Willshire High School - Willow Yearbook (Willshire, OH)

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5 S ' Cfaoo, Hlwapfzecy, One June morning in the year of 2000,I decided to take a ride in my new jet plane. I got into the plane and took off from my built-in airport in my back yard. The traffic was pretty heavy that day, but since that never bothered me, I started for town. I happened not to see a stop sign, and BANG! Another jet hit mesmack dab in the middle. No sooner had I been hit when everything turned black. lt seemed as if I was in a different world, but suddenlyl realized I was in INNER- SANCTUM. I saw that it was Norma James who had been the driver of the other jet, and while I was talking with her, wesawalarge object with big arms and legs coming toward us. It was carry- ing an object we soon recognized as a basketball. Immediatelyl knew it was Gary Kesler. Gary told us that he had been expelled from Dave Byer's Universal Basketball Team for bothering the coach's girl friend. We wished him luck and then went on. We moved down the dark, black hall of INNERSANCTUM, As we reached the door we saw a very flashy, striped suit. At first, we were rather reluctant about going down the hall, but something kept telling us to go on. As we moved on we soon recognized another of our old classmates as Jim Finch, who was the second gate keeper. He told us not to be alarmed but to go right on. We took his advice and started again. As we went on we saw something flying around that had huge, terrifying wings and looked like a bat. We dis- covered that it was Dick Samples, the Bat Man. It seems, he isn't a human being any more. Before too long we saw a sign that read, Mother Fletcher's Boarding House. We walked up to the door and knocked. As the door opened, we were welcomed by Betsy Estill who registered our names. The bell-hop, Bill Brotherton, showed us to our rooms. Since we weren't very tired, we decided to wander around some more. As we were going out we met Jeanette Voltz and Leon Kallenberger who told us they were on the Board of Directors here at INNER-SANCTUM. Their meeting had just ended, and Jeanette told us that they were still debating whether or not to allow J oe Clase to join them. He had retired from selling women's plastic hose. They werenft quite sure he would fit in with their crowd. They suggested that we go get something to eat. As we started down the long and cold hall, we ran into Paul Bollenbacher, who was commonly known as the Sheik, Paul had straight, black hair plastered to his head and also had a sporty mustache, He was formerly a professional gambler, Walking on we noticed our old CIHSSIHHIS. Donnie J ones, We asked Donnie about other members of our class, and he told us he would show us where they were. Very puzzled, we went with him into a large room where we saw a large machine with a number of knobs. He said it was a new kind of camera that could focus on any part of the world you wanted to see. He focused the camera on a large building on the continent of America. On the front of the building we read, a large sign, Krall's Home for the Mentally Wild, Donnie told us that Dr. Krall's worst patient was Ronnie Stetler. Everytime someone enters the room, his eyes bulge out at amaximum of six inches, his tongue hangs out and drips, and he waves his arms as if he is trying to fly. We learned that Dr. Krall's head nurse was none other than Vernie Frank. Donnie then focused the camera on the island known as Alcatraz. Donnie told us that John Goodwin was the warden there. We fotmd some other members of the class of '56 there, also. Inmate Larry Miller and his gang were there. Members of his gang were Jerry Dennis, the driver of swiped carsg Gerald Kuhn, the gunmang and Carolyn Charleston, the Brain, lt seems they were caught holding up the Town Pump for peroxide. Larry wanted his hair to match Marilyn Monroe's. Speaking of Marilyn we heard that she was losing out to Phyllis Baumgartner, a beauti- ful red head. Donnie told us that Linda Finch and Judy Byer were deported to Pluto because they chose to stick with their husbands who were Plutonian spies. He also told us that they just love children and the last time he heard they had 17 apiece, He was told this morning that Mary Ann Fisher had wrecked her 15th hot rod, That seems to be her hobby. As we were leaving, Ray Midlam and Gil Merkle came in, They used to be undertakers, but now they were going to manage Coach Games's all-girl basketball team. They said he was really proud of all his girls. We felt that all in all the Class of '56 had turned out fairly well, Witness I F : Witness O

