William Mason High School - Masonian Yearbook (Mason, OH)

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SHARON DUFF, being of no mind and no body, do hereby will to my sister, Sandy, who is an upcoming freshman, my ability to break all the rules and regulations of the Goody-Goody Club and still hold the office of secretary of this club. BENNIE tBernardd EDNARDS, being of unthinkable mind and lazy body, will my drama grade to whomever wants it, my drag racing ability in auto mechanics to Art Smith, who needs it so much, and my ability to get out of this place as often and as much as possible to whomever can do it, with a little help from his friends. DAVID GEORGE EGGERDETG, being of sound mind and stable body, do hereby will my good looks to the fortunate Jane Schutte, provided that she use them to her best interest, me. I also will my ability to close windows to Mrs. Ross, provided she has her trousers on. HOLLY FAULKNER, being of weak mind and delapidated body, do hereby will my cooking ability to Jane Schutte and my ability to have fun to Cindy Heisler. NANCY FRIDIEY, of weary and under supplied body, will to Glen Justice toefollow my footsteps as Fieldtrip in the eyes of Mr. Strunk. JANE GARDNER, being of a messed up mind and tattered body, will my ability to get in trouble with Mr. Lichtenberg, to Diane Ehde providing she can get in trouble at least once a day. And to Marilyn Brewster, I will my straight A's in B.O.E. if she needs them as bad as I did. KATHY GIFFEN, being of wierd mind and unstabled bon, hereby will to my sister, Terri, my intelligence in all my calsses, and my goof-off license for roaming in the halls. JANINE GIRTON, being of no mind and no body, do hereby will my un graceful cheering ability to Jane Schutte, providing whe goofs one cheer every game. I also, will the great times I have had at W.M.H.S. to my brother, Jimmy. DANIEL WILLIAM GRAU, being of dirty mind and able body, do hereby will my ability to get along with MiSS Brown to Mike Bowling provided he can handle her and to my sister-in-law, Susan, I will my superior intelligence because she needs it. GARY GUESS, being of sound mind and abused body will my one eye to Punchy. JOHN GLAZELL, being of worn out mind and poor body, will my ability not to fall asleep in Buck's chemistry class to my brother, Tim, and to Java, I leave my Government notes provided he can read them. RANDY HARDYMAN, will all of my class spirit, beautiful part in drama class, my three years of governemnt, yes, I will leave all these lovely things to any other dude who spends as many years of his life in this place as I did. DONNA HAMM, being of little mind and undetermined body do hereby will my ability to avoid study halls to my sister, Judy, with the hope that she won't ever be caught either. CAROL HARRIS, being of warped mind and unable body do hereby leave my athletic ability to Helena Calvert. To Annette Gray, I leave my grades and to Mr. Hendricks, I leave my school insurance policy. JEAN HARVEY, being of a crazy, way-out mind and a deformed body, do hereby will my ability to use a cheat sheet and also my abilty to mess up in cheerleading to my sister, Janice Marie Harvey. TED I-EEGNER, do hereby donate one very slightly used grammar book to my sister, Linda. JERRY HERBERT, being of sober mind and sober body, leave my hungry appetite and bottle of goodies to all the following D. E students: Cyclops, the poor kid with one eye, Rin Chin Chin, the dog food eater and Charley Tuna, the person that Star Kist won't take. BEV HOLLIDAY, being of crazy mind and mangled body do hereby leave all my breaks to Senior B.O.E. and to Rita. Judd, I leave my ability to roam the halls provided She doesnlt get caught by Mr. Lichtenberg. DONALD LOUIS HUDSON, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath to Jim Eldridge, my middle name. I also will to him the basketball playing ability that goes with it. JOHN JONES, being of sick mind and shaky body, will my ability to stay sober to Chuck Pollard and Brad Everman, my musical genius to Fred Zopff, and my job at Hans and Fritz to whatever poor soul will take it. RICK KARAM, being of unhooked mind and body, will my long hair, rebellious attitude, and smart mouth to Mike Brandt. PETE KOENIG, being of no mind and some body, will my weights and good grades ingovern- ment to Larry Reynolds and everything else I have to Debbie Highty ROGER KOEPFIE, being of lost mind and. weary body; will my ability to sleep on the bench at basketball games to my brothers, and my orange track shoes to anyone who has guts enough to-wear them. I, DEBBIE RIDOUT, being of pygmr mind and body , do hereby will to Linda Ball my position as Treasurer to the Goodie-Goodie Club, provided she obeys all the rules and to my little brother, Mike, who will be a freshman next year, I will to him my very own hall pass.

