Wilson College - Conococheague Yearbook (Chambersburg, PA)

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All about them the golden girls . . . Freshly covered notebooks from the campus store, slide rules dangling in leather . . . blue eyes bobbing everywhere, stunned by the android synthesis of one-a-day vitamins, Tropicana orange juice, fresh country eggs, Kraft homogenized cheese, tetrapacks of fortified milk, Cheerios with sun- ripened bananas, corn-tiake-breaded chicken, hot fudge sundaes, Dairy Queen root beer floats, cheeseburgers, hybrid creamed corn, riboflavin extract, brewerts yeast, crunchy peanut butter, tuna flsh casseroles, pancakes and imitation maple syrup, chuck steaks, occasional Maine lobster, Social Tea biscuits, defatted wheat germ, Kelloggts Concentrate, chopped string beans, Wonderbread, Bosco, Birds Eye frozen peas, shredded spinach, French-fried onion rings, escarole salads, lentil stews, sundry fowl innards, Pecan Sandies, Almond J oys, aureomycin, penicillin, anti-tetanus toxoid, smallpox vaccine, Alka-Seltzer, Empirin, Vicks Vapo-Rub, Ania with chlorophyll, Super Anahist nose spray, Dristan decongestant, billions of cubic feet of wholesome, reconditioned breathing air, and the more wholesome breeds of fraternal exercise available to Western man. Richard F ariria