Wilson Central School - Crest Yearbook (Wilson, NY)

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PACK THIRTY STARLIGHT One of our most. acD'.ve members, Mr. Bickford—he is constantly on the move. George lias resolved to stay in nights and put more time on his much neglected hooks. Will Glenn find out who he is talking to after this? Ask him. Mrs. Blake—What does longevity mean. Andrew? Andrew—I cannot describe what it just is hut it is what cer tain hoys have. Harwell Dyer is 5 foot 8. George Schweigert is 6 foot, while Mr. llrov is 6 foot 2. LOST. One, right, buttoned, black gun metal shoe, sometime during tiie noon hour on Feb. 10. 1916. Finder will receive a suitable reward upon returning the above described to Ruth Albright. Any one wishing for knowledge of the new element “tinamony ’ will perhaps receive it upon asking George Norton. The teachers wish that the Seniors would take up a collection for Fred’s benefit so that he can buy some pencils, pens and ink. Mrs. B. (to chemistry class)—If your conduct is good perhaps I will let you go out into the back yard and make gun powder. Mrs. B. (in chemistry class)—What makes soap soft and sticky ? George N.—They put raisins, in it. Mr. Mcllroy—Why do you have looking glasses here in tin lab..' The boys never use them do they? Mrs. Blake—Why, yes! They even get on their knees to us-them.

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STARLIGHT PAGE TWENTY-NINE !i. he boys consider their lives valuable enough that they have resolved to let the new radiators alone. II]. The Seniors have all resolved to make less noise during class meetings so as not to disturb the chapel. JV The High School boys have resolved to refrain from marking time with their feet in chapel as it disturbs those around them. V. The chemistry class have all resolved to have as little to do with II2S as possible for fear it might generate evil odors. Mr. McCormick bidding Mr. Ilroy goodbye after graduation — Mr. Me Ilroy, all that I know I owe to you. Mr. Me Ilroy—Pray don’t mention such a trifle. Why wasn’t Ruth Diez afraid to go home after dark? Because she had her “Excelsior guard.’’ Is Homer true to his colors? Well, just look at his socks. Poor Mildred will catch cold if she has to go without a hat for the rest of the winter. Why did we ask Homer to furnish sugar for our supper? Why, because it. is “Sweet” and we thought he could get that easier than anyt hing else. Teacher—Johnie, what view did General Grant take of the Civil War? Johnie—lie was sitting on top his house. Little boy to his mother—Mamma. I saw Albert at church today. Mother—How did you know it was Albert? Boy—Why he had one of those things on his head that didn't have any hair on it. FIVE WELL KNOWN CAPES. Cape of Good Hope Cape Flattery .... Cape Lookout .... (’ape Fear ........ Cape Farewell .... Sweet 16 y nrs .....20 years .....25 years .....30 years ......40 ye« rs Homer has turned undertaker and has been carrying out some of the dead animals which so frighten some of the Sophomores and Juniors. Vesta has just found out where her pretty little Christmas gift came from.

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ADVERTISEM ENTS. C. ,J. CHAPMAN. It. It. SING Kit. Central Milling Co. Manufacturers of High Grade Flour, Grain and Mill Feeds, Custom Grinding; Buffalo Gluten. WILSON, N. Y. A. C. BIGALOW, R. It. SINGER, M. J. RADIGAN, President. Vice-Pres. Gen. Manager. Wilson Lumber Co. All kinds of Building Materials, Cement, Lime Blaster, Fence Posts, Tile and Brick, Doors, Frames, etc. Mill work and Carpenter Shop. Hard and Soft Coal. Bell Phone. Wilson, N. Y. J. G. Wright MANUFACTURER OF Evaporated Apple Products. Pure Sweet Cider and Vinegar Stock. Bell Phone. Wilson, N. Y.