William Penn High School - Tatler Yearbook (York, PA)

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GGLD IS IAZHER YGU' FIND IT LIBRARY SEATED: MISS GOTXVALT. STANmNc: MISS SCI-IVV.-XR'I'ZL1R. Knowledge is power: IVell, kids, there's a lot of power in the library-all you have to do is absorb it. P e I A in H LIBRARY ROMANCE- Boy meets girl. Adoring glanee Note across the table. That evening in the movies Head on shoulder. Hand in hand. Sigh-h-h-hi!! JIM NUGGIQT: I'm 'lprospeetingu for some 'book larnin', do you know where I kin Mdigu some up? CLAIM IUXIPIN' PETIC: IVell, Pard, I reckon you kin try the lib'ry down to th' High School. I heard tell that them there two gals, Miss Schwartzer and Miss Gotwalt, are right smart females. It pleasures them mighty when them thar young'uns stake their claims in th, 1ib'ry diggin's. jIM NUGGICT: That's mighty consid'rct 0' you, Pete. Guess l'll git me down thar pronto. Book larnin' ain't gonna hurt nobody, 'specially me. I ain't never had no chance to larn readin', writin', and 'rithmetic. My pop never had no savvy and my mom, she was too plumb Mtook up with us ten young'uns-so I just growed up ignorant like. CLAIM jUMPlN' PETIC: 'Tain't never too late to larn, jim. VVell, Pard, good luck, I hope you strike it rich. So long, jim, see you down to the diggin's come spring.

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H011 .ZLGGN The photographer followed that lingering and appetizing aroma, and discoxtred it originated in the Cafeteria chow wagon. He shot the unsuspecting cook for no particular reason, but fled to safety before being corrallcd and lynchcd. VVARNING! CASUAL VISITOR: 0 . 1 Prospecting for a dinner. Ginny, Margie, Norma and Patty look mighty hungry after a session of hbook larnin'. If you value your life, git out of the halls at ll:3O!!l Gosh dem it, that's when the stampede begins. That shout coming from the Chow XVagon, Hcomc and git it is the signal for the rush. jump on the nearest lironco, boy, and beat it. Nothing can hold hack these Bill Penn f'steers when they catch a whiff of that appetizing aroma escaping from the most popu- lar range on the ranch. And who is responsible for all these good smells and vittles-why, Xliss Murphy, chief of the Baked Beans and Bacon Brigade. To her we owe all that extra avoirdupois we are carrying around. Listen to that jingle of coins! Mr. Miller urings 'em up as these hungry daughters of the wild and woolly digginsv load their trays with flapiaeks, halted beans. jerked venison, and many other aromatic and tan- talizing vittles.

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ALEX KUBIK, a forty-niner, demonstrates what can happen to these habitual law- breakers when they persist in breaking the law. Of course, this all make believe, but- it Cflll happen to you. Early in the morning when the majority of the students are still dead to the world or in the afternoon when most students have gone home, a few selected 'fseholarsv may be seen dragging themselves along the halls of dear old VVilliam Penn. At a glance you can tell that they are heading to Deten- tion Room or the 'LI-Ioosegowf' as it is fondly called by most of its inmates. Can it be that some of them, attempted to take an illegal vacation? VVhatever the reason may be, these wayward adolescents are on their wav to pay their debts to so- eiety by spending a few co7y hours with the Warden, Mr. Edgington, in the wee hours of the morning, or with the Sheriff, Mr. Grim, in the late hours of the afternoon. Moral: Trod the straight and narrow path and keep out of the clutches of the law. l.llfXRXT NVIIXI' NOT TO DO IN UNK ILXSY l.l-SSONI These 3 hilarious seniors are merely pos- 'Yf f ing to illustrate. to would-be iail- ' birds, 1:11.11 not m do in order to teep out of the l!oosegow. EA 20 IEETTKE OGSEGO Deputy Sheriff, l DGlYG- TOY, points an accusing finger at prisoner liubik. Xloral: Obey the rules and regulations of xvillllllll Penn and keep out of the Deten- tion Room.