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SENIOR CLASS WILL I, BARRY ABBOTT, being of sound mind and body, bequeath all my baseball ability to Brad Everman because he is going to need it next year. 1', ERIC ANDERSON, being flat-footed, will my three traffic tickets to anyone that can man- age to get three of them before the age of 18. I, PEG ANDERSON, of no mind and accident-prone body, do hereby will to my brother all my initiations, to Dayle Middleton my charm for boys, and to Annette Gray all my ath- letic ability. LEARB BALL ROWLAND, being of dirty mind and ugly body, hereby will to Sabrina Huhn my ability to go through four years of high school without learning anything and still graduate. L DAVID ALIEN BAYSORE, being of rare type, will my voice to the sohpomore class. Also, since I have had a lot of luck getting through high School, I will my luck to all classes following me. LMIICE BELL, being of great Service to the basketball team, baseball team, and cross country team, will my ability as a good manager to my little brother, Roger, hoping he will carry on the great tradition of being the finest manager around. I, STEVE BERRY, do hereby will my physical body and my mind of brains to Little Jimmy Grayson. I,MIKE BIEHIE, being of screwed-up mind, do hereby will my monster shoulder pads to Bill Pugh so he weighs more, and my shoe to him, too, for kicking ability. I, BONNIE BOWEN, being of mixed-up mind and stunted body, do hereby will the problems of cheerleading to Peggy Hathaway and my ability to fall over hurdles to my brother Russ. I, CATHEY DON BRANDT, being of distinguished mind and. admirable body, hereby will my turtle Morris, to Mr. Strunk, my Clinton Massie friends to Steph Tucker, and the title of Comette captain to whomever wants it. I,DON BROWN, being of fuzzy mind and stable body, will my entire fortune of bubble gum trading cards to my little sister and my ability to run to 11y brother Pinkie. I, KAREN KAY BROWN, being of unusual mind and more unusual body, do hereby will my govern- ment notes to my sister, Sharon, my cooking ability to Jill Tracy, and my track shoes to Jane Schutte. I, ED BRUNK, being of basketball mind and body, will nothing to nobody, because whoever attends this school is screwed-up. I, LINDA BURNSIDE, being of washed-up mind and unshapely body, do hereby will to Peggy, my big sister, the ability to skip school and not get caught, and to Mike Scott, my favorite freshman, all the dirty lunch plates in the cafeteria, and last but not least, to Mrs. Mitchell, I will a fantastic office helper like I was first period. I, RANDY BURTON, being of destroyed mind and semi-healthy body, will to Mr. Louderback my ability to ignore him for four consecutive years. I, BEN CHAPMAN, have found out that the best part of school was the senior year, and no student needs the other ll. I, DAVE CHINN, being of weak mind and weak body, leave all of my dog food and burns to all teachers of William Mason High School. I, RODNEY CLARKSON, of the unfortunate class of 71 and of no mind and almost no body, will the two dozen hairs on my chest to Mr. Strunk, and my ability not to study but still pass, to any other dumb up who can make it like I did. I, NANCY GROCER, with underdevelopafbody and overworked brain, leave at least seven term papers in one year to all future seniors, on the condition that no less than three of them will be due at the same time and four of them are for Mr. Strunk. I, JANICE CRUTCHER, being of idiotic mind and delapitated body, do hereby will my bottle of Estee Lauder to any junior girl who wishes to have Mr. Hamilton smell them, my ability to be eternally mixed-up to Carolou Garies, and last, but not least, my gov- ernment notes to Greg Rhodes, in hopes that he'll learn more than I have. I JOHN DAY, being of overworked mind and stable body, will to my sister Ladonna, my ability to graduate, and to Jeff Peck I will my football gear, provided that he plays foot- ball and beats Lebanon. LMICHAEL CARROL, being of sound mind. and body, after many long, hard, and exhausting hours of practice, will to any future senior who is willing to work for it, the best seat in the house, my illustrious seat on the bench at all the future Comet basket- ball games.

