William Mason High School - Masonian Yearbook (Mason, OH)

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Senior Thoughts at Commencement-- Class Historynjim Sliger Diane Schutte

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SENIOR CLASS WILL I, BARRY ABBOTT, being of sound mind and body, bequeath all my baseball ability to Brad Everman because he is going to need it next year. 1', ERIC ANDERSON, being flat-footed, will my three traffic tickets to anyone that can man- age to get three of them before the age of 18. I, PEG ANDERSON, of no mind and accident-prone body, do hereby will to my brother all my initiations, to Dayle Middleton my charm for boys, and to Annette Gray all my ath- letic ability. LEARB BALL ROWLAND, being of dirty mind and ugly body, hereby will to Sabrina Huhn my ability to go through four years of high school without learning anything and still graduate. L DAVID ALIEN BAYSORE, being of rare type, will my voice to the sohpomore class. Also, since I have had a lot of luck getting through high School, I will my luck to all classes following me. LMIICE BELL, being of great Service to the basketball team, baseball team, and cross country team, will my ability as a good manager to my little brother, Roger, hoping he will carry on the great tradition of being the finest manager around. I, STEVE BERRY, do hereby will my physical body and my mind of brains to Little Jimmy Grayson. I,MIKE BIEHIE, being of screwed-up mind, do hereby will my monster shoulder pads to Bill Pugh so he weighs more, and my shoe to him, too, for kicking ability. I, BONNIE BOWEN, being of mixed-up mind and stunted body, do hereby will the problems of cheerleading to Peggy Hathaway and my ability to fall over hurdles to my brother Russ. I, CATHEY DON BRANDT, being of distinguished mind and. admirable body, hereby will my turtle Morris, to Mr. Strunk, my Clinton Massie friends to Steph Tucker, and the title of Comette captain to whomever wants it. I,DON BROWN, being of fuzzy mind and stable body, will my entire fortune of bubble gum trading cards to my little sister and my ability to run to 11y brother Pinkie. I, KAREN KAY BROWN, being of unusual mind and more unusual body, do hereby will my govern- ment notes to my sister, Sharon, my cooking ability to Jill Tracy, and my track shoes to Jane Schutte. I, ED BRUNK, being of basketball mind and body, will nothing to nobody, because whoever attends this school is screwed-up. I, LINDA BURNSIDE, being of washed-up mind and unshapely body, do hereby will to Peggy, my big sister, the ability to skip school and not get caught, and to Mike Scott, my favorite freshman, all the dirty lunch plates in the cafeteria, and last but not least, to Mrs. Mitchell, I will a fantastic office helper like I was first period. I, RANDY BURTON, being of destroyed mind and semi-healthy body, will to Mr. Louderback my ability to ignore him for four consecutive years. I, BEN CHAPMAN, have found out that the best part of school was the senior year, and no student needs the other ll. I, DAVE CHINN, being of weak mind and weak body, leave all of my dog food and burns to all teachers of William Mason High School. I, RODNEY CLARKSON, of the unfortunate class of 71 and of no mind and almost no body, will the two dozen hairs on my chest to Mr. Strunk, and my ability not to study but still pass, to any other dumb up who can make it like I did. I, NANCY GROCER, with underdevelopafbody and overworked brain, leave at least seven term papers in one year to all future seniors, on the condition that no less than three of them will be due at the same time and four of them are for Mr. Strunk. I, JANICE CRUTCHER, being of idiotic mind and delapitated body, do hereby will my bottle of Estee Lauder to any junior girl who wishes to have Mr. Hamilton smell them, my ability to be eternally mixed-up to Carolou Garies, and last, but not least, my gov- ernment notes to Greg Rhodes, in hopes that he'll learn more than I have. I JOHN DAY, being of overworked mind and stable body, will to my sister Ladonna, my ability to graduate, and to Jeff Peck I will my football gear, provided that he plays foot- ball and beats Lebanon. LMICHAEL CARROL, being of sound mind. and body, after many long, hard, and exhausting hours of practice, will to any future senior who is willing to work for it, the best seat in the house, my illustrious seat on the bench at all the future Comet basket- ball games.