William Smith College - Pine Yearbook (Geneva, NY)

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Has proven to the World that an education acquired at Keuka and William Smith does not take away from a girl her greatest charm, a gentle voice. Gentle, gentle is her speech! VVhen her teacher says to each, Loud and lusty make thy tones Minnie merely sits and groans. ' III

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S V Added, a RG111St1C louch to College L1fL l What s the good of collc ge d IX s Inspired :L 'Vale Too Long for One Little Song. Where'er she went she brought calamity, Oler classes four and lab she used to groang And now it's hygiene causes her dismay, And she has trouble with the telephone ! l I When you meet Wxth girls always What the rest 'tbhor 'md shun V em thmks 'ue '1ll the fun

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Opened up an Opportunity for all Billy Schmidters to escape discouragements of School Teaching and a Seven Years Break Down. DO YOU WANT MORE MONEY? To any William Smith student not obtaining a position and needing money I would recommend nothing better than joining the Hopeful Valley Matrimonial Agency. When I started in this work I had no experience of any kind and it was with fear and trembling but a determination to succeed. In more than 9,ooo cases I have helped ambitious deserving young women to secure good husbands. You can do the same. With youth and enthusiasm you can not but succeed. On my list now I have over 1,ooo Women with an allowance of over 3500 a year. What else is there that a woman can do to earn this amount? And there is abso- lutely no limit to the possibilities. No previous experience is necessary. PROMPT ATTENTION TO ALL APPLICANTS Address-H. L. Daily, Manager Hopeful Valley Matrimonial Agency. II2