Wilson Central School - Crest Yearbook (Wilson, NY)

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Revenged. ‘‘Johnny, I have great news for you; I am going to marry your sister. What do you think about that ?” “I think it serves her right.” The Senior Class have decided to buy an aeroplane for quick transportation from Miller Brown’s corners to Washington street for W. Hunter’s and L. Bush’s special benefit. “Cook did you stay long in your last place ?” “I never stays nowhere long enough to be discharged. I’s one of these heer fireless Gookers.” It is said that the moon always shines over Church’s house. Is that why you don’t need a lantern at that particular spot, Douglas ? Notice. Mr. Mosher has sold his driving horse for he thinks it is much more convenient to sit in the back of bob-sleighs than upon the driver’s seat. Undoubtedly Cleland agrees with him. Beatrice translating in German: “The rooster cackled.” It must have been one that belonged to the Juniors. Can it be true as Edna H. says that the night is divided into four equal washes ? Edna Huntington is pretty Frank, but ask her, and see if she will own up to having Fitz quite often. Myra is always early. Douglas, old man, we’re glad to see that time mends broken hearts. Helen L. is very disappointed to think it will be such a long time before the Physics class can begin laboratory work again.

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Extracts from behind the Curtain. “For goodness sake, get away from that glass, and give another person a chance.” “Is my hat on straight ?” “Has anyone seen my shoes ?” “I don’t believe we’re going to have a crowd at all. There’s no one but children down there.” “Say, is my hair powdered enough ?” “Has anyone taken my snuff box ?” Oh, dear! I don’t believe we’ll make anything.” “Cheer up Washington is ahead.” “Girls, do the flowers on my hat stand up straight enough.” Gyp, do keep out the way, you will have our dresses all black.” “Stop bobbing around us, you’ll have the wire out of that pigtail.” “Say, am I black enough ?” “Girls, girls, you’ll have to be quiet. Every one get your positions.” Force of Habit. “Why did you break your engagement with that school teacher ?” “If I failed to show up at her house every evening she expected me to bring a written excuse signed by my mother.”

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We were sorry to overhear one member of the Junior class say that she lived in the Town of Porter. One of the members of the Class 1913 thinks so much of the Senior class that she even asked their advice as to who she should ask to go to the Junior party with her. We hope that some one will take the pains to give some of the boys in First Year English class a pair of baby’s rubbers to play with. School Characteristic . Best Dancer, Cleland Shaw. Most Studious, Harold Mosher. Smallest Feet, Ray Clark. Most Kissable, Unus McMullen. Most Peculiar Gait, Walter Ryan. Best Fighter, Ruth McCormack. Most Popular, C. Bobzine. Worst Flirt, Raymond Thompson. Least Inquisitive, Beatrice Lockwood. Most Attractive, Alice Strubing. Homeliest, Harold Singer. Fastest Talker, Leora Wadsworth. Curliest Hair, Douglas Pease, Most Inclined to Mischief, Myra Wakeman. Dullest of All, Edna Huntington, Girl Hater, Lloyd Duxbury. Sweetest Disposition, Stanley Sherman. “Boss,” George Hamblin. Most Bashful, Helen La Port. Spooniest, La Baron Hayne.