William Chrisman High School - Gleam Yearbook (Independence, MO)

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22 TI1E GLEAVI. y Ihr if 7 rvahman. p E are the Freshmen. When we started to school last year we did not fully realize this important fact, but we did not remain long in ignorance. The haughty manner of the Seniors and Juniors soon showed us that we did not trot in their class, as horseman say. They even went so far as to collect in rooms by themselves, not admitting anyone, not even the Sophomores. This hurt the Sophomores, I think, for they then organized and proceeded to imitate the Seniors as closely as possible. But we do not care. We know that we are superior to them all. we do not tell everyone, however, so only a few people know this. There are many points of superiority, but I will not name them all as that would take too long. We outnumber any other class, ,for our class num- bers over a hundred, while the Seniors have only twenty or thirty and the Juniors and Sophs. between forty and fifty apiece. Also we are more polite than the Seniors. If a Freshman speaks to a Senior, the Senior will not notice the salutation. QThis cannot be on account of our size, for some of us are not at all smallj. If the case is reversed, however, the Freshman will not only answer in a very friendly manner, but will even go several blocks out of his way in order to give the Senior the pleasure of his company. This is also ,true of the Sophmores and Juniors when the Senior happens to bc a girl. But I will leave it to my readers to judge which shows a more friendly spirit. , The Sophomores are very condescending towa1'ds us, but we will not be- come intimate with them. Their minds are very much occupied, when they are not trying to give a play or minstrel show or something of the kind, they are busily engaged in quarreling among themselves. This is probably very inter- esting for them, but 1'ather hard on the by-standers a-standin' by. When they become Juniors, we hope they will drop these childish ways. However, we can at least learn from them what we should NOT do next year. We may possibly learn something from the Juniors and Seniors also. The last named class is perfect in every respect. If you do not believe me, ask them, and they will tell you all about it. We, however, will not stoop so low as to praise ourselves, and we have already complimented the other classes until, I fea1', our reputation for confessing other people's faults is almost ruin- ed. And now a painful duty is ours. We must bid our 1'93.Cl61'S fa1'ewell for- 6V61', for, when next you hear from us, We will be Sophomors! - CHARLES SEXTON. To ALL Lovnns or STRUGGLING GENIUS. Send your sympathy to the unfortunate author of the Freshman article. He has been obliged to take to the woods on account of his health and it is fear ed he may yet fall into the hands of his g1'atefuI QZJ fellow students. , COUNTRY CORRESPONDENT.

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THE GLEAYI. 21 papers which contain, not vast stores of knowledge, but in contrast to this, llttle or no knowledge, arranged in such a manner as to deceive an unknowing individual into thinking that we were required to write an Houtlinef' An Amzrhnte In day s of yoie theie was aTea4he1 by ye name of Mansei Now under Hel voice sate a band of nioitals beai mfr ve D1V1D6 appellation of bemois They gi ew acquainted with ye p11DC1pl8S of PhyS1CS, which conslsts of d1ve1 se .l3OlIJ'1l1laS and obscuie conceptions of ye Buslness Woi ld of Natuie Now ye T6aCh81 was a very good Teachei, but bhe was fond if that bianch of litem. tuie known as TESTS Qof which Hel pupils Weie not fondj and She 1ns1sted on g1V mfr them Now ye Sen1o1s wel e a Bufrht set and could Ofet ye Sclence of Natule without studying 01 thoufrhtthey could which was the same thlng so fal as they wele concei ned Now one day ye Temchex sald, VW e will have a test, whe1 eat ye Pupils smiled scoinfullv But 61610110 ye smlle faded foi ve test was a vely Difficult test And whatye b0I1101S d1dn't know they Slthel made up oi left out, and ye grades obtained W618 veiy P001 which teaches ve futuie Seniors not to try to 'woik 3 ye tcachex bv ye name of MRHS61 EARLF OWL 0 7 ' v 4 - i 1 1 J h . 21 .1 ' . I 1 I l ' l u . I - . I 1 u I. 1 ' 1 D ' n , P- 49 P . . . , ' ac 1 - . a 1. - 1 ' I ' . I l 1 .1 ' D . Lf ' 1' 51 . u . ' I 0 , . n I I ' I - . , U S . 7 1 . U . i A I fo 1 M5255 N' L !,.n-nv 111111

