William Penn High School - Tatler Yearbook (York, PA)

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H011 .ZLGGN The photographer followed that lingering and appetizing aroma, and discoxtred it originated in the Cafeteria chow wagon. He shot the unsuspecting cook for no particular reason, but fled to safety before being corrallcd and lynchcd. VVARNING! CASUAL VISITOR: 0 . 1 Prospecting for a dinner. Ginny, Margie, Norma and Patty look mighty hungry after a session of hbook larnin'. If you value your life, git out of the halls at ll:3O!!l Gosh dem it, that's when the stampede begins. That shout coming from the Chow XVagon, Hcomc and git it is the signal for the rush. jump on the nearest lironco, boy, and beat it. Nothing can hold hack these Bill Penn f'steers when they catch a whiff of that appetizing aroma escaping from the most popu- lar range on the ranch. And who is responsible for all these good smells and vittles-why, Xliss Murphy, chief of the Baked Beans and Bacon Brigade. To her we owe all that extra avoirdupois we are carrying around. Listen to that jingle of coins! Mr. Miller urings 'em up as these hungry daughters of the wild and woolly digginsv load their trays with flapiaeks, halted beans. jerked venison, and many other aromatic and tan- talizing vittles.

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EEIFFS SCHOOI IN URblf No Medzevze 111171 Needed On our numerous fxpedltlons over tortuous trzuls, Miss Shaxx our sehool nurse, has come to our reseue Mtmv, m'1ny UHICS has she stopped 1nd has Qlx en sueeor to '1 strleleen ploneer xx ho hid fillen hx the xx ax slde Yxe the modern forty nlnexs, are grateful to thls Umelous Angel of Merex who so unselfishlxf performs her dutx CL STODIAN VV h If lmppens to the fool s Gold th1t IS seflt tered rlonff the E1 lllS hx the fortx mnels, xx ho Lflllfllllllllk xxend thcxr xx1V from elfum to e um Ill selreh of '1 r1eh strxlte lenoxx edwej Xlr lxler and his mpflble erexx de serxe 1 lmr of gold dust for the cfhelent xx 1x ln xx hleh thex keep the xx won El'1llS mav be unhnmpered rn our se.1reh for ltnoxxl ed e OFFICI FORCE Anx tune of dfnx upon enterxnff the mfun ofhee, xou xxxll find a Group of Uuls eoulte ously 'md plelsnntlx ansxx CIIIIU the telephone, fuxmg xnfornmtlon operfltlnfr the lllll11C0gl'lPl1 lIl'1LlllI1C and performmff numerous other tasks Ihese hardx mildens of the xxflgon trfuls 'are xxolth their xxewht in gold for the Lflllllllf md husmessldte IIYIHIICI' Ill xx h1eh thex lteep the xx heels of our melt lnstltutlon runnlnff smoothly auf' Anon XIISS Sll XXX R N Sd 001 'Vnrxe Sx m 'lt 1et1e llllel xx llllllff eourteous these lre gust c x of the qullltxes possessed lux Xllss Slllxx xxrllllllll Penns modern Xlffllilllflllt. Brloxx Sll Rl INF lXl l R FllSf0eil71I lxen though tlus hlndsome xoung mm doesnt hmdle rroom he nal s 1re that ull s 1 mx e a eleln sxxeep are Nw- 'sy ge Ie t to r1ql1t Xlmrx me umson ue rex Drnxxlmmfflm X1 I'll l new 'xlxrx Proxxcll Delores lrex oxee IJLIII s Y 1 1 M4 7 . . J, Q . 1 . 7 . . . . . , . v L- y - K Lf . x v . v 1 .. v ' Y'- f Y ' 7 4 . . , ' . W ' ' .. X, 4 N ' - . D . , . fl' - - 1 1 v ' ' I ' 1 ' .. . F V Y . S W 1, .' Q Y pil. .vi x . Dy. , 5' A fx' - 1 ' , Q1 ' . '. , '- . ' .' . Y V' I , Ls '. . W? , . ,, - . . , C, D . .2 U .K 5. ., ',- , ' 1 ' ' '. ' . -11' ' . '1- s -sei Q is '- -L L s --f - 1. 'zfmf ,.'1f',f, , I. . U- ' 41 .rv ,' 1 I ' ' 1 ' ' 1 - . . .5 - - , ' U WI Y . I .w E Y 7 U U Q A . .,, a l , ' I nie' st ' 1 1 hr' mer gli- eu ' mb e . . A . ,,, 'YY clear of LlClH'lS so that xx'e, the seekers ot gold, e . . , Y- . o' , D W U ' f. , Jr - . L., - U- L - ,fa QE: . U . H 1 - ' ni U g Vs' L. I Yin-K Y X. , . , x 5 ' I sh-SN us ff V. V. . . ' . U . rs' f ' , l O 1 , 1 . 4 - . . D K x Xt s N 1 v D . ' L . , at ' 1 V 1 --' ,U . .. , . . . . .ll if , . 1 ' . ' . ' WL . . . U 1 ' . 5' 1 Q c ' Y' .f lf, Al-1' 1'::,,.-117-., AL Y , ' . .

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GGLD IS IAZHER YGU' FIND IT LIBRARY SEATED: MISS GOTXVALT. STANmNc: MISS SCI-IVV.-XR'I'ZL1R. Knowledge is power: IVell, kids, there's a lot of power in the library-all you have to do is absorb it. P e I A in H LIBRARY ROMANCE- Boy meets girl. Adoring glanee Note across the table. That evening in the movies Head on shoulder. Hand in hand. Sigh-h-h-hi!! JIM NUGGIQT: I'm 'lprospeetingu for some 'book larnin', do you know where I kin Mdigu some up? CLAIM IUXIPIN' PETIC: IVell, Pard, I reckon you kin try the lib'ry down to th' High School. I heard tell that them there two gals, Miss Schwartzer and Miss Gotwalt, are right smart females. It pleasures them mighty when them thar young'uns stake their claims in th, 1ib'ry diggin's. jIM NUGGICT: That's mighty consid'rct 0' you, Pete. Guess l'll git me down thar pronto. Book larnin' ain't gonna hurt nobody, 'specially me. I ain't never had no chance to larn readin', writin', and 'rithmetic. My pop never had no savvy and my mom, she was too plumb Mtook up with us ten young'uns-so I just growed up ignorant like. CLAIM jUMPlN' PETIC: 'Tain't never too late to larn, jim. VVell, Pard, good luck, I hope you strike it rich. So long, jim, see you down to the diggin's come spring.