William Smith College - Pine Yearbook (Geneva, NY)

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I last will anh Tlliestamrnt uf Qlilass uf 1918 .I . We, the Senior class of William Smith, the most brilliant class in fly gl, the history of said institution, do solemnly and with all due reverence .li 5' Cto ourselvesD make this, our last will and testament, before departing Il from this life to the mysteries of the great unknown. 'WI i We, the aforesaid, being of sound mind and sober judgment do Q I A I hereby bequeath: Z I First. To the honorable class of 1919-A book on social etiquette with the sincere hope that they can make good use of it. xxx 1 5 Second. To the Sophomores, our dear sisters: Our s1ncere Tl love and appreciation of their true sisterly devotion, our unexcelled ll is - - J ur. reputation as scholars and the great respect we have received from 'li JL the freshmen. ,ML f , T hird. To the class of 1921, our good wishes, and one dozen , li' bottles of conceit remover. 'fl fl- Fourth. To the class of 1922, our prom decorations with the wish ,ix that they may use them as successfully as we did. To those kind friends without whose aid we could never have il' 1 struggled through these last four years we hereby leave the following: gi To our Dean, who has withstood so well the trials and tribula- 1' tions of three years of hardship, we leave our gratitude for all services 1, r! rendered in our search for the greater things of life, and a Baby-Ben that will never fail to call her mornings. i, W . . . . . N iff To Prof. Bacon Cdelivered to his wife, in case of his absencel a rh printed lacard for his Ford reading, Freshmen allowed to ride with Q W p me once a week sans chaperonf' . - Tp To Prof. Lansing: One garden hat for his trousseau. 'T To Prof. Watson: A private pond where he may raise all the nil, 3 , bugs and frogs that he desires. ,wi fp , To Prof. Brooks: A private airship to take his Astronomy stu- 4 im dents on a personally conducted tour of Mars and others of his M l 'S fi celestial real estates. 'F yr To Prof. Woodman: One brilliant class in Freshman Latin. ,945 To Prof. George Brown: A rocking chair to use in the class room wh and a life subscription to The Ladies' Home Journal. To Prof. Eaton: Some new stories that he may never be at loss , ills, for illustrations in his class discussions. Q 5 To Prof. Williamson: A phonograph for use in the class room if ' l X that he may lecture with less effort. i I F ', f. N U1 f , i 126

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- 1 - i , i H s -P ' fl, i il 4 I A . 'J ., it ill? lim H . JC, 1 lf l ll ll all 1,1 As for Charlotte, our Editor fine ,wwf , ' Without her there would be no PINE 'I ' For she's Worked day and night Nl T And put up a hard fight I And We're proud of both her and her PINE. A Senior was Eleanor Edwards 'fill H You scarcely could hear when she said her Words, 1 For she murmured them low and Whispered them so gi, ig That one never heard Eleanor Edwards. 'if A Senior is Adelaide Cook if At her Wrist Watch she never would look, SQ, For she rushes in late 4 At a terrible gait Wx? Always tardy is Adelaide Cook. lf i is 2 li s 1 sig 7 Q He is gone, let 9 l ill him gs, ood bless fl? iw him. WZ Y l lv - - gui RAGs all ' fi esrzs2f9fass's2 E 1 si Q 125

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winter mornings 'ere rising time comes. ' completion of the Book. ' his neck and thus find them more readily. classes and thus lessen the distance. so that the service may not be delayed by tardy pianists. gb To Grant and Christine: A little college all their own to run. 1 Geneva, and a motor cycle to enable him to take in all three on the y. same evening. To Prof. Harris: A dancing teacher that he may take private qi lessons and thus better enjoy our dances. 51 To Dean Durfee: A new rattle for his Ford. 3 To Prof. Turk: An unlimited bank account for purchase of all NN heart-aches we may have caused them and as a symbol of our good will we extend a cordial invitation to join their commencement gl v Q f X :,.1s::..N 5'f'H xv SW? . : r To Prof. Kunkel: A private maid to close her windows on cold ' To Miss Buschmann: The ability to make a pun once in a while. . To Prof. Williams: An automatic typewriter to hasten the - l k To Prof. Lawton: A ribbon that he may wear his glasses around 'F si 7 To Prof. Yeames: A private car to conduct him to and from To Prof. Lawson: Suggestions and devices for keeping students mf I 1 X' busy, also a private library that he may be no longer hampered by lack of texts in assigning reading. li To Miss Himes: Several Dumb waiters who will give her no 5 trouble. ML To Miss Millerd: A private Bulletin Board for gym notices. 9 To Dr. Hubbs: A victrola to play Hymns for chapel mornings fl To Prof. Muirheid: Season ticket for each of the Movies in al L books desired for the library. To Hobart, we leave our undying gratitude for all they have done to make life interesting and happy for us, we crave pardon for any 'f with ours. ,i 1 Lastly, we hereby appoint our honored board of Trustees, Tip executors of this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking all TJ former wills by us made. In witness whereof, we have hereunto subscribed our name the first day of June in the year one thousand nine hundred and eighteen ll CLASS OF 1918. gl lui 1918 127