Williams High School - Tanager Yearbook (Williams, IA)

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Class Prophecy As we enter the ChF1VlUg metropollsof wlllldms 1n the year l96L, we notice that the populatlon has risen to two mlllion and one The first great change we notice 15 that Carrol Knickerbocker has flnally CDV' A a fam -. ld .M gotten a haircut and combes his hair This change was brought about when Carrol accidentallystruckcnl whlle pumping water at thepump house Heis also the chief of police and the f1re chief ofhllllams Car rol 18 not marrled but he has grown fat trylng Carroltells usthat Royal-bhmson otherwise known as Royal the Rasper, the terrlble Wrestler has just defeated Vern Gayne for the heavy weight t1tleof the world ln Madlson Squarefhrdenin W1ll1ams Th1s was a rather remarkablefeat considerlngthat when he wrest led Hans Shmltt, three weeks ago, he lost his rlght arm, left leg, four flngers and most of his teeth ln splte of that he 13 in tip top shape That hlgh school wrestling sure helped, huh Royal9 . - We develop Jet trouble in OUFJeUmOb1l0, so we pull into a very large, modern,complex --... garage We are amazed to learn that the own er of this garage is Ardean Evans Not only does Ardean run the largesttusiness in town, as far as repairing cars is concerned but he also sells used Oldsmobiles and Hudsons However, weare sorry tohear that h1s Hudsons are not selllng too well Whlle we were dlSCuSS1Hg cars, we saw a Buick screech alarmlngly around a corner and skid to a halt in front of the garage Sherman Arends steps nonchalently out of the car and proceeds to sell ardean a large shxpment of Oldsmoblles He says he gets tired of sittlng in h1s manslon and watching h1s one hundred and ninty lnch telev1sion set an he starts some exc1tement by selling CaPS -- '-X Next we d6C1d8 to goty the capital of Williams It 15 several miles to the capital so wetake a taxi We know that Ma inefbefer owns the Cadllac tax1 ser v1ce company so we declde to try out her taxe line hail one and get ins1de Much to our amazement see that Maxine herself 15 driving it We tell herthat we are on a sight seelng tourand she offers totake us around Sheknows where most of our old school mates areso we accepther offer As we arrive at the capltal, we see two lleutenants carrying Wllllam Duden down the steps toward another one of Max1ne's taxls His medals were so heavy that he cou1dn't walk bylnmself and had to be carried He 18 the head of the Army, Navy, and most lmportant of all, the X, Mar1nes They offered h1m the presldency of the United Stateslast electlon but hetnrned ltoverto Vernon Behrens lnstead Th1s 15 proved by the headllnes on the paper we see on the street corners Elsie Behrens, formerly Elsie Roe, first lady of the land chr1stened the new atomlc o cean liner the QUEEN LLSIE 1n W1ll1ams Navy yard The president, Vernon Behrens stood at her slde durlng the ceremony ex, ' Q22 'ilniff .m. 5 --- EVERETT J ALLINSON, AGENT B P HAMED Williams, Iowa Wllliams, Iowa . . . ,. .I . , 4. , ' ST - 'ij ' ' , - N Q3 ' 4-:IP dig C' 1 . S,f'!Sf1 . . . . . . . L0 ' - Q , ,Qliryl - - ,,,- I A . . . n O ' 1 O , . . . . I 1 V. - Q ' . H-1-E? . ' . X . . . - Q I AQ fx - We ' . , we ' . . I ' 0 . . X f . X Q, - I e . h'u! . . . , 4i ' O . . ., . . - H X l - II I 'mg H Jr! sz, - . I -x,v. w,-,-- a W