)

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HTHE DARKER THE DAY, THE CLEARER THE CALL TO sH1NE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF CLASS 1932 VV To the friends and well-wishers of the Class of 1932 here assembled to pay their respects to the departed, it becomes my sad duty to read their last will and testament. I trust that these requests may be disposed of in a manner satisfactory to all, and that there may be no cause for contention or litigation. We, the members of the Class of 1932, being of sound mind, and realizing that our days in school are few, do make, ordain, and publish this, our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, hereby revoking, and making null and void, all other wills and testa- ments by us heretofore made. To the Class of 1933 we do hereby bequeath this motto, Aim to Satisfy, a diflicult task, though when once mastered seems easy when completed. To the Class of Juniors, we bequeath our punctuality in that we are always present at roll call, and never late to classes. To the Training School Office we bequeath all our scholastic records to be shown as examples for future Annual State Inspection. To Miss Anderson we bequeath two dozen hair nets, to be passed out to students who forget to wear their's to chapel, thereby avoiding the inconvenience of storming up the corridors in search of a stray Lorraine.,' To the Kitchen we bequeath all our alarm clocks, hoping that at least one will hear the echo,' of the six-thirty chime and announce our impending arrival. To Mr. Eckelberger we bequeath half interest in a future Old Ladies' Horne, which we hope to establish a few years hence. To the Laboratory we bequeath our willingness in carrying out stat orders. To the Supervisors we leave this message in parting: A faint heart never won an Armstrong Heater. M. Pike and Hester Wisdom will their ability in long-standing friendship to Mildred Tracy and Theresa Koliander. Evelyn Williams wills her 18-inch waistline to Leona Kimber. Ruth Hough wills her Grecian proile to Helen Anderson. Martha Rodgers wills her executive ability to Katherine Dwyer. Page Thirty-eight

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RIF YoU'RE WORTH CORRECTENG, YoU'RE WORTH KEEPINGD CLASS PROPHECY will continue to propound the theme, Pitfalls and Follies of Marriage throughout the States and Canada. RESEARCH WORKER WELCOMED The Junior Charity League yesterday welcomed Miss Ruth Hough after an absence of two and a half years' research work in Vienna, New York City, Utica, Wanekeema, and Afton. In her remarks Miss Hough stated that opportunities were greater in her own backyard, or as it were, across the street. NEW' AUTHORESS DISCOVERED Considerable attention is being given a Marks Company publication just written by a Binghamton girl, Miss Sally Walters. The book, Love's Young Dream is largely taken from the writer's own life, and will be of interest to every Binghamtonian. MCDONOUGH SANITORIUM OPENS An old family homestead has been opened under the caption of McDonough Sanitorium by Dorothy Barnes. R. N., for those afflicted with writer's cramp. This resulted from the high-pressure salesmanship of her twin sister, Dorris, in an endeavor to use all the stationery bought at reduced rates during the depression of 1932. OWEGO HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI BANQUET Hundreds attended a dinner last evening when Miss Corrine Leahy was honored. This was the first time one of the U. S. Public Health Commission ever visited Owego. In her talk, Miss Leahy forcefully stressed the importance of less hurry and bustle in life, the harm caused from fast and false motions, and the charm of a calm and serene disposition. JOHNSON CITY WOMAN IN POLITICS Feeling the need of changes in city administration, Miss Margaret Weyand, has announced her willingness to run on the democratic ticket for Chief of Police. She advocates having the cops wear uniforms to harmonize with the soothing colors of the traflic lights. It is unusual for a prominent society woman to take such interest in our local affairs. PRIMA DONNA USES LOZENGERS t'Give me a large Lucky lozenger every time, says Miss Williams of Grand Opera. My throat is important to me. This new honey flavor is refreshing, and satisfying, and it is the lozengers that have made me famous. NEW MEDICAL INVENTION A prominent nurse, Miss Ruth Schaff, has just come into possession of a huge sum for an invention consisting of an X-ray machine to reveal personality. This inven- tion involves extensive study, and Miss Schaff is to be highly commended. NATIONAL FARM ASSOCIATION ON THE AIR Beginning next Monday morning, over KZKZ, Miss Esther Farley will conduct lectures on diets for children. Her hour will be known as Helpful Healthful Hints and promises to be authoritative instruction. DYING ACTOR SENDS FOR SPECIAL Clark Gable has just suffered a serious accident while motoring near Hollywood. After regaining consciousness his one thought was Send for Miss Andrecof' This special nurse was summoned, and there is every indication that Clark will recover. Page Th'i1'ty-seven

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MAN OUNCE OF MIRTH IS WORTH A POUND OF SORROW,, PI' Geraldine Beckwith wills her snappy gait to Eleanor Gosline. Blanche Hotaling wills her dog Gyppie to Wilma Pendorf. fBetter buy a leash, Wilmaj. Helen Barvinchak wills her hearty laugh to Anna Becker. Meredith Nichols wills her sweet disposition to Gladys Pitcher. Ruth Schaif wills her ability to wear clothes to Elizabeth Auchinachie. Mignonne Stinson Wills her boyish bob to Melane Buchinsky. Helene Keefe wills her lease on the telephone to Clara Chambers. Corinne Leahy wills her stately manner to Luella Moore. Betty Hunter wills her ability of keeping things to herself to Alice Roosa. Helen Fuller wills her curly red hair to Helen Naughton. Mary Dobrovodsky wills her witty manner to Miss McManus. The Barnes Twins will their salesmanship ability to Jonesie and Robling. Miss Crandall wills her parking space to Mary O'Neill. Miss Weyand wills her public speaking ability to Miss McKernan. Miss Whitney wills her seat on the D. 81 H. to Dorothy Vroman. Miss Andreco wills her ability to hum to Wanda Rhone. Miss Farley wills her Winsome smile to G. Martin. Sally Walters and Laura B. will their good taste for colors such as green QHow's your car, Laura?j and red Qwhat curly hair? Redj to M. Bulger and M. Underdown. Ursula Van Patten wills her Chrysler to Miss DeWitt. QSignedj CLASS OF 1932. Wit11,Csses: Ask Lepios, Sarah Gamp. Page Thirty-nine