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DELORIS GREER, being of sleepy mind and tired body, will to anyone my ability to cut classes and skip school whenever they get the urge, so long as they have as much fun and are as lucky as I was. KAREN GREGG, of warped mind and wilted body do hereby will my cherished baseball uniform to anyone willing to take their chances on third base provided they make at least three errors per game. As to my sister Cindy, my ability to get a letter in comp eight days before school is out. BECKY LOSH, being of fizzled-out mind and delapidated body, hereby will my green cheer- leading shoes to any Comet, provided that person wears them to every game and pep rally and also have a size 9 foot. LES LAKES, being of small mind and big body do hereby will my eons with green shoe laces to an intermural basketball team as long as they win the championship like me. DEBORAH LEAR, the POPE, being of blessed body and. baby mind, do hereby leave to my little sister Donna, my sacred title and all the privleges and spiritual superiority that goes with it, and to the juniors I leave my blessing. AMEN + TERRY LIGHTENBERG, being of warped mind and strained body, do hereby will my ability to lose three football games all by myself to Mark Diangelo, providing he doesn't use it too often. I also will my hair to the first Negro to attend Bill Mason High School. ROBET McCRAY, being of hasseled mind and weary body, do hereby leave my gift of total harras- sment to Mike Brandt, provided he harrasses the Goodie-Goodies as much as I have. THERESA McGRATH, being of Weak mind and puny body, do hereby bequeath my ability to score 14- points in basketball all season to Staph Wallace, and my artistic ability to anyone who can find a use for it. ELIZABETH MEYER, will my handwriting to anyone, provided that they can read it, and my nervousness to anyone Who doesn't get nervous easily. TIM MIDDLETON, being of sound mind and weak body, will my government notes to all of my little nieces and nephews, providing that they pass government with a D- like I did. THOMAS ROY MIDDIETON, being of dirty mind and sexy body, do hereby will all my great govern- ment notes to Connie Hendrickson, provided she will be able to read them. being of ample body and unthinkable mind, do hereby, ROXANNE ADELE MOLIMAN, bequeath my very own governmental documents consisting of a hand-written conglomeration of the structure of these United States' government to Bob Chryistianson 3 and I leave my ability to apply eye- liner on actors and actresses to Minica Suttmiller. Long live Wm. Mason High School? RUSS MOORE, being of a solid body and unsolid mind, do will my government notes to Arlene Barnes, heaven knows she needs them! I also will ability to participate in sports to Greg MoCracken. He also needs it. I also want to will my ability to fix and tear up cars in auto mechanics, which I know he will do a good job at, to Mike Bowling. Although I know he doesn't need it, I would like to will my speed in track to Gary Brown. LYNN MARIE MONK, being of extraordinary mind and. forgotten body, will to Steph Tucker, my ability to graduate, if possible, and to my little sister, Susan, all my excess fat, pro- vided she puts it to its best use. BARB NICHOLS, being of tired mind and unstable body, do hereby will my ability to make pas-u sing grades without opening a book to my sister, Janet, and my ability to skip school with out getting caught to Sabrina Hahn. NANCY POFF, being of questionable mind and worn-out body, do hereby to Linda Wilt, Bernie Burkhard, so long as he watches over her while I'm not around, and to Turtle, tBrack Martini all the good. times I've had. at the bowling alley so long as he uses someone else's I.D. Also, I Will to Mr. Strunk my 5 x 7 senior picture. SYLVLAIPOHIMAN, being of unused mind and indisposable body, do hereby will to my b'rother, Ralph, the ability to graduate without any problems, and to Yvonne Ward, I leave her the position I held in Mr. Strunk's government class. Have fun: CINDY RAPP, being of mixed-up mind and weary body, do hereby will my great typing ability to Connie Hendrickson, providing she flunk all timed writings, and to my'little sister, Lois, I will all the fun I had in high school, in hopes that she have as much fun as I did. DEBBIE BEAM, being of jmnbled-up mind and body, do hereby leave my ability to get out of study halls to my darling little sister, Liz, providing she spends at least one of her free periods with Mrs. Frey and to Jean Saylor, my great typing ability. JOHN R. ROWLAND, being of sound mind and body, will all my skill of getting out of work to Mr. B. Apke. DIANE SCHUTTE, Alias Geraldine, being of impure mind and pure body, do hereby will my post as President of the GoodienGoodies to my sister, Sue, provided she drafts 5 new members a year. RUTH SCOFIELD, being of warped mind and condemned body, do hereby leave Mrs. Burrows, the judgement to choose a new window closer, preferably Yvonne Ward, and I leave Yvonne Ward the ability to do the job well. I also leave Teresa Triplet my government notes and the ability to read them. TOM SHARPE, being of sound body and superior mind, do hereby bequeath my great knowledge 111 French to Mike Andersont'Tato-Chip'w, to use in French III, my skill in notehand to anyone who thinks he might want to take it - in hopes that he will discover-that he doesn't want it. I also leave our noon fotball game to the table across from us, and my ability to roam the halls to Marshall Sidwell and Gil Lanham.