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THE GLEAVI. 23 A Efrwtiar nn Thr Svnphnmnrr. Many Sophs of many schools Many Sophs that 1S WISE fools Yes, you wlll doubtless ha, ha and say Yes It fits lem but all must 16 lnembel, even the classes of '04 and ,05, that they wele once Sophomol es and l6lU8II1b6I lnv It lb to be hoped that they wlll deslst of mal luv such melllment of lt as to cause the bashiul mascullne Sophs to dl op thell eyes ln shame, or the bophs of the fall sex to Ulale f0l th ln llghteous anger Gt belng' leap yeal, and the eve of the new woman, no doubt you wlll leadlly find Sl1mC16I'1t IGHSOD fOl the antltheses of 6111012101185 But leavlnff thls, we wlsh that all may know that ouls 1S the best class GVQI wlthln the walls of theI H b CThls 1S the pllvate oplnlon of the class we could not vouch fol It elsewhele Fol one thlnof, lt IS the most ollglnal fol show me the class that evel olvanlaed ln lt s Sopholnole yeal and one that has held two lneetlnfrs wlthout the QLIBSUOHS of plus and colols evel comlng up The class s owed ltself decldedly ollfrlnal ID a debate upon '4Was Clomwell JllSl1lf16Kl37 The neffatlves Won by plovlnfr one pOlDt lnstead of many, and flftel the ClGLlSlOD the Spll lt of orlfrlnallty became so confused Wlth 8lll0g1GS of Llolnwell th Lt the consequences wele that hal lnony was not lestored untll lonff aftel We lefrletfully thlnk that the gleatest thlng ID oul hlstoly 15 the meet lug ID whlch we O10'3.I11Z6d The scene was tl uly an lnsplllnof one The one tlmld ffentleman who could be pel suaded to pleslde was ln constant dangel of hls llle floln the gleatel poltlon of the class, whlle clles of 'tsecond the motlon O1tl61 thele,' Ml Chlles has the H001 made the confuslon mole laughable But towald the close, oldel came out of chaos, and OHTCGIS W616 soon elected Close contests mal ked all the cholces The Alexander of thls class, known sonletlmes by the appelatlon Aleekn othel wlse 0'oln0' undel the nom de plume Zeke was elected pl esldent and tl ul., they could not have chosen a bettel one, S1000 he always holds the class ln thlall by the nlaglc of hls eloquence lhe humble scllbblel of thls al tlcle valued second cholce and hls slstel was chosen CllStOd1?lI1 of the secletaly's book Mal gal et who explesses such L-l6C1d6Cl oplnlons on Evandellne 1S asslstant secletaly Annle 15 tleas ulel of Olll moneys, WVll1Cl1 I belleve amount to the astonlshlno' sum of nothlnfr, and qpulveon as selgeant at alms 1S the only pl etense of O1 del We have, slnce he IS able to contl ol only hlnlself much less oul nolsy class Of C001 se we ale not wlthout detects Who evel was? One thlnv that thleatens the welfale of oul class IS the jealous and envlous f6Gl1Dg' whlch has exlsted the whole V921 and was lately at 1tS helfrht But by WISG and V1U'O10l1S measules we hope to ovel come lt - . .1 , . ' . , LC ' , 1 1 '- ' K 'W 1' A I 1 ' a ' i. . .' . . v. H. D, , . 1 a . 1 I 1 ' 1 '1 . . '1 I 1 1 1 1 1 . . . . . 4 5 . I ' . ' . . L ' ' . . 1 U . ' . . A N N -. . . - . . . , 1 1' , . ' ' ' 1' ' ' H 7 1. . 1 . ', ' '7 . .. ts 1 ' 1 - ' 1' ' ' 1 ' 1 1 ' D V. L .n . . . . . - 1 1 . ll u h I.. ,, , . 1 V I . N . . ' 2: ' .1 ca . ' h. . .'. . . K . N. . 1 D ll. lv 1 1 1 1 V 1 1 1 , ' L ' ra 'U 1 1 ' 1 ' ' 1 '1 1 ' - as . . . I . . . .,. , D . 1 ,., . . . I 1' . . 5 I z: ' , ' 1 1 1 1 1 ' ' 1' ' 7766 . 1 . its . ' . -P? ' - s - 1 , N 1 . . 1 . 1 . ' . X12 , . ' . ' , . - . . 44 ' . . ' ' an zz- ' at an . ' - . .7 H 1 1 1. 1 v 1. 1 l I ,, N '. I . I . . . . '- ra . ' , ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 , - ' ' , L1 ' 77' 1'a, . 1 1 ' '. . - ,D , . Q . . . . . . . . V ze ' 1 1 1 1 L I l 1 1 1 1 - ,., 4 L D N ' ' ,' ' 1 ' 1 1 ' 1 , . 11 1 1 I 1 I 1 0 1 ' . . C, ' 4. . . . ' ' ,, ' b ' 2: I 1