Williams High School - Tanager Yearbook (Williams, IA)

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Class Prophecy As we enter the ChF1VlUg metropollsof wlllldms 1n the year l96L, we notice that the populatlon has risen to two mlllion and one The first great change we notice 15 that Carrol Knickerbocker has flnally CDV' A a fam -. ld .M gotten a haircut and combes his hair This change was brought about when Carrol accidentallystruckcnl whlle pumping water at thepump house Heis also the chief of police and the f1re chief ofhllllams Car rol 18 not marrled but he has grown fat trylng Carroltells usthat Royal-bhmson otherwise known as Royal the Rasper, the terrlble Wrestler has just defeated Vern Gayne for the heavy weight t1tleof the world ln Madlson Squarefhrdenin W1ll1ams Th1s was a rather remarkablefeat considerlngthat when he wrest led Hans Shmltt, three weeks ago, he lost his rlght arm, left leg, four flngers and most of his teeth ln splte of that he 13 in tip top shape That hlgh school wrestling sure helped, huh Royal9 . - We develop Jet trouble in OUFJeUmOb1l0, so we pull into a very large, modern,complex --... garage We are amazed to learn that the own er of this garage is Ardean Evans Not only does Ardean run the largesttusiness in town, as far as repairing cars is concerned but he also sells used Oldsmobiles and Hudsons However, weare sorry tohear that h1s Hudsons are not selllng too well Whlle we were dlSCuSS1Hg cars, we saw a Buick screech alarmlngly around a corner and skid to a halt in front of the garage Sherman Arends steps nonchalently out of the car and proceeds to sell ardean a large shxpment of Oldsmoblles He says he gets tired of sittlng in h1s manslon and watching h1s one hundred and ninty lnch telev1sion set an he starts some exc1tement by selling CaPS -- '-X Next we d6C1d8 to goty the capital of Williams It 15 several miles to the capital so wetake a taxi We know that Ma inefbefer owns the Cadllac tax1 ser v1ce company so we declde to try out her taxe line hail one and get ins1de Much to our amazement see that Maxine herself 15 driving it We tell herthat we are on a sight seelng tourand she offers totake us around Sheknows where most of our old school mates areso we accepther offer As we arrive at the capltal, we see two lleutenants carrying Wllllam Duden down the steps toward another one of Max1ne's taxls His medals were so heavy that he cou1dn't walk bylnmself and had to be carried He 18 the head of the Army, Navy, and most lmportant of all, the X, Mar1nes They offered h1m the presldency of the United Stateslast electlon but hetnrned ltoverto Vernon Behrens lnstead Th1s 15 proved by the headllnes on the paper we see on the street corners Elsie Behrens, formerly Elsie Roe, first lady of the land chr1stened the new atomlc o cean liner the QUEEN LLSIE 1n W1ll1ams Navy yard The president, Vernon Behrens stood at her slde durlng the ceremony ex, ' Q22 'ilniff .m. 5 --- EVERETT J ALLINSON, AGENT B P HAMED Williams, Iowa Wllliams, Iowa . . . ,. .I . , 4. , ' ST - 'ij ' ' , - N Q3 ' 4-:IP dig C' 1 . S,f'!Sf1 . . . . . . . L0 ' - Q , ,Qliryl - - ,,,- I A . . . n O ' 1 O , . . . . I 1 V. - Q ' . H-1-E? . ' . X . . . - Q I AQ fx - We ' . , we ' . . I ' 0 . . X f . X Q, - I e . h'u! . . . , 4i ' O . . ., . . - H X l - II I 'mg H Jr! sz, - . I -x,v. w,-,-- a W

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PROPHECY KCONTINUEDI Next we go to Curtis Lekwa's new three hundred story bank He has built it during thelast twoyears Out on the lawn there is an oldthirty six Chevvy en closed in bronze It is the first car Curtis ever owned And the last one too He now has hid living quarters above the bank and all the exercise he gets - Q is walking to the elevator and back He 15 just as handsome as ever Of course he 15 worth about 515, 000,000 more than he was when he quit school His personal secretary is Dorothy Holdgrafer They make a lovelygmir and we see evidencethat seems to indie ate that Dorothy will soon become Hrs Curtis Lekwa J This evidence was a ring belng worn by Dorothy, but '93 paid for by Curtis E I1 As we leave the bank, we notice the large sign across the street advertising Crilly's Beauty Salon We go into the building to see whether it is the Crilly we knew in high school It turns out to be none other than Rosemary Crilly, the raving beauty of Willlams High of ten years ago She still has the v1tal1ty and the flgure sne had Falls and transported it to Williams where it has become the largest nightclub in the state of Iowa Next we learn that Diane Ricke has become a majority leader of the Democratic party in Congress She has just helped to move the U nited Nations to Williams Diane is the first female majority leader to ever grace Congress, there is a strong possibility that she will take over as Pres1dent in the next election to become the first wom an president of the United States After strolllng several blocks, we bump into a couple with four children trailing behind, after a good look at them, we discover that it is Mr and Mrs Jim Hundahl We learn from J1m that he 15 get ting ready to enter in his fifty speed way race He already holds the championship title for the last four years Mrs Hundahl, who is the former Marlys Anderson,las given up her career as a teacher to take care of the four children As we leave J1m and h1s family, we barely , X P' Y mlss gett1ng h1t by an Airdale bus, as the bus screeches to a stop, we see John Hames propel , led outthe s1de of the bus by an 1nJect1on seat on wheels It 13 then that we realize that the bus is jet powered John is out trying his new atomic powered bus on his daily coast to coast run He is five mln utes early, so he joins us in a cup of coffee While we are drink ing the coffee, we mention that we have f1ve hundred miles to go be for we get home John volunteers to take us since he has a couple of hours to spare Thus we take our leave of Williams, we are glad to know that all of our old class mates are very prosperous and influential PERFECTION DAIRY JIM O'DLhhsLL Iowa Falls, Iowa A11 ians, low' WNW HW, L . x E - eisii-' Ah -1 . . B' : I , , .F 1, 1 3 It '. ,la in high school. .She tells us that Don has bought the Maroon in Iowa A I C' K X, X - . . A A I Xxx I u 1 . :A - fd: -I 0 .