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Claw will We, the Senior Class of 1956, being of sound mind and body do will and bequeath the following possessions: I, Phyllis Baumgartner, will what is left of me, after passing through school as follows: my height to Dana Hoblet, my love and ability to play basketball to Phyllis Goodwin, my red hair to Patsy Patrick, and my habit of never turning excuses in on time to Larry Huston. l, Paul Bollenbacher, will my hot Packard to Larry Huston, my basketball suit to Bill Huff- man, and my seat in the study hall to Allan Baker. I, Bill Brotherton, here-by leave my desk to anybody who can sit in it for one period without falling asleep and my class ring to any one who can get it away from Betsy E. I, Dave Byer, being of weak mind, here-by will my seat in the study hall to any C016-blooded junior and my chemistry book to any one who will create a great odor at least once a week. I, Judy Byer, will the following, my ability to blush under any circumstances to Darlene Gibbons, my ability to let my hair grow to my sister Anne, and my love for home economics to Julia Suman. I, Alan Clase, with a mind, will my razor blade to Larry Huston, my toenail clippers to Emma Marsee, my seat in the study hall to anybody who gets it, my basketball trunks to Joe Schimierer, my baseball socks to Bill Huffman, and my high forehead to Oop Baker. I, Carolyn Charleston, being of sound body and no mind, here-by will my cheerleading suit to my sister, Rosie, my majorette suit to one of the twirlers, my intelligent looking glasses to Softie Huston, and, last but not least, my love for sports to Anita Hughes. I, Jerry Dennis, with a strong back and a weak mind, will my ability to keep busy in the shop to Allan Baker and Larry Huston, my desk in the study hall to any jtuiior who likes a holey desk, and my flat top to Boyd Hey. l,, Betsy Ellen Estill, will my seat by the radiator that blows out cold air to Sharon Hoverman, my big feet, size 10, to Sondra Schlickman, and my love for school and the teachers to Phyllis Goodwin, who needs it. I, Jim Finch, will my manager's job toTedPasswater, my love for females to Bud Marbaugh, my ability to get into trouble in school to Allan Baker, and my ability to stay out of school to Bill Huffman. I, Linda Finch, will my ability to get sick right before school starts in the morning to Anne Byer, my picture of Tab Hunter to Patsy Patrick, and my love for school, in general, to Allan Baker. I, Mary Ann Fisher, in daydreaming mind, will my love to play basketball to Dana Hoblet, my half-bashfulness to Larry Huston, and my rosy cheeks to Janet Koch. I, Vernie Frank, being in sound mind and body, Ihope, will my seat in the study hall to Beverly Norton, my curly hair toClaraGarver, and my love for gym to Jeanette Alspaugh. I, John Goodwin, being of sound body and a sound-off mind, will my seat in the study hall to any one with a strong back, my own right to raise and close the windows to the jtuiior boys, and my right to play with the blinds to all junior girls. I, Norma James, will my seat in the study hall to any one who is lucky enough to get it, my books to Emma Marsee, my love for school to Phyllis Goodwin, and last but not least, my love for a certain teacher to Mary Jane Witter. I, Donnie Jones, will my ability to get along with the teachers to Bill Huffman, my seat in the study hall to any junior, and my basketball suit to anyone who thinks they can make the varsity, I, Leon Kallenberger, will my placein chemistry class to anyone with a strong heart and weak mind, my ability to lose all my arguments with Mrs. Games to anyone who has the courage to take English, and, also, all of the dead mice in locker 104 to the biology class or to the girls in the junior class. I, Gary Kesler, will my size 14 gym shoes to Bud Marbaugh, my basketball Sllil IO Larry Huston, my seat in the study hall to Beverly Norton, if she can see over the desk, my love for all girls to Allan Baker, and last but least my 6' 9 frame and basketball Boo's to LaVaughn Merkle. l, Farrel Krall, being of sound mind, will my seat in the study hall to any farsighted junior, my chemistry book to anyone who can read it with understanding, and my ability to get along with the teachers to Allan Baker. l, Gerald Kuhn, will my seat in the study hall to any junior who wants it, my baseball suit to .Tim Krueckeberg, my ability to get along with the teachers to Larry Huston, and my ability to get along with the girls to Boyd Hey,